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DumbAceDragon, in Good morning I choose thoughts you've never had before.
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

All underwear is edible if you’re not a pussy

SheDiceToday,

I’m pretty sure that my girlfriend’s pussy has eaten some of her underwear. There’s always new holes where it’s been chewing.

z500,
@z500@lemmy.world avatar

Vagina dentata

trailing9, in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

Technically, shouldn’t there be no reason to go to war?

Bonehead,

As bonobos have shown us, there's no need (or time) for war if we just constantly fuck.

Imgonnatrythis, in Did I press this button the first time?

Microsoft is the biggest offender of this. Use edge browser at work because have to and this don’t show again for password saving never does a damn thing. Why admins in a workplace would ever even allow option of password saving is beyond me as it seems like a risky move.

nooneescapesthelaw,

Wooosh

adam_y, in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy
@adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

Good grief this is some boomer level meme. That joke’s as old as the Parthenon.

casmael,

‘Bout as straight as the Parthenon too

MrSilkworm, (edited )
@MrSilkworm@lemmy.world avatar

fyi, the Parthenon was specifically designed so it didn’t have any straight lines, even when it seemed. It’s part of its perfection as an architectural masterpiece and one of the seven wonders of the ancient world.

en.citaliarestauro.com/parthenon-greece-architect…

casmael,

That’sTheJoke.png

SheDiceToday,

I think you flipped the order of the wording/url, or the exclamation mark is causing issues.

dragnucs, in Can't all be so gifted

Is this memes or metal memes?

AstridWipenaugh, in Did I press this button the first time?

Dude, I had this exact conversation with our compliance team. They told me I couldn’t write literally anything client-side unless the user agreed. They also insisted that I always show the cookie banner if there wasn’t a cookie. Dumbest shit ever. Used the litany of user bug reports on day 1 to tell compliance to go fuck themselves.

Knusper,

The GDPR literally does not apply for non-personal data. I don’t get why companies are so ridiculous with their cookie banners. Nevermind that they have no qualms violating the GDPR in plenty other places.

Schmeckinger,

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  • HKayn,
    @HKayn@dormi.zone avatar

    A single Boolean to no longer show a cookie banner is not personally identifying data.

    rifugee,

    Especially the ones that are so fucking obnoxious that you have to go through it to even view the site. I don’t bother most of the time. The banner should be unobtrusive AND there should be a button that rejects all. I shouldn’t have to go and click edit preferences, uncheck a bunch of check boxes, the click confirm. There are some sites that are doing it correctly, but they are few and far between.

    eclectic_electron,

    The worst is when the banner is unobtrusive, almost unnoticeable, but nothing on the site is clickable until you interact with it

    MooseBoys,

    Don’t be so quick to dismiss the feedback from compliance teams. It’s possible TOU are written such that you really can’t store data on the client without agreement. It’s also possible that other regulations besides GDPR apply that you may not be aware of, for example those specific to banking or health.

    AstridWipenaugh,

    We’re a global company making enterprise software. We have all the certifications including really nasty ones like FedRAMP and HIPAA combined. GDPR is a walk in the park comparatively. I’m well aware of the details and deal with compliance on a nearly daily basis. The only justification was “just to be safe”, which is why they quickly acquiesced to storing the string “false” after pushback.

    nudnyekscentryk, in Left, right, left
    @nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

    never understood why kids are taught to look left twice. the first look is redundant because the second one updates your knowledge about the traffic situation anyway. just look right and left.

    kernelle,

    You’re presuming people are paying attention to everything all of the time, which they don’t. Humans need that extra level of redundancy to mitigate our own shortcomings. Also, we look twice right as well! Once while standing still, the second time instinctively when you’re already crossing in case something changed. Would you be required to do this 100% of the time? Probably not, but learning from a young age you can’t trust one look is good practice in more ways than one.

    nudnyekscentryk,
    @nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

    You’re presuming people are paying attention to everything all of the time, which they don’t. Humans need that extra level of redundancy to mitigate our own shortcomings. Also, we look twice right as well! Once while standing still, the second time instinctively when you’re already crossing in case something changed. Would you be required to do this 100% of the time? Probably not, but learning from a young age you can’t trust one look is good practice in more ways than one.

    No. I’m assuming they don’t — that’s why I see no point to look left first

    kernelle,

    Looking one time each way before crossing a road very clearly assumes you have seen every danger from one glance, otherwise you wouldn’t be confident in crossing the road.

    SuckMyWang, (edited )

    The point of the second look left factors in the uncertainty that creeps in when you look right and spend time on the decision making process. It doesn’t feel like much but a lot can and does at times happen in that moment. You also lose some focus on what was happening on the left side because you need to shift your attention to the right. It’s like a quick refresh because once the decision is made to cross you can’t always take it back. As for you assessment of it being redundant I get where you are coming from but it’s more of a percentage of effectiveness thing. The first look left might only add another 5-10% to the the accuracy but that’s where most the errors can be prevented

    Flumsy,

    You first look into the direction the cara are coming from (left in your case) and wait until you can cross the road. Then you check the other side just in case and while crossing the street, you look in the direction the cars are coming from again just in case something crazy happens.

    If you look right first and then left, there night be cars coming from the left in which case you’d have to wait until they pass, then look right and then left while crossing the road. So your proposal would lead to one extra “looking to the side” if there happened to be a car coming.

    Catsrules, in *cleans room*

    Ahh you will have a clean room! Win win!

    tdawg, in Good morning I choose thoughts you've never had before.

    They’ve seen worse

    sooper_dooper_roofer, in Definetly.

    The real elephant-in-the-room is that wypipo tech comes from aliens

    wp have existed for almost 4000 years, but only went ahead of the rest of the world in the last 400

    Tesla was undebatably of alien origin, you simply need to look at his face. All of earth’s history is just extraterrestrial proxy wars, and we can barely even perceive, much less understand, the tools they use to fight them

    bappity, in *Sad ' boom boom psst'*
    @bappity@lemmy.world avatar

    this wikihow is called “what to do if Eminem doesn’t show up for your dying daughter’s make a wish”

    sounddrill,

    😂

    ShaunaTheDead, in Left, right, left
    @ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social avatar

    It's crazy that we gave away so much real estate to cars like in this cartoon and how we let the auto industry start blaming pedestrians for getting hit by cars rather than the other way around.

    DavLemmyHav, in Wholesome

    not funny. didnt laugh

    givini9229,

    Your sense of humor is broken

    db2,

    Says the 22 minute troll account. Get fucked.

    givini9229,

    Get fucked.

    By who?

    doofer_name,

    Get fucked you absolute disgrace of the human race

    givini9229,

    I’m a disgrace to the human race meanwhile the people who cut off their dicks and call themselves women are not?

    EmptyMusic,

    How’s the 8th grade going?

    givini9229,

    Nice projection

    Ryan213, in They hate to see me win
    @Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

    I’d love to disagree but I can’t. 😭

    fluxion, in Wakey wakey bananas and bakey.

    Taking a sick day someone tried to skin me alive

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