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CADmonkey, in Put the fish down.

The last time I made anything like a profile for tinder was when I made one for PoF back in the before times, in the long-long ago, the year 2007. I didn’t have fish pictures, but I did have a picture of me riding a unicycle.

It was more effective than I expected.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I think I’d enjoy that.

EmergMemeHologram,

It’s called plenty of fish for a reason, you’re supposed to post pictures with fish.

Track_Shovel, in chop chop
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar
dan1101,

Oh geez Margie!

BigDanishGuy,

You should see the other guy

crazyCat, in chop chop

This way you fertilize the land more quickly.

smuuthbrane,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not me, direct the output right onto the BBQ.

HootinNHollerin,
@HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dinner and a show you know how to entertain

rockSlayer, in chop chop

I’m game, sign me up. I don’t want to join any zombie hordes again

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

hate it when that happens

scytale,

Again?

MissJinx, (edited )
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Think about it, we put our dead in the sun to dry and after they become dead jearky we chop them in small pieces and recicle as bricks! We can build thousands of houses! And we can even use the cemetery grounds, since there will be no more burials! Win x Win x Win!

You can live with your loved ones for ever; End the cemetery space problems; End Homelessness; Save the planet!

paddirn, in Me, checking later than I should with my siblings

I only buy stuff for my sibling’s kids now. Buying christmas gifts for other adults is just kind of pointless unless you specifically find some sort of unique thing that you know they’ll like/need and wouldn’t have found on their own.

franklin, in chop chop
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

I guess it’s at least more environmentally friendly

DessertStorms, in chop chop
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

First step to mulching the rich.. ¯*(ツ)*/¯

saltnotsugar, in chop chop

Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Is Soylent Green another Option?

velox_vulnus, (edited )

Nah, too old school. I’d recommend Fissioneral. Want to shred your entire existence and generate energy for three generations of your descendants? It uses the same technology as the sun! Give us a call!

Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

That sounds dope tbh

someguy3, in chop chop

We’ve had a doozy of a day officer.

Wynnded, in chop chop

Naturally…

Tenthrow, in chop chop
@Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

🍋 Well worth it.

PP_BOY_, in chop chop
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Death by Volvo sounds good to me

HootinNHollerin, (edited )
@HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

Definitely wanna look both ways before crossing when this beast is on the road or no one will see you again

Viking_Hippie, in chop chop

Fargo Style

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I can picture the minced meat being fed to pigs

Viking_Hippie,

You mean the Fargo Chips™? 😁

Bruisedback, in Interesting thought

What crispset do you have in your PC?

9point6, in Interesting thought

We do yes! Also internet forums are called e-pubs and the Royal Mail & British Telecom created a system called e-post in the late 80s to take care of our communication needs

Duranie,

As a Midwestern American with a fondness for music from the UK, I both blindly accept your answer as 100% believable and complete bullshit at the same time lol.

Nice work! 👍

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