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Num10ck, in *cleans room*

another trick is to making cleaning actually fun by challenging yourself… try it blindfolded, or with one hand, etc.

Track_Shovel,
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Music helps a lot

LemmyFeed,

And weed.

newIdentity,

Nah. Speed

kamenlady,
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Both are the real speedy clean & squishy relaxed deal. Enough energy to clean a lot, but take your time at some spots, because stoned focus removes the sturdiest of stains.

Coreidan,

Does it? I usually forget to clean after smoking weed and get distracted by other activities

recarsion,

My “trick” is to put it off until I can’t bear the mess anymore and then it actually feels like I’m getting something done and I’m doing it because I want to as opposed to it being a pointless chore

mustGo, in Definetly.
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Aliens hate white people. Everyone else got incredible temples, statues and monuments from them. The whites only got anal probes.

florida-cracker posadist-nuke

Elgenzay, in If Twitter existed in 2003

👏SADDAM👏HUSSEIN👏HAS👏WEAPONS👏OF👏MASS👏DESTRUCTION👏

OlPatchy2Eyes, in I have an answer, but I'm not sure I am allowed to say it on TV

What’s with all these weird misused memes

mino,
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Language and culture evolve. I’m pretty sure skeletor wasn’t ‘meant’ to be a meme in the first place.

It communicates quite clearly to me what the message is, thus meme well used I’d say.

OlPatchy2Eyes,

Nah this is a devolution.

The woman in the meme is supposed to say something unreasonable, and that makes sense because she’s clearly emotional and angry. Her correctly solving the puzzle doesn’t align with her picture.

Then we’ve replaced the cat with Skeltor… for what? I guess him being wrong makes more sense than the cat because the cat is usually correct, or just minding their own business, but why not use the meme with the monkey looking sideways? Or why don’t we use the Winnie the Pooh meme?

It just seems like someone slapped together three images they saw on Reddit without really trying to make sense. And for some reason people up vote this. Idk.

akariii,

so… basically a meme?

OlPatchy2Eyes,

Maybe to you. If this is the kind of content that you like and gets upvotes in this community then y’all have fun with it; it’s not harming anyone. I just commented after seeing it on All because I only just noticed the trend of memes being used differently than they used to be.

akariii,

i mean, in the sense that memes mutate and change over time. I feel like this is something common, since many years ago(?

aaaaaaadjsf, in Definetly.
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BurgerPunk,
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michael-laugh one of my all time favorites right here. 99% of pseudo-archeology/ancient aliens stuff is just this

HubertManne, in Need to make more money 😩
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this is the best version of this meme I have ever seen.

RIP_Cheems, in It's gonna be tremendous.
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Thanks for reminding me

yogthos, in Need to make more money 😩
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capitalist realism

Mercival, in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should…

wreckedcarzz,
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Yeah, I certainly don’t want women in my threesomes

Chais, in *cleans room*
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Shitty life pro-tips

CaptainBlagbird,
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But it works 🙈

GrammatonCleric, in *cleans room*
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Living this rn

Haui,
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I think everyone is living this. You‘re not fucked because you live this but you have the brains to be aware of it.

Zipitydew,

And we live in a time and place where most of our base needs are easily met. Mind has far more time to ponder.

Haui,
@Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Compared to the middle ages, yes. But we‘re not better off than in the 60s I believe.

Rodeo,

Middle class white people in America aren’t, but pretty much the entire rest of the world is.

Haui,
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Can you give an example for that? I‘d like to understand what you refer to.

Rodeo,

The quality of life worldwide has steadily been increasing since industrialization.

The quality of life of middle class white Americans has remained pretty much unchanged since the end of the second world war.

Im not going to get examples, but that’s what my point was.

Haui,
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I‘m sorry but this is not correct. People used to live in one worker households and got by. The housing prices (only thing I could find) in the US has tripled since the sixties which is an increase of 7% pa.

GDPs are rising fast but wages are not keeping up. Here‘s a source for europe: ft.com/…/0a245c28-6cc3-11e9-80c7-60ee53e6681d

It’s not like poor white people are having ouwie now. The 1% are 10000%ing their income while the rest goes home empty.

Rodeo,

You’re talking about incomes, I was talking about quality of life.

You don’t need to convince me we’re underpaid. You would need to convince me that our quality of life is worse than our parents was, though.

Haui,
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As someone with a special interest in psychology I would say that being faced with inequality compared to our parents, we‘re definitely off to a bad start.

Our outlook on the future is fundamentally worse. The planet is fucked, most of us will never own a house, stuff is getting more and more expensive while we‘re being exploited at work. All while we‘re told the world is so much better than it was.

Those of us with the awareness to recognize that we are not seeing an improvwment are the ones that are worse off. I reckon it is another reason why social media and other distractions are rising and stress diseases are insanely high.

TL;DR: You can be factually better off while being constantly reminded how bad the situation really is and feel worse. We’re in a psychological crisis.

stochasticity, in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

There’s no chance the Greeks were the first to have threesomes.

doctorcrimson, in So many people still think its ok for them to do📱

Maybe if 30% of the population weren’t trying to re-elect one of those people for president it would be easier.

yogthos,
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It’s so adorable how many Americans think that the oligarchs they support are different.

doctorcrimson,

LMAO imagine being an apologist for pedophilia and human trafficking and then judging others.

muad_dibber,
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Your current president literally raped a woman in 1993. Her name is Tara Reade.

Also, after winning the Nobel peace prize, Obama dropped an average of 30k bombs / year (80 per day) during his presidency, mostly on Muslim countries, 2, 3. In 2016 alone, dropped 26,171 bombs in the Middle East and North Africa, up 3000 from the previous year. The countries bombed include Syria, Iraq, Yemen, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya, and Somalia.

doctorcrimson, (edited )

Tara Reade’s story is purely hearsay, and she didn’t come forward until Biden was running for president 26 years later. Everyone who worked in that office at that time said it would be totally out of character and they’ve never heard anything like it.

All that stuff about Obama is whataboutism and honestly the man looks like a saint compared to Trump and Bush.

yogthos,
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Attacking the victim and defending the rapist is precisely what I’d expect from somebody like you.

doctorcrimson, (edited )

Listen, I can say that any number of past employers raped me, but why does that alone constitute evidence? Tara Reade has plenty enough to gain from lying, and nobody who worked there corroborates the claim. They even called it absurd.

yogthos,
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There is plenty of collaborating evidence to her claims and what you think she had to gain from chuds like you making her life hell as result I have no idea. You’ve exposed yourself as an utter piece of human garbage here.

doctorcrimson,

Present it. She literally published a book and accepted paid speaking events. Accusing Biden pays all of her bills. Last I heard the only people who were willing to side with Reade was her mother and her neighbor. If there were a sexual harassments claim in a government office then there are normally large paper trails and documented statements involved.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

I mean the most obvious piece slate.com/…/video-tara-reade-mother-joe-biden-lar…I just love how you keep carrying water for this pedo, this is what he does in public when he’s on camera

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/52cc2126-eb99-4876-be7f-bd6026e3776a.jpeg

You’re deplorable.

doctorcrimson,

Oh no he touched their shoulders. Clearly that justifies you comparing him to a literal rapist. /s

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

He is a literal rapist, but people like you don’t want to acknowledge it because you have no morals. Go to your workplace and try touching shoulders like that on your coworkers, let me know how long before your rapist ass gets fired for sexual harassment.

yogthos,
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Imagine using straw man arguments when you have no actual point to make.

doctorcrimson,

My point is very clear, if people want Epstein’s list of associates and people who paid him to see justice, then they need to vote accordingly, and definitely NOT for the guy who was good friends with Epstein and visited his island many times.

yogthos,
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Everybody on the list should be prosecuted, why aren’t the democrats doing that?

doctorcrimson,

First of all, if a hearing is held in congress and not by the DOJ, then you’re absolutely expecting too much to think anything will be done for justice of past crimes. I don’t think the Senate or House can do anything on this topic other than keep the government funded. Historically, Congress has never shown the capacity to prosecute outside of changing how laws are enforced, which is moot because everything Epstein did is already illegal.

Second, I assure you there are active investigations to many of the names in the list, but not much incriminating evidence was found for the more than a thousand people he had some form of contact with over the last couple of years due to their discreet methods of conducting business. A lot of relevant court documents only recently became unsealed since trials started in 2016. Many new contacts were revealed at the end of the Virgin Islands Civil Lawsuit as well. Ghislaine Maxwell got 20 years, Sarah Kellen could be next as Federal Judges have expressed interest in charging her as early as the conclusion of the Maxwell trials in January 2022, JP Morgan have spent 13.8 Million USD on legal fees in the case and will pay 290 Million in reparations for facilitating the financial side of Epstein’s business, Deutsche Bank will pay 75 Million, etc. To claim that nothing has happened and nothing is being done is ignorance.

As much as some people would love to blame and execute Bill Clinton, for example, all he ever did was borrow the man’s plan on a trip to various charity medical sites across Africa that Epstein was unrelated to. So then where do you draw the line? Epstein made it his business to go to parties and shake hands with the influential. He disguised himself as a wealthy venture capitalist for over 2 decades before being outed as a trafficker.

In fact, almost half of Maxwell’s charges were dropped because there wasn’t enough concrete evidence and some of the charges overlapped with a previous conviction where they were granted immunity in a plea deal for state level charges. That’s how hard it is to get a conviction for a crime with only witness testimony. It’s like pulling nails. But it can be done.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

you put so much work into your apologia there

doctorcrimson,

Whose apologizing for what, I explained to you the thing that you want to happen is happening. Under Democrat leadership. You were just flat out wrong.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Nothing is actually happening, and I don’t know what you think I’m wrong about. You’re just making up excuses for why nobody has been prosecuted so far. And if you think a bunch of democrats aren’t on that list then you’re as gullible as they get. All your oligarchs are the same and your country is an utter lawless shithole where the rich do whatever they want.

doctorcrimson,

Lmao

I can’t imagine wishing away such a thing so you can pretend you won an argument.

yogthos,
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doing some projecting I see

FARTYSHARTBLAST, in Did I press this button the first time?
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[Catch 22 intensifies]

Shady_Shiroe, in making memes from stock photos day 2 (oc)
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First rule of fight club, you don’t talk about fight club

PopcornPrincess,

The second rule of fight club is: you DO NOT talk about fight club!

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