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doctorcrimson, in Thanks, Windows, I didn’t want my computer to turn off, anyway

TBH if you don’t restart then it’s going to take an hour before it lets you log in the next time you boot up. Just keep it going on Hibernate until you’re ready to let it update.

nameisnotimportant, in *cleans room*
@nameisnotimportant@lemmy.ml avatar

Some of those wikihow are hilarious 😂

tryitout, in *cleans room*

I remember this episode of Malcolm in the Middle

whyNotSquirrel,
@whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Look! Blood on my knees!”

pauldfaria, in Did I press this button the first time?

In order for this to save… It needs to use cookies, so by not saving cookies you’re guaranteed to see it again.

danc4498,

Clicking ok should transfer you to a different url without that message

uphillbothways,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

You can use server side session tracking to maintain cookie choices short term. Some sites do.

SpaceNoodle,

And how does the server know which session was yours?

Grumpy, (edited )

Besides using session cookies, they can track user agent and IP address. The two in combination will be unique enough. There are further metrics to make a unique identifier, but I think this is sufficient explanation.

Edit: Seems like people who don’t know how to program besides super default methods are downvoting me.

You don’t need cookies to hold session ID. If you programmed in the earlier days, you’d actually even know cookie session wasn’t even the most common method before. For example, session ID can be passed around in the URL as another query parameter. You can even literally turn off cookie option in sessions in languages like PHP (ex: www.php.net/manual/en/session.configuration.php#i…). These kind of practice is still relatively quite common as it allows greater flexibility and not have your session ID bound to a domain.

Furthermore, you don’t have to be restricted by the confines of whatever existing tools you already have. Like in the example I gave at the beginning, you can create your own unique identifiers. You don’t have to use preexisting concept of session at all. If you can create any unique key-value pair, you can track and keep data without the use of sessions. Programmers are hired to create things that never existed before, be more creative.

SpaceNoodle,

No, a cookie with a session ID is stored by the client.

Grumpy,

Session ID is stored by the client. So…? I literally just explained how to hold uniqueness on server side without using session ID.

jaybone,

Tbf you still have a session ID.

Either you store it in a cookie which the browser passes to the server for you, or you store it in a url parameter and you (or your html / temp laying Generation framework, or some JavaScript manipulation) needs to ensure all links or other server calls like POST, will need to include that session ID passed back to the server.

And this talk about IP addresses is complete nonsense because of Proxies and NAT and a ton of other reasons. You can attempt to use it in combination with a session ID, but you certainly cannot use that alone.

Phrodo_00,

Actually for most people, the browser sends enough information in the headers, ignoring cookies, to identify them as unique. You can check out an experiment about this at www.amiunique.org/fingerprint. Combining that with an ip gets you pretty close.

jaybone,

Well that’s still a form of session ID. But you are saying things like “most people” and “pretty close”, so it’s not a very good session ID, since it’s not guaranteed to be unique.

Grumpy,

First of all, this comment chain is about being able to keep tabs on someone without storing information locally on the user’s computer. If we create a new form of session ID equivalent that doesn’t store information locally, I have achieved the goal to the problem that was raised. The issue wasn’t whether or not we needed concept of something equivalent to a session ID.

[…] will need to include that session ID passed back to the server.

Yes, that’s exactly what we used to do in the '00s. Look at softwares like osCommerce v1 and 2. We literally put money behind this method of tracking.

And this talk about IP addresses is complete nonsense because of Proxies and NAT and a ton of other reasons. You can attempt to use it in combination with a session ID, but you certainly cannot use that alone.

Yes, you can use that alone. Without session ID. The other commenter already addressed why this isn’t true. Also context matters. Pretty close is a good enough of a session ID replacement for purpose of tracking whether or not they consented to the cookie policy. If I did a concat of IP, and various fingerprints (and put a hash on it to make it shorter), I can easily reach one in trillion probabilities. I wouldn’t build a secure military website on it because it’s easily forgeable, but it’s more than enough for cookie policy popup.

SpaceNoodle,

The point is that it’s a cookie.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

“how do you do this”

explanation

“no”

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

I see you’re not familiar with the concept of a rhetorical question.

jaybone,

no

uphillbothways, (edited )
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Depends on how the site is written to handle it. There's plenty of shopping carts, for instance, that do this. Other stuff, too. Here's a discussion of how it can be done with PHP on the server side. There's other options, as well.

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/42379157/can-sessions-work-without-cookies-if-so-how-does-a-session-work-without-cookie

More info:

https://www.w3schools.com/php/php_sessions.asp

Vlyn,

Nah, there are also local and session storage, you don’t need cookies to save something in a user’s browser.

BuboScandiacus,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

You got the joke

SpaceNoodle,

OP didn’t

lazyslacker,

it makes sense but the comic is slightly confusing because I think the character should be smiling in the last frame, as if thinking, hey they didn’t lie, it really doesn’t use cookies

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

make site notification that they don’t use cookie actually use cookie but code pages to always display notification be celebrated by users sell tracking data win from both ends

this is why I’m suspicious of everyone, all the time

Perfide,

I think it’s a “I don’t know what else I was expecting” kind of frown.

KMohZaid, in Definetly.
@KMohZaid@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh so our ancestors real name was alien?

HoustonHenry, in *Sad ' boom boom psst'*

Nice to meet you “I have cancer”, I’m dad!

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

"Nice to meet you, dying. I'm dad."

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy, in Did I press this button the first time?

I set my browser to not save any cookies so it doesn’t really matter what i click

SlopppyEngineer,

And an extension to accept the cookies automatically.

koyo, in Is the cure to male loneliness the Third Impact?
ChickenLadyLovesLife, in I hate to tell ya...

Am I a big enough nerd to correct Death’s grammar here?

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

?

clb92,

Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ, ɢᴏ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ.

KMohZaid, in I hate to tell ya...
@KMohZaid@lemmy.ml avatar

🥲

velox_vulnus, in *Sad ' boom boom psst'*

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    TylerDurdenJunior, (edited ) in making memes from stock photos day 2 (oc)

    You should visit swallow.hair

    It is a site that fetches random comments and mix them with random images and AI generated images to generate a pseudo random context.

    It can be quite… Entertaining and / or offensive

    Napain,

    the idea certainly has potential. but almost all the caption aim way to hard to be out of context in one way, usually mistreating children

    frazw, in 🇪🇺 How the EU Feels about

    1: “… and then we’ll be able to stop terrorist attacks. Simple”.

    2: “ok but if you put a back door into encryption, won’t others be able to find it?"

    1: “no we’ll be the only ones with the key. Great huh?“

    2: “and you don’t think the key will be leaked or be hacked?”

    1: “I said we’ll be the only ones with the key.”

    2: “so what’s your plan to make sure the key stays secure”

    1: “…”

    2: “what’s your contingency plan if the key *is * hacked or leaked?”

    1:”…"

    1: "I SAID WE’LL BE THE ONLY ONES WITH THE KEY. "

    2: “…”

    1: “don’t you want to protect our children ??”

    tweeks,

    And even that’s only in the optimistic situation where you can always fully trust “1”, also in the future.

    Amends1782,

    I never seen it summarized so fucking well. And meanwhile, it happens CONSTANTLY, but they pretend it’s impossible to happen and never has actually happened

    AmIConcious,

    With quantum computing around the corner that key is useless. So not only is my data then shared with the EU, china and US will also have a little look

    lud, (edited )

    That’s very speculative though. We don’t know yet the effect how large scale quantum computing will have on encryption.

    Fun fact: Quantum computers already exist and you can play around with one for free*: www.ibm.com/quantum

    *Max 10 min of system usage per month.

    Amends1782,

    Damn that’s cool. Every once in a while IBM does cool shit

    db2, in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

    One of the terms for anal sex is “Greek” though…

    GrammatonCleric,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    thatsthejoke.webp

    db2,

    Oh it’s one of those. Carry on.

    cyborganism, (edited ) in Sit the fuck down, Ralphie.

    I never got the whole arch thing. Arching your back is cheating.

    Edit: I apologize. I was taught to do it without arching from my kinesiologist. I didn’t mean to offend anyone. Thank you for the links to the articles on the subject. I appreciate it.

    grte,

    I don’t agree. Arching your back is technique. Using your biomechanics to achieve a more efficient lift. This is like claiming utilizing the bounce out of the bottom of a squat is cheating.

    rockSlayer, (edited )

    I used to do a lot of lifting. It’s very easy to get the technique wrong, making it more likely to get a back injury. Arching can work out, but it’s a great way to get hurt. Same with bouncing out of a squat.

    grte,

    Arched back is an issue when squatting or dead lifting or other movements with significant vertical load on the back. Not the case with bench pressing. Bouncing out of a squat is also perfectly safe.

    rockSlayer,

    I think it’s worth saying that they are advanced techniques that have a decent potential for injury. Inexperienced people should avoid them entirely. Even experienced lifters should have someone trained watching them as a spotter. Remember, your back needs to be arched for the entire set. Anything else is likely to cause injury.

    I very much disagree about bouncing out of a squat. Maybe while warming up or with light weight it’s ok, but with heavy weights, the safest technique is a steady and smooth motion while staring at the top of the rack to force a straight back.

    cyborganism,

    Oh the staring bit is a good idea. I didn’t know that.

    rockSlayer,

    Yep! It’s a trick my coach taught me in highschool, it works great and keeps it simple

    AWistfulNihilist,

    Bro what are you talking about, you used to lift?

    You’re talking about possibly multiple different squat types. A full depth squat you’ll naturally want to use the bounce, that means you’ve done the exercise correctly, it’s entirely natural.

    A full depth squat with no bounce would be called a pause squat, you are purposefully controlling the bounce so you train a different part of the movement, you use these with regular squats.

    A box squat or parallel squat does not use the full range of motion, you either stop at your thighs being parallel to the ground or you use a box or a chair for a queue.

    If you have someone discovered something that every expert hasn’t, you should write a book!

    cyborganism,

    The thing about full squats is that when you go below parallel, you put more stain on the tendons in your knees than your muscles. There’s greater potential to hurt yourself.

    player2,

    It’s not cheating, it’s a healthier, more stable lifting form that activates more muscle groups. I don’t compete anyways, I just want to get the most out of my gym days and this is how my personal trainer and competitive powerlift taught me.

    Why Do People Arch Their Back When Bench Pressing?

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