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WilliamsStark, in Where is Kevin?

I know. And you’ll see, it’s crazy when they get to activate the 8th chevron of the stargate.

Tankiedesantski, in What the hell is going on at Wikipedia?

A: “Who needs they Pizzussy ate?”

B: “Fuck off Steve, if you want a calzone then order one next time. You’re not getting any of mine.”

helpImTrappedOnline, in *Angry hissing*

I hate that autodelete crap. How many old projects, family photos or funny videos have been lost to this? Sure I may not have looked at it in a few years, but it doesn’t mean I won’t to in 5 more years.

Edit: yes I know this meme show when deleting is a mere “suggestion”, but I know windows had a full auto delete mode that was screwing people’s archived projects up.

Ghyste, in The true Personality of Thomas the Tank Engine

This isn’t a meme.

Rentlar,

It’s as much a meme as those news articles talking about how “something appears at the top of their search result” is a news article.

A lazily made one.

m3t00, in Sugar, spice and too little nice
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

m&d are dumb. lied about santa claus. why was I born

unionagainstdhmo, in Scary
@unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

What’s even worse is that when they use SI units they don’t even spell them right. They write meters whereas the rest of the world writes metres

ILikeBoobies,

They are one of the founding members of the Metre Convention

lnee,

spelling is hard why make it harder by spelling it “metres”

aquasteel,

To help distinguish metre, as in length, from a meter, as in volt-meter.

lnee,

Thats why we call it a volt-meter, or amp-meter or a parking-meter.

VinnieFarsheds,
@VinnieFarsheds@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, in Dutch it’s meter (plural: meters) too

unionagainstdhmo,
@unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar
Russianranger, in No doubts

Easily explained. God is actually a giant chicken and laid the egg. What you see here is the universe being served sunny side up. I’ll see myself out

Surp, in Scary
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

Idk I get through life fine without all that. Never understood why people care so much.

JudahBenHur, in I'll just keep typing on my keyboard and shitposting memes

I feel like this is this with extremely literal language without the charm or poetic elements pbs.twimg.com/media/F0ZXkAoWwAAHnHo?format=jpg&am…

culpritus, in No doubts
@culpritus@hexbear.net avatar

I think the correct answer is sharks.

Mothra, in >Seduce
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Gut instinct was to flee, but on second thought I’d ask for advice just so I know to never take it

magmaus3, in He's a Maoist now
@magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

mid content

Tar_alcaran,

That’s pretty high praise for Ben Garrison.

magmaus3,
@magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

true

The_Eminent_Bon, in no window

How do you think they come out warm and clean?

Holzkohlen,

My farts are also warm and slightly moist. Coincidence?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Does your ass have windows?

Viking_Hippie,
SamXavia, in Back to formula
@SamXavia@kbin.run avatar

Look at little Goblin Jr. Gonna Cry?

spauldo, in He's a Maoist now

Ben is losing his touch if he thinks his target audience knows what a “Maoist” is.

Flinch,
@Flinch@hexbear.net avatar
spauldo,

Ah, that’s more what I expect. Of course, most of his readership will look at that top book and try to remember if Karl was the one with the horn that didn’t talk.

Flinch,
@Flinch@hexbear.net avatar

My favorite part of this image is Hunter in the back smoking crack, it’s very 😘👌

Tankiedesantski,

His mask with the mouth cut out is chefs-kiss

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