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AVincentInSpace, in Not such a conspiracy theory now

The difference is that it’s consensual, you libtard.

Now try not to think about those monkeys we’re testing the product on and whether it was consensual for them.

^/s^ ^if^ ^it^ ^wasn’t^ ^obvious^

Aremel, in dining with moomin daddy

Nothing wrong with dining alone, I think.

Imgonnatrythis,

Yeah, smart phones fixed this. No one looks at anyone anymore anyway. I have zero hesitantions about dining alone. Fuck you I’m here to write a yelp entry on this place,.and also, yes, I don’t have friends.

Dimok, in We need to stop attempts to normalize grind/hustle lifestyle

It’s bad everywhere, but what’s scariest to me is the stories my girlfriend tells me about the hospitals she works in. She is a traveling radiographer and gets to visit some of the sketchier hospitals across the country. There seems to be a running theme of “we don’t have enough people” and a few bootlickers enabling it with working 90+ hour weeks. Every time you see in the news where a nurse accidentally screws something up, there is a running trail of them being over worked and short staffed. They pay my gf 3-5 times what they pay their xray tech staff, AND pay her room and board, AND a huge percentage on top of that to the contract house. The ineptitude of your run of the mill hospital administration is just…scary.

ShimmeringKoi,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

I am hearing more and more stories like this that collectively add up to a very bleak picture of terminal institutional rot beneath a nanometer-thin facade

Also I live with one of those bootlickers and all their opinions are exactly as myopic, contrarian and self-aggrandizing as you would think

Tankiedesantski,

Also I live with one of those bootlickers and all their opinions are exactly as myopic, contrarian and self-aggrandizing as you would think

“I delivered a cost reduction of 21 cents per man hour to the shareholders, so my bonus is going up this year” type of thing?

Bamboodpanda, in alternative to trees

It’s sad that the effort to do something innovative to solve a problem can easily get dismissed via a zero effort critique by someone who never took the time to learn why it was created.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0ac3c9f6-14c9-406b-a816-3050388a32f2.png

BCsven,

There is a tree right next to it. LOL so obviously space for trees. The trunks take up less space, its just they require pulling up surrounding sidewalk sometimes, and maintenance crew for trimming and watering in dry spells.

telllos,

Well, the title should be, we can replace Benchs with better benchs

BCsven,

That would make more sense

DrDominate,
@DrDominate@lemmy.world avatar

Trees don’t perform nearly as much work as the algae tank in sucking up C02 and outputting 02, require more maintenance, and takes longer to deploy (have to wait for tree to mature).

BCsven,

I was only commenting on the wording under the picture claiming they place them where is no room for trees.

DrDominate,
@DrDominate@lemmy.world avatar

Fair enough, I misunderstood. I meant no ill intention.

BCsven,

No worries. I get they can be beneficial, the photo was just ironic

mstrk,

nice, thank you.

sciencesebi,

Yeah…most of the O2 comes from plankton. People seem to freak out about a few trees being cut down, but are chill when it comes to rising ocean temps

RememberTheApollo_, in european stereotypes

Which stereotype refuses punctuation?

goldgate,

Same stereotype which has a bad school system.

gerbler, in alternative to trees

I think a lot of these are just cool experiments and projects grad students do for the sake of doing them. Then some hack writes an op ed about how we don’t need to worry about deforestation because we can plop algae tanks down instead.

WetBeardHairs,

Oh thank god. We don’t have to worry about deforestation anymore? Phew. Thanks, tank of algae.

anarchy79, (edited )
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Sadly, dealgaeation is quickly becoming a catastrophic problem. However, we are confident we can soon genetically modify human lungs to partially breathe the sulphur clouds that will engulf our planet!

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

I thought it was more of an experiment that, if proven successful, could eventually aid in the exploration of space since we would need to engineer ways of creating oxygen for prolonged travel.

andrew_bidlaw, in Animals.
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I upvote for visibility, downvote for being rude. It’s not entirely me agreeing or disagreeing. Sometimes I upvote a person I argue with because I see this argument and their effort valuable to the community and want others ro see it, same with posts.

KrummsHairyBalls, in I prefer speeds per Swedes

Reminds me of an app I downloaded the other day to help plan routes. They asked for my cars “KPL”.

Like what? Who in the world says KPL? It’s l/100KM.

While I’m aware that some places may use KPL, it just seems very American to go “hey, we use MPG, so they must use KPL”.

Lynxtickler,

They use KPL in Japan at least, but I doubt the app was Japanese lol

ursakhiin,

I’d imagine they were giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming everybody uses a metric that allows for 1 conversion to tell how far a tank of fuel will take you.

bstix,

I grew up with km/L.

I don’t mind using whatever scale, but it’s somewhat better for comparing the numbers that cars actually use, because with l/100km every car is five something or six something.

Also the higher numbers are better like everything else on the car comparison cards.

KrummsHairyBalls,

I’d love to know which cars you drive with 5-6 l/100km lol

My best vehicle is 10. My worst is 28. Unless you’re a hybrid, I don’t know of a single vehicle doing 5-6l/100km

BCsven,

Our Honda Fit does about 5.5L/100km if I drive and about 7.5L/100km if my wife drives. I have had it as low as 3.9 But that was purposely watching acceleration and avoiding hills

bstix, (edited )

I’ve had Opel, Renault, Peugeot, VW, Skoda, Mazda, Suzuki.

None of them were worse than 7 L/100km. Pretty much all modern cars go at 5 L/100km unless you get something with a larger engine.

Never had a hybrid.

KrummsHairyBalls,

Pretty much none of those brands exist in Canada, or are extremely uncommon. Not to mention the cold weather makes our fuel economy even worse.

dunz, (edited )
@dunz@feddit.nu avatar

All these brands exist in northern Europe, they work fine here. My 2007 VW Golf does about 6-7l per 100km. They aren’t unusual numbers really

Knuschberkeks,
@Knuschberkeks@feddit.de avatar

what? Even my parents 6 Seater family car drank only 8l back in the day, I drive my Opel Astra with about 7 and my brothers little fiat drinks 4,5 if he drives efficiently. You gotts have either s pickup truck or something really old.

KrummsHairyBalls, (edited )

What? A pickup uses 15-28 l/100km.

A Silverado uses 15MPG, according to GM themselves. That’s like 16l/100km

onion,

A Polo 3-cylinder runs at around 5.5l/100km mixed city/interstate. 16l is atrocius

KrummsHairyBalls,

I’ve never seen a 3 cylinder vehicle in my life lol.

onion, (edited )

You propably did but never noticed.

It’s a 1l 75hp engine, topping out at 175km/h or 108mph. Perfect for a commuter car

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight-three_engine

BCsven,

Remember The Ford Fiesta, or was it the Firefly?? Iforget the name but that was a 3 cylinder.

onion,

Still is. Focus, C-Max, B-Max, Fiesta, EcoSport, Mondeo, Transit and Puma are the models listed on Wikipedia available with a three cylinder

BCsven,

Yeah pickups and SUVs are gas guzzlers. i get about 5.5L/100km with my Honda Fit

neonred,
captainlezbian,

Yeah maybe it’s just being an American but mpg makes sense in an intuitive way, so kpl sounds like it would be rightish. I’d never guess that people would use l/100km, and I use metric somewhat regularly in my personal life

Oszilloraptor,

Guess the difference is what you grew up with and therefore intuitively prefer:

  • allegedly american thinking: This baby sucks X gallons. Let’s see how far I can get with it
  • allegedly non-american thanking: I need to drive roughly X 1/2 hundred kilometers, and that will burn that much fuel.
captainlezbian,

I’d change the American thinking from that to bigger number goes further for same fuel/how many miles til I refuel.

onion,

And the non american to bigger number=bigger fuel consumption

captainlezbian,

That’s fair, though there was a non American agreeing that every other number is bigger is better so it’s nice when all numbers are that way.

That said all this is soon to be irrelevant. We’ll all be using wh/m soon enough

sukhmel,

whoops per minute?

onion,

Why not mpwh?

captainlezbian,

Because I’m a bad engineer who forgot that watts are power and not energy

BCsven, (edited )

Fuel consumption makes more math sense, especially when doing mental math comoarisons. Litres per 100km or the newer Gallons per 100miles for USA makes it easier for linear fuel consumption calculations. This quote explains: "The advantage of measuring fuel consumption this way is that it makes comparisons easier as fuel efficiency improves for a specific vehicle. That’s because the differences are linear. With miles per gallon, efficiency is graded on a curve. For example, for a 15-mpg car, a 5-mpg improvement is a 33-percent gain. But that same 5-mpg upgrade for a 30-mpg car is only a 17.5-percent improvement to a vehicle that is already using half as much gas. " With litres per 100km a 5 litre increase is 5 litres regardless of starting fuel consumption.

emeralddawn45,

I’m not even American but this is way less intuitive for everyday use. I don’t need some abstract measure of how efficient my car is being. My fuel tank is measured in liters, when I fill up i pay by the liter, I want to know how far I can go on x liters. Not have to do a bunch of mental math to reverse the equation for my gas tank with 40 liters in it. I have 40l, I can go x*40 km. Mental multiplication is way easier than mental division.

BCsven,

Well the car does the math for you, but it is meant for comparison when purchasing because range relies on fuel tank capacities. where as L per 100 k is a fuel efficiency rating regardless of tank size. But it it makes more sense when you have a fleet of vehicles and are doing logistics and need improvements. if you have X dollars to spend on economy it is a linear equation compared to convoluted deminishing returns on low mpg vehicle. Like the quote mentioned 5mpg improvement on one vehicle is not the same efficiency as mpg on another vehicle.

Rustmilian,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

PDF >

Anticorp,

We live in a society. You can’t just come into a conversation and start using PDF.

TrickDacy, in fr*nce
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Does anyone “get” this? Why would anyone be mad at France?

Appoxo, (edited )
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Le Baguette are probably the reason.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

So people hate France because they make amazing bread? I don’t get it.

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I suppose so.
I like le baguette. Tastes very good.

GenderNeutralBro,

France is not suitable for children! Just ask Disney! www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2SGSQsLF9I&t=101s

mexicancartel,

Is that how the joke against france begin? Or is it something else?

GenderNeutralBro,

Definitely not the start of the joke, but I couldn’t tell you where it did start. I think it long predates the internet. I would guess that it goes back to cultural conflict between British and French aristocracy in centuries past, but at this point I think it’s very far removed from the origins.

In the US, I think using France as the butt of random jokes got a boost during George W. Bush’s presidency because France publicly opposed the US’s invasion of Iraq, which caused some absurd and petty reactions from US politicians, like renaming “French fries” to “freedom fries”.

I have no idea why Disney decided to change that line. Perhaps it has more to do with the suggestion of interracial partnerships than with France specifically? Either way, Jesus Christ, Disney…

mexicancartel,

Damn

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

That is certainly… weird.

herrvogel,

Oeuf -> öf

Oeufs -> ö

Papa always says “don’t trust anyone who speaks a language where adding a plural suffix makes the word shorter” and I live by that rule

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Is that a germanic language you are poking fun at?

tpyo,
TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

You must be high. I of course knew that, it was obviously the other one I was asking about.

Sylvartas,

Americans

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

I’m american… not mad at france. Because I’m not a weirdo republican who considers them effeminate for some weird reason. I was making an assumption based on experience that not many of those types are on Lemmy. At least not in the communities I haven’t blocked.

Sylvartas,

Yeah and if you went to France with that attitude, I bet you didn’t have a particularly bad time. (Paris is a little more complicated though, parisians have zero patience, especially with tourists, which does include french tourists)

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

I had a great time in paris. I didn’t find the stereotype to be true. I only had one person be rude to me… Whereas in New York, people can be quite rude for almost no reason

sexy_peach,

It’s just another level of the meme with happy face with place, japan.

It’s funny to some to say that france or the uk are bad.

Siegfried,

But we all know one is actually bad

Fosheze,

People think France is bad, but they have objective proof about the UK.

Honytawk,

Fr*nch 🤮 🤮

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

?

Ghostalmedia, in Apple being... Apple!
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Wheels for a MacPro tower cost $700.

What makes you think Apple’s drugs would be 1/5th the price?

ma11en,

Do you need a little help with the maths?

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Yes?

don,

1 + 1 = 2

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Ahh, I thought the logo in the bag was made out of smokable designer crack.

TWeaK,

Yeah this is what I don’t get. If the prices were the other way round, and the bag contained only a few grains, then it would make sense to me.

turbowafflz,

The bag is separate, it doesn’t include the drugs. You have to buy both

acastcandream, in playgrounds and coal mines

The children yearn for the mines.

Wutchilli,

Look at Minecrafts success!!!

Siethron, in Just a silly harmless prank bro

We respect your privacy enough to charge for access to it.

bobs_monkey, (edited )

Lol, anyone who thinks that by paying for Meta products is going to get privacy is delusional. You just won’t see ads. You’ll still see plenty of sponsored content, and your information/“advertising profile” will be sold.

The amount of trust people have in billionaires is too damn high.

Siethron,

I think you misunderstood my comment.

I was implying they’ll charge other corporations for access to their users privacy.

MonkderZweite, (edited )

We still track you though.

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in Core Values

The core values of libertarianism: (god I wish I saved the original reddit comment, oh well I’ll paraphrase)

“Yes it’s fascist pseudoscience with no basis in reality, however it’s still a useful theory so I’m going to continue to believe it”

Killercat103,
@Killercat103@infosec.pub avatar

Tbh I was confused for a second and then thought. “Oh… Right-wing libertarianism!”

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

Where do you live that after reading “libertarianism” first thing you think about is left?

Narrrz,

it took me a long time to realise that just because it has the word liberty (almost) in it, doesn't mean it's a left-wing idea.

mindbleach, (edited )

In the US, that’s almost a red flag. (The other kind of red flag. I’m beginning to see the problem here.)

If you encounter primly-dressed members of some Family Liberty Choice For America Council, run screaming in the opposite direction.

meteorswarm,

Left libertarianism was first… But nowadays it only exists to “well actually” people with, at least in the US.

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah. In Poland libertatrianism started around 1980 with a pretty fun episode when Janusz Korwin-Mikke went to the famous opening strike of solidarność in the Gdańsk Shipyard and preached to them the virtues of capitalism and free market. Shocked workers listened to the nonsense, concluded he has to be a militia provocateur (he really wasn’t) and locked him in the shed.

Currently, polish libertarians have such overlap with monarchists and neonazis they are even for years in a single political party - Konfederacja.

WoodlandAlliance, in It really makes me cringe every time they talk about logic...

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  • SheDiceToday,

    I mean, I can’t think of another sect of christianity that requires special underwear. Outerwear, sure, but underwear? Creepy.

    wildginger,

    Most christians pretend to be cannibals as a weekly rite.

    The person they are cannibalizing is the same one they worship.

    The extra layer of clothes is the most boring thing about mormons.

    flambonkscious,

    Really? Is it not painfully obvious this is a symbolistic practise / metaphor

    wildginger,

    You can say whatever you like bud, its creepy to roleplay as cannibals as a core of your religion.

    flambonkscious,

    Well, when you put it like that

    reattach,

    Just Catholics, iirc.

    CommanderCloon,

    yep, which is most christians

    explodicle,

    50.1% as of this writing! They should call a vote now while they still can.

    MrScottyTay,

    I think Protestant do it too

    SheDiceToday,

    No, there are plenty that do it. Not weekly, but most do it yearly. I’ve known nondenominational places, lutheran, baptist, episcopalian, and methodists that do.

    idiomaddict, (edited )

    Catholics are the only ones who aren’t pretending, they honestly believe they’re cannibals

    WoodlandAlliance,

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  • DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

    It is a little different when your origin story is very obviously a mediocre conman having his shitty cons described by multiple eye witness accounts and having your myths be 2000 years old with no first hand accounts.

    WoodlandAlliance,

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  • DragonTypeWyvern,

    Like I said, it’s different when you have the actual daily journals of people calling it a con.

    Or his wife calling him a liar after he stuck his head in a hat to get his prophecies.

    Like, regardless of the fact that to religious types the age of the belief has value, it’s just a whole different level of obvious bullcrap beyond simply believing in the supernatural.

    cogman,

    It’s harder to believe because it’s easily disproven. Turns out Joseph’s “translation” of ancient Egyptian wasn’t inspired.

    WoodlandAlliance,

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  • cogman,

    Not just as easy. There’s a lot of room for someone to say “this was actually just metaphor” or even “these are just stories to convey values”.

    Take the tower of Babel, for example, we know it never happened. However, a more progressive Christian or Jewish tradition can use the story to talk about how sometimes cultural differences are simply surface level, we are all ultimately the same people. Mormons aren’t so lucky because the book of Mormon was pitched as a literal history and part of the book has literal refugees from the tower of Babel.

    Unlike the Bible, we have the author of the religion who very well documented how literal everything is. We don’t even know who authored nearly any book in the Bible or their motivations.

    I’m not arguing for a god, I’m an atheist exmo. However, there’s a pretty big difference between a bunch of old stories compiled together into a book and a book of fiction that the author went out of his way to claim was “the most correct book ever written”.

    1847953620,

    I mostly agree with you, though the babble has the upper hand with older and better-funded propaganda campaigns spanning more time and regions and organizations using it for political manipulation. It’s had more polishing, rewriting, adapting, and state-backed proliferation (including by use of armies to wipe out competitors). It also borrowed many more mythical elements from other existing religions. Joseph Smith’s version is newer, and the mythology a bit sloppier, so the average person can conceivably judge the odd parts of its modern context easier. One is star wars and the other is an underfunded filler show on Netflix on its second season in 10 years by comparison. Which one has the better chance of having someone in your life convince you to give it a shot, and disincentivizes you from criticizing it in social settings more?

    hemko,

    No but any religion is similarly “illogical”, Mormons are the same as other Christians with extra “m”

    Sharpiemarker, in Always wondered how they feel

    It’s just a job lol

    wabafee,

    A sexy job ohhhh yeahhh!

    fluckx,

    I recently saw despicable me and just heard vector saying “oh yeah” rather than the CSI clip

    Ralis,

    That’s a nice demonstration of Western capitalist degeneracy.

    Sharpiemarker,

    I’ll accept the degeneracy, but you can keep the rest.

    oatscoop,

    … Are you being ironic? I legitimately can’t tell anymore on this website.

    slackassassin,

    Probably serious. These mfs can’t turn that shit off for nothin. People kissing on TV? Degen capitalist conspiracy by the west ^tm.

    Twelve20two,

    Professional acting predates capitalism and will outlive it, too

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