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andrew_bidlaw, in eww
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What a floating dollhouse. Can’t believe they are even moving, talking. It was a really weird experience.

drascus, in Honestly

we sorta haven’t. We haven’t even made it a few hundred years without a civil war or some sort of uprising.

DillyDaily, (edited ) in eww

I mean, I’d be confused and concerned too if a time travelling European from the 18th century stepped off a boat in 1492

Transporter_Room_3,
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People genuinely do not understand history.

I think a good comedic example of this is in Futurama, where some characters from the year 3000 get tossed back to Roswell in 1947. They try to blend with “period correct clothes” and lingo, but since they’re 1000 years out of place, they’re combining things that hadn’t been invented yet with stuff from 1947s past.

A lot of people seem to think cleopatra was hanging out with the dudes who built the pyramids and think it’s weird Sparta and Rome never went to war. I mean, sure technically they both existed in an overlapping period of about 50 years, but technically the USA has had diplomatic contact with the Holy Roman Empire for a few years.

Imagine if a shuttle landed on the planet and someone from 2402 popped out with their neon implants, xarthan death spikes proudly displayed, and an onion on their belt. Everyone knows they don’t show up until at least 2215.

VikingHippie,

and an onion on their belt.

Which will be the style at the time, of course.

funkless_eck,

I don’t know if there’s any period in history where having an onion on your belt would be a bad idea.

VikingHippie,

Then again, there isn’t one where it’s a particularly good one, either 🤷

lightnegative,

Onions have layers

Siegfried,

You are right and i know this isnt what you were thinking about, but Rome and sparta did go to war

I like the futurama reference

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Shhhhhhhhh…

Also, I thought Sparta had been absorbed by the Achaean League by then.

I guess I helped further prove my point that people don’t know history.

Linkerbaan, in oh no Germany what is u doin
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The west at the beginning: Gaza is not a concentration camp, they have (a little) food and water and a “safe zone” in the south!

The west now: You have to kill at least 6 million for it to classify as genocide

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

800,000 to 1,000,000. That’s how many Tutsis were killed by the Hutus in the Rwandan genocide of 1994.

/s in case that isn’t blatantly obvious

Bondrewd, (edited ) in eww

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3c339164-42d7-45a6-b9d0-e12659ccd22a.jpeg

Gets off the boat, gets out his gun: “Let me show you a magic trick!”

RandomVideos, in Beautiful

Communist spy drones

match, in eww
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native ppl: these dudes are sickly, scurvied, and so pale they look like they’re about to die, we have to give them food

europeans: they bring us offerings! they must think we’re gods, probably

Madison420, (edited )

The white people as gods myth likely comes from Australia where pale people were thought of as ghosts and treated well and given things they’d need on their trip to the aboriginal afterlife of sorts.

LemmyKnowsBest, in eww

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  • RootBeerGuy,
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    Its a wig, so thats taken care of.

    Fleur__, in politically bipolar meme feeds yo
    @Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

    I am struggling to understand the relationship between the text and the image

    The_Lopen,

    It’s symbolic. The axe represents the memes used to divide us in two 🗿

    Spesknight, in Lemmy about to implode.

    They heard us! Soviet Republic is now on sale!

    mofongo, in Love it

    Is this normal behavior? I have that too but I just assumed I am shy or weird.

    Persen,

    Or probably autistic.

    mofongo,

    No I already tested myself.

    Persen,

    Oh ok.

    CliveRosfield,

    Ignore the other guy it’s completely normal

    CaptPretentious,

    I’d say yes. The people you’re close with are the people that you’ve vetted. You have same or similar energy, opinions, humor, etc.

    At my age I’m just sick of other people shit. People who are rude, obnoxious, entitled, self-centered, etc… so I more and more resemble the left side.

    Sabre363, in Love it

    I have recently acquired some new comfy friends . . . it is indeed quite whelming.

    CoolBeance, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱
    @CoolBeance@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m from Asia and honestly it’s really tiring to hear people keep making fun of Americans.

    It was never funny to bring up shit like children fucking dying from school shootings in a snarky comment, and I think any reasonable person with actual, genuine concern for the world’s problems understands that if all we had to do was give, everyone would well have fucking received already.

    jasondj, (edited )

    As an American, we can laugh at tragedy sometimes.

    For example, that my 7yos phone was probably made by people younger than him. And one of those kids probably killed themselves jumping off a factory building so my kid could be safe from a school shooting.

    See? Absolutely hysterical.

    DirkMcCallahan, in Love it

    And when I’m in a mixed group of strangers and that 1 person I’m comfortable with, it’s a mixed bag as to which me shows up.

    EmperorHenry, in Dont be fooled by cable news
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    That’s how our government is. The majority of the people here are like sheep. Completely oblivious to what our military is doing to places around the world.

    AnUnusualRelic,
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    Thank you for your service o7

    Alsephina,

    And not even improving the lives of its own citizens. Literally just causing as much death and destruction all over the world as possible just to profit a couple of military and oil corporations and their owners.

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