memes

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

SGG, in rawr

I always think of it like this song: genius.com/Heidevolk-a-wolf-in-my-heart-lyrics

Except replace the word heart with ass.

There’s a wolf

In my ass

And it’s fighting to survive

FUCKRedditMods,

There’s a spider (spider ((spider)))… deep in my soul

MaxPower, in I can't focus when someone does this

Ripped chimp boss

PeriodicallyPedantic, in rawr

They’re missing a wolf. And a moon.

MaxPower, in A greater sacrifice than you could possibly know

Yeah but social gatherings that are mandatory (or “kind of” mandatory) are the real stressors. Those make me sweat and dread tbh.

Shieldtoad, in On culinary crimes

When Americans make Mac and cheese does it usually only contain macaroni and cheese? Or do they add other things?

Here in Belgium we call it macaroni with ham and cheese because we put pieces of ham in it.

Tak,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

Depends on the region and sometimes ethnicity.

It’s actually considered cruel to have the white guy bring the mac to a black cookout because he’s likely going to get roasted for it.

cm0002,

Yea we put ham too, sometimes spam, sometimes bacon. It’s really versatile tbh. We even have other variations like Cheeseburger Macaroni that nearly crosses the line into its own dish.

But, I have never EVER heard of raisins going into it before and it sounds disgusting.

droans, (edited )

If done well, buffalo chicken mac and cheese is great, too.

Unfortunately most restaurants do a garbage job with it. They just add the chicken and hot sauce into the mac and cheese and let it sit in a pan until someone orders it. This needs to be made fresh when it’s ordered or it just turns into mediocre mush.

They all always screw up buffalo chicken dip, too. That’s even worse because it’s so easy to make right.

  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Hot sauce, half a cup to a full cup depending on what you like
  • Block of cream cheese
  • Bag of sharp cheddar.
  • Packet of ranch seasoning. Don’t use ranch dressing, it’ll make it too watery.
  • If you like blue cheese, grab a small block or, if you’re lazy, grab a little container.

Use two forks to shred up all the breast meat on the rotisserie. Make the shreds varying in consistency - some should be very fine, some should be normal shredded chicken, some should be little chunks.

Slice the cream cheese into small strips. If you’re using a block of blue cheese, remove the rind and crumble it. I like to use a knife for this because it’s quicker.

Grab a large pan. Throw the chicken and hot sauce in. Set it to medium and mix. When it starts simmering, add everything but the blue cheese. Mix it up until it’s all melted and combined. If you have blue cheese, add it now and keep mixing until you’re happy with it.

Turn off the stove. It’s ready now and you’re about to have some fantastic fucking buffalo chicken dip.

OZFive,

Well I know what I’m making this weekend! Thanks.

Cloaca,

My family (New Hampshire) typically add smoked cherry tomatoes to our mac and cheese.

Mostly an add in of one protein and one vegetable. When more items get added we just switch to the dish being a pasta or a casserole.

I will say that raisins make a great addition to a curried meatloaf.

get_off_the_phone,

Tuna and peas in my mac and cheese, please!

Sabre363,

This sounds fucking disgusting, I’d rather have the raisins.

HotDogFingies,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

Growing up poor is fun. Very similar to what we called tuna casserole.

  1. Box of elbow macaroni, cooked
  2. Can of cream of mushroom soup
  3. Can of tuna, drained
  4. Can of peas, drained

Dump. Mix. Consume.

I'm still poor, but I don't eat that shit.

Sabre363,

I grew up poor as well, and tuna casserole was a very common meal. But, the peas are an abomination.

Actually, now that I think about it, that might be why I hate peas so much.

HotDogFingies,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

Peas suck

get_off_the_phone,

Peas in my mouth please

scottywh,

Odd Todd certainly loved that recipe (and probably still does).

AngryCommieKender,

Traditional American Mac and Cheese is a dish that consist of macaroni noodles that have been baked in a bechamel based cheese sauce and topped with bread crumbs.

If we put anything else in it, we tell you, just as you do with the addition of ham to the name.

stolid_agnostic,

In my observation, if it comes from a box, it’ll be simple. If it’s made from scratch then people go more gourmet.

gentooer,

I’ve never heard of macaroni met hesp, where are you from?

mayonaise_met, in Let 'em COOK!

83 degrees Celsius is too hot in any month

UrPartnerInCrime, in On culinary crimes
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Pineapple on pizza is only weird cause we pair it with Canadian Bacon.

Try Pinepple, Bacon, and Jalapeño. I call it PBJ pizza. Gets a real weird look when I only call it that haha

Some guy in the original thread said he’d try the Mac and raises on livestream. Excited to see how it works out

Starshader,

When you will die, you will have to spend at least one week in an Italian hell, where you will be forced to learn how to cook a proper pizza with a Napolitan Nonna.

BluJay320,
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Alright, you got me. I’m gonna try it.

ryry1985,

I actually prefer something that will piss off the Italians AND the Germans: pineapple, sauerkraut, and canadian bacon pizza

Someone,

Hey don’t call that thick cut ham crap Canadian or bacon. We eat regular bacon up here. Ham sucks.

scottywh,

Ham is good., It doesn’t belong on pizza though

scottywh,

That has been my go to pizza for like… 30+ years…

It’s so good.

Tak, in On culinary crimes
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

Ugh. Pineapple on pizza was created in Canada.

If you wanna throw shade at us go to deep fried Twinkies or something.

AngryCommieKender,

Deep fried butter. I think we went too far

Spaceinv8er,

And it should’ve stayed in Canada

Tak,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

Woah there. I love pineapple on pizza. Pineapple, jalapenos, and mushrooms is just a great combo.

scottywh,

Add bacon!

SternburgExport, in Today is about to become unpleasant

Just ask him who would win a cook off. Him or some british bloke that made a video of him unboxing a Toyota Yaris.

Pinecone,

That’s not even the first time James May won vs gordon. They both ate bull penis and Ramsey couldn’t handle it lol

SternburgExport,

LMAO I did not know that

dynamo,

Captain Slow

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

TIL.

miroslav, in Majestic

One and a half men

AdmiralShat, in On culinary crimes

There’s a big difference.

One you’re putting berries on cheese with carbs

The other you’re putting berries in cheese with carbs

See the issue?

Bene7rddso,

Yes. So Sprinkling raisins on top of the mac&cheese is fine

HotDogFingies,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

YES.

pascal, in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com

Does anyone remember when marijuana.com allowed to create a free email?

BudgetBandit, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

Just put 1 raisin in there to mess up someone’s day.

dalekcaan,

Whoever gets it has to make the next Mac and cheese.

Squid, in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com

I use it as an alt now

norgur, in On culinary crimes
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Calm down, 'Muricans. We didn’t lose our shit when you replaced the Spatzen in Kässpatzen with Macaroni and the cheese in Kässpatzen with fatty, gloopy cheddar “sauce”. You can bear this one.

HotDogFingies,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

We're dumb and very deserving of ridicule, but let me correct you anyway.

Macaroni and Cheese was introduced to the US by James Hemings, a man enslaved by Thomas Jefferson (our 3rd president), after returning from Italy, where he learned how to do pasta stuff because Tommy just loved noods.

So, yeah. Slavery.

Starshader,

Don’t be so mean, they do not have access to quality food.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

Interesting. Mac and cheese, it seems, evolved from the pasta and cheese casserole dishes of Italy and England popular around the 14th and 15th century. While kasspatzen seems to have originated from around the areas of southern Germany with no mention of it as a dish until about the 1700’s.

Curious that.

norgur,
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

First of all: Don’t you think Kässpatzen “evolved from” something, too? Like… both are “cooked dough stuff with cheese”

And secondly: your argument is not the counter you might think it is. The core of my argument was that Mac and Cheese are a downgrade to the food it came from. It doesn’t matter, if the origins are in Italy or Germany, the argument stands. Slopping fat with cheese flavor on pasta is nothing one could claim any culinary high ground with

And lastly: we all agree that this is some light hearted, friendly banter here, and not some patriotic conflict about cultural superiority, right?

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah sure, I don’t care. But the Italians in the other room might lose their shit if they find out the Germans ruined their casserole with unholy German egg noodles.

PsychedSy,

Dried egg noodles are the true crime.

HotDogFingies,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

I love dried egg noodles. Please, sir, can I have some more?

PsychedSy,

Dude raemes egg noods are the best.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • memes@lemmy.ml
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #