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fl42v, in Thank you therapy

The invisible pink unicorn or something?

0x4E4F, in I need to buy better band-aids

There are ones that can withstand getting soaked.

Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but I ran out of those unfortunately. The ones I have left get a drop of moisture and the glue completely dissolves

0x4E4F,

Yeah, I know the feeling…

I usually add something like electrical tape over them if they fall off.

BustinJiber, in Texas: We're going to secede

Texas: Im going toooooo sEeECeeEEdeEeEEe!!!.. OwO (what)

MadBob, in Spices too

What’s this “almost”, please?

Sekki,

I would certainly not enjoy garlic in my chocolate cake

MadBob, (edited )

Without going too Wittgenstein on you, I read it a bit differently, and I would enjoy onion jam on my chocolate cake.

dutchkimble,

But that garlic when it’s onion cake though

Kase,

Cake has layers. Onion has layers.

∵ Cake is onion.

SilverFlame,

Always has been

EfreetSK, in New Yorker Caption Contest #695
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I don’t get it :(

sagrotan, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Joe Rogan packs his stuff again…

sagrotan, in Cooking
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

You forgot shit like “fondor”, the poor natrium glutamate imitation from Maggi. Many cantina cooks also use gallons of Worcester sauce (pronounced “Wooster” btw, and that’s a law)

Raxiel, in Spices too

Their foil is pretty good at keeping stuff fresh too (as well as making good anti-mind-control hats)

thorcik, in Texas: We're going to secede

Take a car. Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

Mananasi, in Spices too

I am very sad I can’t eat these anymore due to IBS

Stegotron,

I was this way for years. I eventually recovered a lot and slowly weened back onto them. Good luck and take care.

Mananasi,

Thank you for the kind words! I didn’t know I could maybe have these again at some point in the future. Did you just try them every now and again to see how you reacted? Do you still need to watch out?

Defectus,

Same for me when i had ibd (still do but in remission). But after bettering my gut microbiome I could eat everything again.

whenigrowup356, (edited ) in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,

Fun fact, there are 3 major power grids in the lower 48 united states’: the Eastern Interconnection, Western Interconnection, and Texas.

SpaceCowboy,
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Another fun fact: The failure of one of those grids resulted in over 200 people freezing to death. Guess which one!

whenigrowup356,

Yeah that’s the irony, Texas wouldn’t even need to secede to fuck up its power grid.

Tristaniopsis, in Spices too

There used to be an garlic restaurant near my old house and basically EVERYTHING was garlic based. It was heaven.

Guess what. They had garlic ice cream and it was DELICIOUS. Nothing like I thought it would be. It was light and sort of fruity and sweet.

Goddamit I miss that place.

Dabundis,

I’d guess the garlic was deeply roasted until brown and sweet for the ice cream?

Tristaniopsis,

You are probably correct. Slowly… veeeeerrrry slowly.

Tristaniopsis, in Spices too

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ALLIUM.

hakunawazo, in How the mighty have fallen

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a72981a3-aa51-43ed-82ca-17ac7427f58e.webm

idunnololz, in Thank you therapy
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Wait we have unicorns. They’re just fat and gray.

AVincentInSpace,

https://logo.cafepress.com/6/1221917.10861046.jpg

noughtnaut,
@noughtnaut@lemmy.world avatar

Source?

Facial expression looks like OOTS but the rest is more, uh, I hesitate to say realistic…

AVincentInSpace,

Source is OOTS merch

msage,

And they absolutely CAN and WILL hurt you given the chance.

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