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tubbadu, in Pipe

Ceci c’est un pipe: |

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ceci c’est un pipe: |

Put that “command not found” in your pipe and smoke it!

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Non, cela est une « barre verticale ». Un façon dont on peut l’utiliser est comme un pipe, mais on peut aussi l’utiliser dans beaucoup d’autres manières.

chuckleslord,

Nah, pipe is better cause it’s shorter. Vertical Bar takes too damn long, no one got the time for that.

klemptor, (edited )

%>%

UnRelatedBurner, (edited ) in Le Title

lol the Ipad kids are mad.

At the time of writing there is a singe downvote

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Then you should see when I killed dolan. Now that’s a bunch of rustled Jimmies

MacNCheezus, (edited ) in Some of the most 🪤FUCKED🧪UP☠️ beats 🤰EVER🫄CONCEIVED🫃
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
Jorgelino, (edited )

I mean, i’m not really into dubstep, but i kinda do apreciate instrumentals way more than lyrics. A song with good lyrics will be ruined by a shit melody, but a nice melody will still be catchy even without the best lyrics.

No matter how touching your lyrics are, something like a great symphony will still make me more emotional without ever having to say a word.

nottheengineer, in Guten Tag Everybody

ich_iel is the worst place to learn german, the running gag is to translate stuff from english literally while actively ignoring the context.

RobertOwnageJunior,

Es ist, was es ist.

Sowhatever,

Tja.

lugal,

Is that true? My dear mister singing club!

Karyoplasma, (edited )

My English is so good, that makes me nobody so quickly after!

clifftiger,
@clifftiger@feddit.de avatar

Classic english for runaways.

Cyclo,

Must you give your mustard to everything?

WereCat,

It has nothing to do with your friends throwing trash on the ground

Nacktmull,
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

Ich kann konfirmieren dies.

WarmSoda,

That honestly sounds like it would be hilarious.
Does it translate well back into English enough to get the joke?

ErKaf,

Yes, ich_iel mostly just takes English words and translates them 1:1. Doesn’t actually make sense in German, but that’s part of the joke. If you translate it back to English 1:1 again you should understand it perfectly.

As a native German speaker I often had to translate ich_iel memes 1:1 to English first to understand them myself. Its basically English but in German.

Gork,

The English idioms must be super confusing. We have some odd ones like “chop a tree down” followed immediately be “chop a tree up”.

Karyoplasma,

Kleine Schläge fällen große Eichen!

pedz, in The best part of driving a shitbox is that I don't have to care too much about it.

Then they’ll block your road, get out of their fancy car and assault you for hitting that precious car.

I was on a bike path when a car driver cut me while exiting a driveway and I bumped my wheel into his back bumper. Well, he stopped, got out of his car, whined that I didn’t do “my” stop and ended up slapping me twice in the face… because he cut me and I bumped into his car…

So even if you have an old car AND it’s not your fault, they’l still be mad at you for existing and being in their way.

Nommer,

Some drunken redneck rear ended me once then got out and sucker punched me in the head. It wasn’t two seconds later my knee was on his throat. Some people just need some sense beaten into them.

zurohki,

Don’t you know? He’s the main character. NPCs are supposed to move out of his way.

Menteros,

Sounds like a lot of bikers I see blowing through red lights and stop signs. Obey the rules of the road or get on the sidewalk like a normal pedestrian.

nickiam2,

Well actually, its usually much safer for a cyclists to keep moving at an intersection like that. It takes far less time for them to clear the intersection than coming to a full dead stop and starting again. I can see and hear everything on approach much better than anyone inside a 2 ton metal box. In some places its perfectly legal for a bicycle to treat stop sighs like a give way.

Getting on the sidewalk often has its own hazards, like the sidewalk randomly ending and starting again for no reason, people, and shop doors.

Menteros,

Getting on the sidewalk often has its own hazards,

You know what has hazards? Riding in the road unprotected from 2 ton heavy machinery. You couldn’t pay me to ride in the street when there are sidewalks available.

It’s pure selfishness to demand others be responsible for your safety.

Nommer, (edited )

It is not safer to blow through a 4 way stop with a blind corner at 20 mph. I nearly hit a cyclist because of them doing that.

pedz, (edited )

I’m the one making the comment and you’re the one assuming I did something wrong because I was on a bicycle? Or is this “a lot” exaggerated and biaised?

Anyway the said rules where I live is that riding on sidewalks is illegal. Cyclists are not pedestrians and should not be mixed with them.

I was legally on a cycle path, had priority, there was no light. I was cut then slapped by the driver making an illegal move, and you’re first thought is to point out that “lots of bikers blow red lights”?! What?

Menteros,

Cyclists are not pedestrians

Wrong. Going by weight, speed, visibility, protection and turning radius cyclists are much closer to pedestrians than 2 ton vehicles going 35 mph. That’s basic physics.

And it’s not illegal to ride on the sidewalks where I live. Not that legality has any bearing on what is logical. Laws are made up for those who whine the most or have the most money, not what is logical.

flamingo_pinyata, in They are quite different.

Anti-antism

SPRUNT,

Auntie Semitism

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Nah the ants are our buds, bro

Vespair, in Reddit refugees complaining that there's too much NSFW content and communism in their Lemmy feeds

Wait… How am I missing out on all this NSFW content? I’m just seeing Linux and Star Trek memes, somebody help me find the titties!

Viking_Hippie,

I’m pretty sure most of it is on the lemmynsfw instance, which some instances have defederated with out of either prudishness or a ridiculous notion that all porn is inherently exploitative. Maybe you’re on one of those? 🤷

Vespair,

Accord to status.lemm.ee, lemm.ee is federated with lemmynsfw and I even personally sub to a couple lemmynsfw communities. I also have NSFW enabled and unblurred in settings, and still I never see porn unless I actively seek it out. I want surprise titties, goddamn it!

Viking_Hippie,

Damn, that sucks. Maybe if you use a lemmy client that lets you mark communities as favorites you’ll be more likely to have some thrown into your feed now and then?

I’m using Thunder, which has that. Can’t say for sure how effective it is yet, though, as I only found out the day before yesterday and haven’t done any measured testing…

Vespair, (edited )

Hey, I don’t love my client yet, so I’m down to check out Thunder. Thanks for the recommendation, whether it ends up not helping me find my sought-after surprise titties or not 👍

Viking_Hippie,

No problem 😁

qooqie, in They wish

Honestly I wouldn’t care too much it’s the weirdos who would harass her that would make me not like it.

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah, the drama that comes with it is probably the biggest issue – it will occupy some part of your cognitive energy.

rusticus, in The "Left"
EmpathicVagrant,
rusticus,

Amazing to me that Trumpists have zero self awareness.

These “signs of fascism” docs should add “a blind and ignorant base”.

Agent641,

They read it as a recipe not a warning.

Doublepluskirk, in I love those path

One of my favourite names for anything is these being called ‘desire lines’. It’s so whimsical.

Maven,

Around here we call them “bootleg trails”

statingtheobvious,

Indeed! “Desire paths” is the name I heard. There’s a community, too: !desire_paths

PhreakyByNature,

Now my migration to Lemmy feels complete.

7eter,

thats a lovely community - thanks!

Aussiemandeus, (edited )
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Unfortunately theres no posts for 4 months.

Time to go get myself so photos

BossDj,

If you’re not opposed to stealing from Reddit, desire paths was one of my favorite subs before the shitification

lars,

Thank you!!

OpenStars, in Ancient Rome and modern Lemmy
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

I AM - Thank you for your service! :-D

And now as thanks, a picture of a cat for no reason whatsoever - as is tradition!

perishthethought,

Cats. Always appreciated.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Except by dogs I guess… :-D

nolight,

Some dogs love cats too!

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Yummy!? :-P

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Wrong millennia … you want Egyptian history in aisle 18 … this is Rome you Barbarian

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Oh… what about this one?

KpntAutismus, in I love those path

this is actually the one thing i am glad to have learned in math class. saves me a lot of guesswork sometimes.

incogtino,

SOHCAHTOA and a calculator have been real useful for that too

fine_sandy_bottom,

I can’t think of when I’ve actually used it.

I’ve seen comments about how 3, 4, 5 allows you to make a square corner with a tape measure, but I’ve never had an opportunity to use that trick.

I find myself trying to guess the area of things a lot more.

Peppycito, (edited )

I guess your not a carpenter and you don’t build things? It’s super useful. I don’t use it all that often but it’s an excellent tool to have. Even just laying out a square garden, say. It also works with any multiple to make bigger perpendiculars, 6, 8, 10 or 15, 20, 25

Gormadt, in The "Left"
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

“My enemy is simultaneously too weak and too strong”

Straight up fascism from conservatives

SuckMyWang, (edited )

This is the same grouping fallacy as the vaccine arguments. A lot of these people have trouble understanding nuance. The vaccine can be harmful to some and beneficial to others, it’s on a scale and it’s impossible to know who falls where on the scale. That doesn’t mean overall it’s a bad thing to do.

For op’s example there are some leftists who are lazy and weak, there are also some who are ruthless and there are some that are ruling class elites. The problem is when their groups are applied to the whole to suit whatever narrative they want it becomes nonsensical and dangerous.

Avnar, (edited )

What all these gentlemen lack is dialectics.

meanmon13, in Ancient Rome and modern Lemmy

I am a serial lurker… ama

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Why not paralel?

meanmon13,

Unfortunately I am not great at multitasking :-D

ignotum,

What’s the answer to life, the universe, everything?

Also, what’s your favourite colour?

deathbird, in He who controls the spice controls the rules-based order.

Spice extends life, but I’m not seeing the eyes of ibad here.

davel,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re right. I can’t photoedit my way out of a paper bag 🫤

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