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Maggoty, in The best part of driving a shitbox is that I don't have to care too much about it.

Dash cams. They cost very little compared to what a crash can cost.

soggy_kitty,

I often wonder how many people self incriminate with a dash cam.

You only ever hear about people catching others with a dash cam lol.

I bet people hide it when they’re at fault

Maggoty,

Oh dear, look at that, it’s a recording error. Third one this week. Oh well …

MrFunnyMoustache,

Yeah, you know, these cheap SD cards are so unreliable…

Voyajer,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

Back when I used to visit the roadcam subreddit you’d regularly see people either posting incidents where they were at fault. Those were always fun threads. The other thing I saw a lot was scammers massively speeding and denying it in the comments after someone calculates their speed from the video.

not_that_guy05, in universal struggle bait

You forgot to finger it after the second try to see if it’s the correct hole…

Marduk73,
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rotopenguin, (edited ) in They wish
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Patch notes: clause unnecessary. Refactored to cover the general case.

https://infosec.pub/pictrs/image/abbfe90e-4ae1-42d8-aa3a-79638defbe54.jpeg

ILikeBoobies,

Bi_irl

Signtist, in The "Left"

To be fair, as a democrat, I generally view conservative voters as easily-misled people - essentially “dumb,” I view conservative leaders as thugs trying to overthrow America, and I view conservative corporate heads as ruling class elites. When you’re using such an overarching term as “Conservative” or “Left” it comes with the unsaid caveat that there are many subgroups that can differ greatly from one another.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Yeah. The leadership is #2 and #3 while the rank-and-file are #1.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

I don’t know how anyone wants to self identify as a conservative whose platform is currently:

  1. The dumbest with Donald Trump slurring and stumbling over his speeches
  2. The thugs trying to overthrow America with “Project 2025”, war on WOKENESS, book burning and being anti-choice
  3. The constant meddling of oil companies, cable companies, news companies into what information we get - along with dark money getting funneled to politicians to suddenly say moronic shit like “we can’t take gov money to feed school children”
ohlaph,

Oh, they just relate to the poor speech, lack of coherent sentences, and overwhelming pride.

They just shout “one of us, one of us” a bit louder with each misstep.

Signtist,

The conservative voters I know all stand for one thing: stubbornness. They make a decision to do something, they do it until they die, and they take great pride in doing so.

It’s essentially vikings if, instead of needing to die in battle to get to Valhalla, you needed to die of an easily-preventable disease because you never got that weird lump checked out, because if you’d admitted you had a problem you’d be weak, which is worse than death.

pingveno,

Now you’re reminding me of my uncle and his multiple hernias. He waited for years to get them taken care of because he didn’t want to have to deal with the recovery time.

Katana314,

“Shouldn’t you be trying harder to convince me?” is the new “You should smile more.”

NegativeInf,

A Viking on Every Hill.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I live in a very conservative neighborhood and can say that stubbornness seems to play a huge, huge part of it. But I also wouldn’t discount the insecurity that plays into a lot of conservative men as well. The kind that buys huge trucks, just to commute to an office job. The kind that tries overly hard to impress you in weird “manly” ways, like always having a beer in their hand when they know you’re coming over for something.

Basically half the guys around here are either stubborn dickheads who do things like refuse to tell their wives when they’re going out of town for work - and the other half are dudes constantly trying to validate their manhood by projecting a flimsy aura of toughness. Frankly, it’s exhausting.

marx2k,

dickheads who do things like refuse to tell their wives when they’re going out of town for work

lol wait what?

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sorry, that was a very personal reference to a neighbor of mine. He does it all the time, so she’ll do stuff like make dinner and then he just doesn’t come home. When she texts him to find out if he’s working late, he’ll be like “I had to fly to Montana for work.”

He’s the most stereotypical stubborn Republican that I can imagine. He considers himself a libertarian because he doesn’t want to pay taxes for pesky things like roads and schools. But he also has very strong feelings that women shouldn’t be able to get abortions, which shouldn’t really jive with the small government thing. He’s a solid red voter down ballot every election.

marx2k,

This reminds me of a coworker I had who used to call the Department of natural resources and try to convince the poor clerk that he shouldn’t have to pay for a fishing license for him and his wife because gay people have the right to get married. I still don’t understand the logic on that but that’s what I overheard.

He then went on to attempt to abduct the governor of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

He then went on to attempt to abduct the governor of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer.

Well that certainly took an abrupt, if not entirely unexpected, turn.

marx2k,

Trust me, it did for everyone that worked with the guy.

Schadrach,

like always having a beer in their hand when they know you’re coming over for something.

I mean, there’s an alternate explanation for this one - it’s not only when they know you’re coming over, they just have a problem.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nah. I have friends that are alcoholics and this guy ain’t one. But a beer in his hand and a giant truck in the driveway might make you think he’s a blue collar bad ass instead of a skinny nerdy engineer.

Asafum,

Because of propaganda.

  1. A Self-made Business Man™ is miles better than Bumbling Biden the fascist communist.
  2. WOKENESS IS KILLING AMERICA. Books brainwash you into being woke. Project 2025 will save us from woke.

3.Thats the liberal media, “my guys” are normal working men, they wear plaid shirts sometimes and pose for pictures in a workshop.

No I don’t actually believe any of that, but that’s your list in conservative language served to the masses by your friendly thousands of miles away neighborhood newscaster propagandist.

jeremyparker, in They wish

Person doesn’t want to date person with OF

Person with OF doesn’t want to date person

It seems the universe is in harmony.

ieightpi, (edited )

If you think about, this makes the most sense. A person with an OF is getting their rocks off without other people present most of the time. Unless they are doing content with someone who enjoys making stuff too. But I think the majority of content creators are solo ventures.

In that most common scenario you would have a person not comfortable making content dating someone who does. That relationship is going to end eventually when OF creator is getting their sexual needs met and the SO isn’t getting enough attention to satisfy their needs.

But of course there will always be outliers like asexual people or having opposite libidos. Which those situations might work great to have an OF side gig.

But if we are talking the majority or people, I think its safe to say one OF creator dating a non-OF creator is probably not very likely.

graymess,

Relationships typically involve more than just sex.

sukhmel,
stoneparchment,
@stoneparchment@possumpat.io avatar

OF content creators date non-creators all the time, just like other sex workers. There’s more to relationships than sex, and content creation isn’t the same thing as actual sexual intimacy and connection

paddirn, in I'm tired, Boss

Denying profit to corporations is theft, so using adblockers will be put on the same level as digital piracy. How dare you consume content without letting your eyeballs get force-fed ads.

SaltyIceteaMaker,

For a sec. I thought were fr in the first sentence. Then i remembered wich platform we’re on and why that probably is.

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Denying profit to corporations is theft

Absolutely right. In fact, it should be illegal to see a product for sale and not immediately buy it. How dare you see a helpless corporation in need of money, freezing in the streets, and not immediately empty your wallet in exchange for trinkets that they so lovingly engineered to break in a set amount of time? You monster!

vithigar,

Using ad blockers is piracy, insofar as you’re avoiding paying the price the content provider has set for that content. The price is watching the ads, rather than being something directly monetary, and you’re not paying it.

That said, neither that nor piracy are theft, and in both cases I gladly pirate because the prices in most instances have gotten away too high for what you get. Either in terms of subscription cost, or the time and quantity of ads delivered.

bluewing,

From what I understand, Youtube ain’t paying for content anyway. Creators are routinely being de-monitized

Karyoplasma,

To this day, I have never bought something because of an ad. I get the concept of letting people know your product exists, but I know Raid Shadow Legends exists already and I am not interested, so fuck off.

WereCat,

So you admit that you’re a thief? If you see an ad it’s *MANDATORY * to buy that product otherwise the owner of the ad spend money for that ad for nothing!!!

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would like to tell everyone that Raid: Shadow Legends is a shitty game and nobody should play it.

This message is brought to you by me, a private citizen with a desire for you not to waste your time.

Imgonnatrythis,

You wouldn’t block a car.

CluckN, in A glowing review

It’s huge in China as well. People love cups of syrup and caffeine.

marcos,

People keep insisting Starbucks drinks have coffee on them… Here in Brazil we’d get the same amount of caffeine in a, well, we call it a coffee cup, it has something around 80ml (2oz), and good luck finding any image of it on the English-speaking internet.

perishthethought,

I think the word you’re looking for is “demitasse”, maybe?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demitasse

marcos,

Looks like it is.

DanglingFury, (edited ) in I love those path

There’s a college in Chicago, i think it’s IIT maybe, that used aerial photography to map out the student cow paths, then they redid all the sidewalks to incorporate those paths.

Edit: they ended up adding a building in a grassy area and maintained all the hall/walkways of the building in line with the sidewalks/cowpaths. Kinda neat.

Crashumbc,

This has happened at a LOT of colleges. Penn State’s quad is crisscrossed with paths that they paved.

Sabre363,

I’d be surprised if students didn’t immediately make new paths off the new sidewalks

kameecoding,

why would they, desire paths happen because the initial pavements aren’t designed well.

Sabre363,

Because that’s exactly what has happened multiple times at the community college I go to.

Kase,

Just pave the entire thing at that point (sarcasm) (pls don’t do this)

Sabre363,

Sadly this seems to be exactly their plan, just as soon as the government gives them another $10*10^6 to lose

volvoxvsmarla,

We had that in my local park. There was a huge field that everyone walked through because it was much quicker than going around. So they finally made a sidewalk there (not with tarmac though, more like gravel and sand mix). Just a couple of weeks later there was a new path just parallel to this one. My guess is the problem was that the field was a bit hole shaped (sorry I don’t know a better term in English) and this, as well just the nature of the sidewalk, led to it accumulating water puddles, and also it just turned into sandy/stoney mud when it rained. For bikes it was also just more comfortable to ride over the grass than over gravel. But it still felt like an asshole move.

mindbleach,

“Concave?”

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

For bikes it was also just more comfortable to ride over the grass than over gravel.

True. Personal experience.

Trollivier, (edited )

I love this type of urbanism. Some cities also study how cars behave in winter by looking at the tracks in the street, and they realized cars actually needed much less room on street corners than they thought.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Every winter I see same corner filled with snow and nothing changed. They for sure need to cut some corners.

Mostly_Gristle, in I love those path

Student: “Hey, a shortcut! Let me first just walk around the long way so I can measure the length of the other two sides, multiply those lengths by themselves, add them together, and find out how much extra walking I’ve saved myself by taking the shortcut. Boy, this shortcut sure is saving me a lot of effort. Hooray Pythagoras!”

mexicancartel,

The hypotnuse is shorter than the other two sides combined. That is the usage here though

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

“the shortest distance between two points is a straight line” is what is being used here. It forming a triangle is incidental.

mexicancartel,

Ah yes some euclidean space

fmstrat,

Just because you do something so crazy fast in your head it seems obvious, doesn’t mean you didn’t do the thing you did with the thing.

lars,

That’s beautiful who said that

danc4498,

Couldn’t have said it the way he said it better if I said what he said myself.

Anticorp,

FMstrat

pinkdrunkenelephants,

You literally do it subconsciously all the time. Written math is just a representation of it, just like language is also a representation of your thoughts.

It’s no wonder you all are still flipping burgers at McDonald’s and bitching about not having a living wage. It’s because you never try to use anything you learned in school to do anything.

spirinolas, (edited )

If only I had more hypothenanuses and less avocado toast… :(

pinkdrunkenelephants,

If only you had spell check and the motivation to fix your broken society instead of complaining about having to learn shit.

spirinolas,

Tell us what you think of triggernometry?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Tell us what you think of blacks, immigrants and the Jewish problem

pinkdrunkenelephants,

If only you had spell check and the motivation to fix your broken society instead of complaining about having to learn shit.

Mostly_Gristle,

I don’t know who hurt this guy, but it sounds like we’re only a couple more low-effort math jokes away from hearing a rant about the Jews, and how the woke mindvirus is destroying America.

cypherpunks,
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

4 hours later… yep :(

SoggyBread, in My wife every two weeks:

Imagine being rich enough to hire cleaners

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m definitely not rich.

I’m not living in a box down by the river and using a rat as a pillow either.

Both of us work, and with kids thrown into the mix, it gets chaotic around here. Cleaners are the one splurge we do, and it’s so we can spend time with our kids rather than doing chores.

brbposting,

You should also feel bad you’re literate, ya cake eater

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

My rat taught me to read while I wasn’t using it as a pillow

Cataphract,

That’s a shame, you could’ve selected the martial arts skill instead from the rat.

rainerloeten, (edited ) in I love those path
@rainerloeten@lemmy.world avatar

I think this is more a case of the triangle inequality in metric spaces, as you don’t have to calculate any particular edge to see the shortcut, as well as that it applies to any even non-rectangular triangle.

petersr, (edited )

But if you want to know your saving, you will need to dust off the old formula. And if you do, you find the maximum saving to be around 41% (in the case of isosceles right triangle where the hypotenuse is a factor of sqrt 2 shorter).

rainerloeten,
@rainerloeten@lemmy.world avatar

That’s true (y)

Squirrel, in The "Left"
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

My views on Republicans are similar. The voters are both ignorant and poor, as well as selfish and wealthy. Those are two subsets of the same group. The leadership tends to fall into the latter category, with a few idiots thrown in for good measure.

haui_lemmy,

Most comments make this conclusion.

But none mention that at this point, hating on the left, the right or anyone other than those shoveling money is helping the status quo stay like it is.

Any radicalization is a direct effect of financial despair (slowly creeping up). The fascists are a symptom but the greedy are the disease.

It is what brought hitler to power and it is the same for trump. Please unionize and start striking, your life depends on it.

YeetPics, in I love those path
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

That footpath looks like a brachistochrone curve. Interesting.

CanadianCarl,
Son_of_dad, in They are quite different.

The issue is that they get used interchangeably so often that there’s really no difference these days. My wife is Jewish, Canadian and has zero interest in politics, Israel or the middle east, which she has never been to. She still gets called out for Israel’s bullshit as if she cares or has anything to do with it

ryathal,

That’s because anti-zionism is used as an excuse to be antisemitic more than it’s a legitimate criticism of the Israeli government or state. It’s the “I have a black friend” of Jewish hate.

davel, (edited )
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Antisemites hardly need to hide behind anti-Zionism when there are plenty of antisemitic Zionists. It would be counter-productive if they did, because antisemites would love to see Jews removed from their country, and why not removed to Israel?

OurToothbrush,

Zionists intentionally tie zionism and Judaism together, endangering non zionist Jewish people.

db2, in My wife every two weeks:

“the cleaners are coming” said literally nobody I know. Can’t relate to this at all.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

But what if you’re the cleaner, and your cumming?

BulbasaurBabu,

Their cumming what?

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