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pedz, (edited ) in Pipe

As another comment points out, there is a mistake with the second sentence.

The word combination works but it does not contradict the first negation.

Ceci n’est pas une pipe = This is not a pipe

C’est une pipe = It’s a pipe

What you want is to simply remove the negative “n’ + pas”.

Ceci est une pipe = This is a pipe

With other examples…

Ceci est un garçon = This is a boy

Ceci n’est pas un garçon = This is not a boy

C’est une fille = It’s a girl

Ceci est une fille = This is a girl

Ceci n’est pas une fille = This is not a girl

Ceci est un commentaire = This is a comment

Ceci n’est pas un commentaire = This is not a comment

C’est simple n’est-ce pas? = It’s simple is it not?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Psycho killer, qu’est-ce que c’est?

Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, far better

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away

Asafum,

Wait wait wait… So I only know a small amount of French and mostly from media I’ve watched, so unless I’m mixing words here when I’ve heard “garçon” (pronounced garsonne?) in a restaurant, they’re literally calling the waiter “boy?”

Hazmatastic,

You are correct. This is mentioned in the opening scene of Pulp Fiction by the way.

Asafum,

Thanks! It’s been such a long time since I watched that, looks like I need to watch it again lol

pedz, (edited )

Indeed. Never gave a second thought to the word but apparently it’s the name of a young male servant. The pronunciation ends with a nasal vowel as there is no trailing “e” at the end. In IPA that’s /ɡaʁ.sɔ̃/. If you say /ɡaʁ.ɔn/ it makes it sound female.

Un patron = male owner

Une patronne = female owner

CarbonIceDragon, in universal struggle bait
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

I just look at the port and the USB connector and see which side the plastic bit inside is blocking and which side is open, can get them right every time if you take 2 seconds to look at them

MrFunnyMoustache,

Unless you’re plugging it in a dark place in the back of a PC and you forgot to bring your phone… So you just try and see which orientation is correct.

AnyOldName3,
@AnyOldName3@lemmy.world avatar

If things are done according to the spec, the logo’s engraved/embossed on one side and not the other, so you can learn to feel that and get it right first time even in the dark.

cashews_best_nut, in I love those path

I wish I was taught about the usefulness of maths growing up. When I did A-level with differentition and integration I quickly forgot as I didn’t see a point in it.

At about 35 someone mentioned diff and int are useful for loan repayment calculations, savings and mortgages.

Blew my fucking mind cos those are useful!

thehatfox, (edited )
@thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

That’s one of the big problems with maths teaching in the UK, it’s almost actively hostile to giving any sort of context.

When a subject is reduced to a chore done for its own sake it’s no wonder most students don’t develop a passion or interest in it.

lolcatnip,

In the US it’s common to give students “word problems” that describe a scenario and ask them to answer a question that requires applying whatever math they’re studying at the time. Students hate them and criticize the problems for being unrealistic, but I think they really just hate word problems because because they find them difficult. To me that means they need more word problems so they can actually get used to thinking about how math relates to the real world.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, the word problems suck because they’re intended to teach you how to convert word problems into math problems. They did absolutely nothing to show how math is used in real world scenarios.

commandar,

Part of what makes all the hatred for Common Core math so hilarious to me is that when I finally saw what they were teaching, it was a moment of “holy shit, this is exactly how I use and do math in real life.” It’s full of contextualizing with a focus on teaching mental shortcuts that allow you to quickly land on ballpark answers. I think it’s absolutely wonderful.

But it’s so foreign to the rote manner that a lot of parents were taught that many of them have a hard time grasping it, and get angry as a result.

Gestrid,

There are three problems I had with word problems in school. Not every problem applied to every word problem.

  1. “This is way too vague.”
  2. “Why would someone buy 35 apples and 23 oranges?”
  3. “Why would the person in the problem want to try to figure this problem out? It’s completely unrelated to what they were doing.”

I get the point was for us to be able to convert information given in a text format into something we can actually solve, but the word problems were usually situations you’d never realistically find yourself in in real life.

Danquebec,

I think 2 and 3 are the same problem.

Gestrid,

No, 2 is more “why are they buying this many”, and 3 is more “why would this person want to figure out some random thing that popped into their head about this”.

Danquebec, (edited )

Okay, concerning 2 I thought you meant, why count and buy exactly this number. But it’s actually realistic, for a big family, or for desserts for a party, etc.

mindbleach,

I do some 8-bit coding and only last month realized logarithms allow dirt-cheap multiplication and division. I had never used them in a context where floating-point wasn’t readily available. Took a function I’d painstakingly optimized in 6502 assembly, requiring only two hundred cycles, and instantly replaced it with sixty cycles of sloppy C. More assembly got it down to about thirty-five… and more accurate than before. All from doing exp[ log[ n ] - log[ d ] ].

Still pull my hair out doing anything with tangents. I understand it conceptually. I know how it goddamn well ought to work. But it is somehow the fiddliest goddamn thing to handle, despite being basically friggin’ linear for the first forty-five degrees. Which is why my code also now cheats by doing a (dirt cheap!) division and pretending that’s an octant angle.

Lemjukes, in universal struggle bait
Andrew15_5,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

It was superposition all along!

Gestrid, in I love those path

Now, I’m wondering if we have a thriving Desire Paths (that’s what these paths are called) community somewhere on here.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar
Gestrid, (edited )

I said a thriving community. There hasn’t been a post there in three months.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Be the change you want to see in the world.

FriendBesto,

Don’t know but that sounds like a great idea of one. LOL

ieightpi, in My wife every two weeks:

Upper class problems

rwhitisissle,

Comfortable middle class. Upper class people have full time servants. They don’t come to your house. They’re just always there.

DragonTypeWyvern,

The traditional definition of middle class was being able to afford a servant or two.

These days it’s certainly well within middle class income to hire a cleaning service, have groceries delivered, etc.

spicytuna62, (edited )
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

My mother seriously recommended I hire cleaners if I wasn’t able to always keep my place clean at a time in my life where I was super busy.

I made like $30k in 2014. I wasn’t poor by any stretch, but suggesting I hire cleaners was a clear indicator of how out of touch she was with the lower half of the middle class.

CluckN,

That’s what $14 an hour? That’s minimum wage in most U.S states.

spicytuna62, (edited )
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I graduated college in ‘14 and got my first professional job that August. I made $17.09 an hour and I was an 85% FTE. I was still in grad school at the time (never finished, whoops). That inflates to right about $22 today, if the BLS’ inflation numbers are to be trusted. Or about $39k at 85% FTE

My rent was $800 in uptown Oklahoma City.

Again, I was doing alright for a single guy with a bachelor’s degree at 22 with little work experience. I kept my bills and rent paid. I got to buy a PC component every once in a while. Sure, I wasn’t going on vacation every year, but I wasn’t starving.

But I was a long way away from hiring cleaners. I couldn’t really afford a therapist back then. Which I desperately needed more than I realized.

Oklahoma’s minimum wage still follows federal, but most places do start at $9 or $10 anymore. Still not nearly enough. And that’s really in the city. Out in the sticks, you’re making $7.25.

brianorca,

It is now but the comment mentioned 2014.

KoalaUnknown,

My mother makes a near median salary but still hires someone to clean her apartment every 2 weeks because she hates cleaning. To pay for it and other things she does pet sitting and travel booking on the side.

Division of labor is a useful thing.

Potatos_are_not_friends, in A glowing review

Is Starbucks overpriced anymore?

Every god damn coffee shop in my city is charging $4 for a medium coffee now. Where Starbucks is giving me a extra large for the same price.

Neither are right.

KoalaUnknown,

My favorite coffee at Starbucks is like $8 for a medium.

noli,

A coffee from a coffee shop definitely should be $4 if you want them to ethically source good coffee and have a sustainable business model.

There’s still cheap, shitty coffee that’s built on modern slavery there’s always like mcdo. SB is the same quality ingredients but with knowing how to steam milk + syrups

Viking_Hippie,

A coffee from a coffee shop definitely should be $4 if you want them to ethically source good coffee and have a sustainable business model

I beg to differ. The ethical sourcing is far from most of that cost and very few of those places treat their employees ethically by for example paying them a living wage.

You’re probably going to say something about companies having razor thin profit margins, but in case of every company big enough to have public numbers, the official numbers are AFTER artificially deflating their profits for tax avoidance reasons.

With smaller ones, there’s simply no way to know for sure unless you’re the actual proprietor, but it’s HIGHLY unlikely that $4 is the cheapest they can possibly sell ethically sourced coffee for.

noli,

Context: I’m european. I know for sure the people at my local coffee shops are being paid a living wage, cause there’s laws for that.

Paying your employees a living wage is included in what I see as “a sustainable business model”.

I know the owner of my local coffee shop personally and while they charge €4 or more depending on the coffee you’re getting AND they roast their own coffee, so they cut down on the bean costs significantly while generating some extra profits as well by selling the beans, they still aren’t “just raking it in” as you make it seem.

Viking_Hippie,

My apologies, I thought you were talking about American coffee shops.

Sounds about right, then.

SnotFlickerman, in universal struggle bait
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
brokenlcd,

We resolved nothing; ya still gotta try to align the connector 2-3 times before it actually fits.

HRDS_654,

Sounds like a skill issue. lol

Please_RTFA,

Impressive

FrostKing, in My wife every two weeks:

Wait, people actually hire people to clean their house?

I thought that was only in movies. Have you ever heard of just… Picking up after yourself?

pufferfisherpowder, (edited )

If you think cleaning is picking up after yourself you haven’t actually cleaned. If I had just a tiny bit more disposable income I’d love to spend it on someone properly cleaning the apartment.

Between two full time jobs, commute, and a toddler there is not much time, much less energy, to clean beyond a quick vacuum, and wipe down of the bathroom once a week.

Shady_Shiroe, in starting 2024 strong with turnip boy robs a bank
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

I just can’t bring myself to game more than an hour a day, really miss my younger self.

lobelia581,

i saw a post once talking about how people think they had more energy when they were younger, but it’s actually because they now using more time and energy to take care of themselves. i’d like to believe that’s true

cocobean, in starting 2024 strong with turnip boy robs a bank

Y’all are getting spare time?

lobelia581,

when i’m able to muster the energy to not stay in bed doom scrolling. so about once a month

sidekickplayah, in starting 2024 strong with turnip boy robs a bank

Sometimes I just don’t finish a game because I don’t wanna get that post-lifechanging story depression. Happens every time I find a game that I love. Currently needing to finish Dishonored 2 and Control

lobelia581,

i feel that. and usually i end up obsessed over finding anything that could distract me but everything feels like trash for a while so it’s a whole downward spiral

Hazmatastic,

Both definitely worth finishing. Godspeed

perishthethought, in The worst day in history...

No way that’s from 1961.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pong

Pong is a table tennis–themed twitch arcade sports video game, featuring simple two-dimensional graphics, manufactured by Atari and originally released on 29 November 1972.

ApeNo1,

I think it is a reference to the first filmed “rage quit” by Ralph Baer which was in 1969 over an early table tennis game that then inspired Atari’s Pong.

chayleaf,

it’s actually a reference to “video games cause violence”

ApeNo1,

Doh! That makes more sense.

Tenthrow, in Always on that grind
@Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

I hate that I find this funny.

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

I get that a lot

Selkie, in Why? Are we not doing enough?

Honestly a lot of it is probably people getting comfortable lurking again, Lemmy only counts post and comments as active users

Prometheus,

Time to count me back in!

danteog,

Really? Oh

margaritox,

Well, as they say: “I’m going my part”.

I try to make it a point to post questions on communities that have not kicked off yet, knowing that I most likely will not receive a response for a while.

Emptiness,

Well in that case, ping!

randint,
@randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

Yeah, that’s probably the case.

NocturnalMorning,

I comment on stuff to try to make discussions active, it rarely works.

PeleSpirit,

It has to be authentic, you can’t just comment to comment.

alp,

You know what? i just did!

blindbunny,

That’s just not true. I’ve made comments that I thought desirve no reply but humans find a way. If there’s no comments to read the shared content just isn’t that interesting. If I see comments then the shared content must be interesting enough to justify a discussion.

PeleSpirit,

I can agree with that, but being authentic definitely helps the conversations take off.

blindbunny,

Of course it helps. But some of my shitty comments are scaping the bottom of the barrel of my knowledge or patience with the replier…

harry_balzac,

I comment because I crave validation from Internet strangers.

Selkie,

That’s a very good comment

Sphks,
@Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I agree.

PopOfAfrica,

This is something I’ve learned from online game forums. You actually have to be divisive to get a high amount of concurrent users.

It only seems to be the shit-shows that anyone feels obligated to post in.

AnarchistArtificer,

Well I think you’re wrong, fuck you and your opinion /s

I actually don’t know to what extent I agree with you, but your theory certainly feels plausible to me. It reminds me of the internet adage about how the best way to get a right answer to your question is to be wrong. I can’t remember what it’s called.

randy,

Cunningham’s law. And just to buck the trend, you didn’t have to get it wrong to get the right answer ;).

SheDiceToday,

Aye, cunningham seemingly meant it as the fastest answer though, which was the sentence right afterwards in that wiki entry. So maybe mr. anarchist-with-a-machine-fetish would have gotten an answer earlier if he had said it was the anti-murphy’s law.

AeroLemming,

Division gives people something to talk about. Not everyone can think of something constructive and interesting to say at a given time, but when presented with an opinion, it is trivial for most people to formulate a comment either agreeing or disagreeing with it.

NightAuthor,

Well i think it’s stupid that we need that divisiveness

AeroLemming,

I never said it was a good thing.

NightAuthor,

And I never said you said it was a good thing.

Rai,

I’ve been pretty successful and keeping conversations going! I DO comment quite a bit, though.

axellenium,

Time to step out of the shadows then 🤭

arandomthought,

I’m doing my part!

Naloxone,

Hello

WillFord27,

Yo

hexaflexagonbear,
@hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net avatar

It’s funny how despite social media becoming very normal, the old phenomenon of most content getting generated by a small portion of power users persists.

Flyberius,
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

Tervell and Dirt_Owl.

Assian_Candor,
@Assian_Candor@hexbear.net avatar

I post I-was-saying

AeroLemming, (edited )

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website providing like 1/3 of all memes on Lemmy:

AlexWIWA,

I’m just not clever enough to post

ALostInquirer,

Have you seen the shitpost communities? Cleverness isn’t required, and in fact I think in those communities it’s somewhat frowned upon, 'cause c’mon, no polishing shit!

AlexWIWA,

My biggest issue is I always forget my good shit posts by the time I have time to post. Getting old sucks

IzyaKatzmann,

Sometimes I think of things in the shower and after I’m done I can’t find the post I wanted to post in :/

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I’m doing my part!

Elon_Moschus,

Commenting so I‘m active :)

Selkie,

I don’t know how long it counts it for, but I try to remember to comment something like once every two weeks or something

Elon_Moschus,

that‘s a good idea. I will copy your „way of lemmy“.

KnightontheSun,

I take a break over the weekend. If I comment, I need to check the client every hour or so. I don’t want replies/rebuttals to linger without a response if it is warranted. I need to work on my car projects and can’t be bothered with online interactions whilst doing so.

SheDiceToday,

That’s probably the one thing I like about lemmy that surprised me when compared to reddit. I’ve found myself commenting on posts or to replying to comments days after the initial posts, and no one seems bothered by it.

KnightontheSun,

Yes, TTL is longer here. Deffo more casual.

justtobbi,

My comment to stop the lurk

DJKJuicy,

Me no lurk. Me comment.

scifu,

Ok I am guilty of that. What about votes? Are they not counted as activity?

I’ll try to post atleast one comment every now and then.

EmoBean,

So glad I decided to stop lurking and actually start participating right as the whole fediverse dies out, it’s not just lemmy.

Hubi,

The fediverse is not dying out, don’t be dramatic.

notsofunnycomment,
@notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz avatar

For me Mastodon is still growing and getting more interesting, with more and more formal institutions joining (newspapers, NGOs, government institutions etc.).

Kaliax,

Definitely trying to interact more, Lemmy is a gift imo.

maniajack,

I feel like mastodon is doing alright.

Szymon,

I find it more comfortable to contribute to Lemmy than to other sites. There seems to be actual discussion and opportunities to learn, which can be much harder to come across on the other platforms.

Poem_for_your_sprog,

And fewer comments that are clearly a chat bot.

moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Don’t worry! They’ve just become less obvious.

joelfromaus,
@joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

When you come across a ‘user’ that almost exclusively defends one controversial politician/company/government and all of their comments seem to follow a script. Also the account is either brand new or 5 years old but only started posting recently.

bighatchester,

That I agree with. I don’t post often but when I do it’s always very positive and makes me want to post more . Compared to Reddit where it would have alot more negative comments or would just get removed by the mods for some stupid reason. Did you know you can no longer post on r/buildapc about asking for suggestions on building PC’s ? What’s even the point anymore?

banneryear1868,

Did you know you can no longer post on r/buildapc about asking for suggestions on building PC’s ?

Yeah it’s like a sub for a specific narrow purpose then people get buthurt about how people are always making the same posts over and over. So they turn it in to a wiki to “address repetitive spam” or whatever, so at that point you might as well just refer to one of the hundreds of other build lists found on other reputable sites. A lot of the productive hobby subs turn in to “hey check out my [reddit hyped product]!” and people actually posting things they’ve put effort in get little to no attention.

alien,

Well count me in now

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