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johannesvanderwhales, (edited ) in Janitors provide a valuable service

What with the display order on these screenshots anyway? Can we pick one chronological sort order and stick with it?

emptiestplace,

This one isn’t confusing, though. Top to bottom.

johannesvanderwhales,

I don’t think that’s correct. It goes bottom > top > middle.

emptiestplace,

The bottom one is the person who is sharing a meme, I think? I don’t understand the idea of reading their commentary before looking at the image. I know what you are talking about, but I think that’s more when it is replies, isn’t it?

HawlSera, in Rules for thee but not for me

This is why I never bought the “Joe has dementia!” line, it just feels empty when Trump always does crazy shit that makes no sense, and Biden’s just… well… a boring politician

platypus_plumba,

A boring politician? Supporting Israel is boring?

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I mean, it’s pretty fucked up. But not in a way that stands out. Most US politicians support Israel.

We don’t get a lot of good options here, just different degrees of shitty.

Traister101,

Sadly yeah

SnotFlickerman, (edited )
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

They don’t call it “the banality of evil” for nothing, I suppose.

akariii,

when you look at American presidents’ history of supporting… well… Israel… yeah, that’s pretty much what was expected of him or any other candidate

HawlSera,

Sadly this, I’d have been surprised if he showed even a slight disappointment with Israel… Sides Trump LITERALLY put the US Embassy in Jerusalem and announced it was Israel’s.

lolcatnip,

Every accusation is a confession.

deaf_fish,

I mean, Joe might have dementia, but if my choice is between Biden or Trump, I’m picking Biden.

rockSlayer, in Always on that grind

Can someone explain this one to me? Brain too smooth

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

Pigs sell late -> Pixelate

The bottom right image is pixelated

rockSlayer,

Now it makes sense! I was way overthinking it

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Yeah, I thought “pig sell late” was some sort of innuendo.

RedditReject,

I might have gotten that if I had my glasses on.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Pigsellate pixelate

moistclump,

Me too. I keep repeating pigselllate. Pigcell ate?

moistclump,

PIXELATE!

baseless_discourse,

I thought it was something NSFW lol…

Catoblepas,

Pig sell late -> pixelate

SnotFlickerman, in This would work on me
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Pin worms dude.

Rampsquatch,

Basic hygiene my dude.

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Literally nobody’s ass is that clean.

cuchilloc,

Literally eating ass for 14 years, never got an itchy butt. If someone has them, they would know and maybe not even want to have genital sex. The best sex happens with people you can trust.

AVincentInSpace,

genital sex

as opposed to…?

cuchilloc,

Munching ass, no genitals involved. There are more examples, hopefully you can use your imagination so we don’t have to list them. A web search might also prove fruitful .

Cosmonauticus,

Never thought I’d read something so wholesome and true in a thread about licking butthole

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Sweetest thing I’ve read all day and it’s about eating ass

frightful_hobgoblin, in I hate sand

I don’t get it is it supposed to be anti-semitic

LaserTurboShark69,

That was my interpretation

winterayars,

That’s definitely where Anakin is going, at least.

Perfide,

Anakin is, yes. Padme isn’t.

Im_old, in yellow guy

Well the previous ones were all great, so let’s hope so!

gibmiser,

I think Pac Man had the most compelling redemption arc of all fiction.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Did he get himself off the pills?

ElleChaise,

Especially impressive considering that fever everybody was breaking into at the time.

Gullible,

He’s come a long way since his Grand Wizard days, but the cannibalism is still concerning.

AVincentInSpace,

i agree with almost all of these however i will fight you about the minions

Im_old,

That’s fine, I am an evil genius with an army of minions, bring it on!

words_number,

Not sure about the last one honestly, but otherwise yes!

Filthmontane, in Janitors provide a valuable service

I’ll be far too full after eating the rich to also eat the janitor.

JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Share the platter w/ the janitor. Then you can eat twice the rich

Filthmontane,

That’s solidarity right there

tubbadu, in Capitalists be like

That’s a big ass mushroom tho

HonoraryMancunian,

ass mushroom

gibmiser, in A nice chill trolley ride

The man On the left is justifiably disturbed knowing what he’s about to run over. The man on the right is psychotically excited to see someone was tied to the rails that they almost ran over.

Grimy,

Inside you there are two wolves

ULS, (edited )

And they’re both gay.

…or at least I think mine are.

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe the smiling guy is happy because the trolley isn’t running over the one person, and he doesn’t know what’s on the other track.

gibmiser,

As they say, ignorance is bliss.

Hoagie,
@Hoagie@lemmy.ca avatar

The man on the left could see the curve, and what was on it.

Pringles,

The guy on the left is sad because they missed the guy on the tracks, and the guy on the right is happy because he can see a train coming from the other direction.

CatZoomies, (edited ) in Capitalists be like
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

Owner Class: “LOL screw that! Hey, Mushroom!”

Mushroom: “Yeah? What’s up?”

Owner Class: “Watch out! That White Tree is trying to steal your nutrients.”

Mushroom: “…”

Mushroom: (•ˋ _ ˊ•)

White Tree: “Whoa hang on there, fun guy. I’m not trying to steal your nutrients. I worked hard for these, I deserve my share.”

Mushroom: “Let’s fight, bitch!”

White Tree: “Them’s fighting words! You’re on!”

Scuffle Intensifies

Emperor Palpatine Owner Class: “Good. Good! Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.” Sticks a straw in the nutrients and starts sucking all of it.

CatZoomies, (edited )
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

Owner Class: “Hey everybody. We’ve had an excellent season this year, so we wanted to pay our success forward. Hold out your hands, we’re gonna share our harvest!”

Mushroom and White Trees hold out their “hands”.

Owner Class trickles a pittance of nutrients on Mushroom only.

White Trees: “… Wait, what?! How come Mushroom got this?”

Mushroom: “Yeah that’s weird. Let’s go ask Owner Class what happened!”

Owner Class: “WTF? That’s so weird! Hey, Mushroom! What happened here? Why did you get some nutrients and White Trees didn’t get any?!”

Mushroom: “Hey, I deserve this! I worked so hard this season, I have to eat, too!”

White Trees: “Give us some!”

Mushroom: “Make me!”

Scuffle Intensifies

Emperor Palpatine Owner Class: Laughs in Reaganomics

Sticks more straws into the nutrients and starts sucking.

Jerb322, in Janitors provide a valuable service
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

"I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends. By the way, that clock is twenty minutes fast. "

DoctorWhookah,

I didn’t know your dad worked here.

jabathekek, in Always on that grind
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

I thought it was a dirty pun, but indeed, I was the dirty one.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

David Cameron?

conorab,

Porky Prime himself!

troglodytis, in This would work on me

Hey, are you a cigarette?

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

Why? Because I’m smoking?

gsfraley,

Haha thanks you too

blanketswithsmallpox,

You are what you… What you eat?

TheDarksteel94,

I’ve seen someone do that. A whole pack.

troglodytis,

Na, cause I wanna get lit and put you in my butt

troglodytis,

Wait, no

Cause my butt is lit and I’m drooling on you

troglodytis, (edited )

Wait Wait… No

Cause I’m objectifying you so much it’s life threatening, but it’s ok cause society normalized me

AVincentInSpace,

Nailed it

Master,

Because being around you gave me cancer.

SayJess,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Bah gawd! That man has a family!

Darkenfolk,

*had.

abfarid, in Yo Dawg, new Outlook just dropped
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Gotta point out, that hasn’t been the Microsoft logo since Win7.

Edgarallenpwn,
@Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social avatar

Gotta point out, that meme template has been around before then.

marcos,

As long as the same text continues relevant…

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

*leans hard on cane:

Ya got a problem with crusty old memes, kid?

The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

In my day kids respected their elder memes… They regularly shitposted them and people were grateful for those crusty memes.

pimeys,

Abe gets the upvote.

JustARegularNerd,

If you really want to be pedantic… that’s not even the Microsoft logo to begin with. Microsoft didn’t use the Windows logo for their own company logo, at least during that time period.

Oh, and that’s Windows Vista’s logo anyway.

abfarid,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

That’s fair, I should’ve said “That logo hasn’t been used by MS since Win7”. But it’s still the same logo, minus the backdrop.

MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING,

The meme itself must be a good 15 years old too

ExLisper,

No, I just made it myself. It’s brand new and shiny.

ExLisper,

Sorry, I think the last Windows I had installed anywhere was XP. I was like “which windows logo is that? should I look it up?” but then I was like “nah, fuck it”.

abfarid,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

They used to go for the Distort tool. Then, the Skew tool was all the rage. And now, they realized that Photoshop subscriptions are a ripoff and stopped using it altogether.

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

At least it’s recognizable. Windows 12 will probably be just a single blue square.

jubilationtcornpone, (edited )

“It’s a single pane window. A single pane of glass. It symbolizes the synergy between man and machine. Window 12 offers an enhanced user experience with greater simplicity and clarity. Also, we’ve revamped our mobile and iOT OS lines which we’re calling ‘Porthole 12’ and ‘Peephole 12’ respectively.” -Microsoft, Probably

thecrotch,

Microsoft doesn’t give things new names. It reuses the same name for a vastly different product to keep everyone confused. Outlook. Outlook (the hosted email service). Outlook express. Skype. Skype for business. Teams. Teams professional. Etc etc.

Spiralvortexisalie, in A nice chill trolley ride
fmstrat,

Unexpected GP is needed.

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