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Iron_Lynx, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,

Not gonna lie, that title sounds like it could be a Sabaton lyric.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

youtu.be/gvjOG5gboFU?si=4imDnRPvbVWTQexp

It’s the Union version of Dixie

Iron_Lynx,

So I was right that it’s a lyric, just not a Sabaton one 😅

vodka, in Why am I the way I am 😭
SharkEatingBreakfast, in Why am I the way I am 😭
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

That’s pretty gross considering exactly why Medusa was cursed to be the way she was in the first place.

Isoprenoid, in For my fellow librarians
starman2112, in Why am I the way I am 😭
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar
TWeaK,

We need as much relevant oglaf as there are relevant xkcd’s.

WaxedWookie, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,

Hey now - Texas has the state guard too - do you think the entire weight of the Pentagon, it’s carrier strike groups, and multiple branches of well-funded modern military is any match for ~1,600 good ol’ boys?

HumanPenguin,

Also worth noting of that -1600. A fair % have family friends and even lovers not living in texas. In 2024 with easy transport etc and cheap communication. It really is impossible for any state to relly on its own current resources. Things would shuffle hugely in the lead up and post the first attacks. Likely the 1600 would grow from good old boys joining. But experience and command structure would be a mess for a while.

Of course US forces would see the same but less so. Some would have friends and relatives in texas. Many would bulk at the domestic part of foreign and domestic.

Professionals.s following orders can only go so far as far as preventing personal politics.

Even in the civil war many refused allegence to the side they were expected to fight for. With Internet and more communication of the 2000s. Allegiances will be less not more founded.

Evil_Shrubbery, in Why am I the way I am 😭

Stuck between a rock and a hard medussy

aliser, (edited ) in But I can't sleep

Yeah, but you’ll wake up later and possibly more tired. And if you stay longer, you’ll get tired pretty fast and will not be as productive.

No winning this.

Katana314, in But I can't sleep

A few times after sleeping well, I can actually wake up in the morning and get significant things done involving an outing for breakfast, and feel like I’m midway through my day at a time I’d usually be waking up. It’s hard to build up to that point though.

BeigeAgenda, in The future is now, old man
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

But can it run Crysis?

fkn, (edited )

On modern CPUs? Almost.

papalonian, in For my fellow librarians

Maybe I’m dumb but I don’t understand the “format” - are the top and bottom sections of text supposed to be related to the middle text? Why is the text over a bottle of alcohol?

lewdian69,

The top text is after only a drink, the middle text is after a few drinks, the bottom text is hammered

knorke3,

thanks - understood the librarian joke but got confused by the format :P

McLoud, in New Yorker Caption Contest #695

I’m sorry, sir. This is the Toast Masters Club. The Bread Buddies meeting is across the street.

Buttons, in But I can't sleep
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

Imagine a world where everyone goes to sleep as soon as they are done with work, and saves their groggy end-of-day hours for work. Unfortunately, society has chosen the opposite.

Nacktmull, in But I can't sleep
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

XD

Pandantic, in Dad had swag
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

That was my grandpa. My mom’s already found two.

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