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fkn, in But I can't sleep

Fr, this hits deep when you have kids.

MuffinHeeler,

If I go to sleep now I’m going to wake up to a toy being shoved in my face and “play with me mummy” or a screaming kid from a nightmare. If I stay up an extra hour I get to be by myself for an extra hour.

Either way I’ll be tired.

Not much choice there, I’ll stay up and be more sleep deprived.

shiveyarbles, in But I can't sleep

Every day is pain

cosmicrookie, (edited ) in noob, bring that road roller
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Uber: I’ll pick you up in 5 minutes

Me: oh no. I don’t need a lift. Just bring a Starbucks coffee and drive over my toothpaste tube. I’ll give you 10% tip and 5 stars

weird_nugget, in But I can't sleep

This is why I’m sleep deprived

Scubus, in Texas: We're going to secede

Yeah, fuck about 40% of Texas that is able to use their brain. They should’ve thought about not being born in Texas, or maybe reconsidered being too poor to move.

Rooskie91,

Excuse me sir this is the internet. Please take your logic somewhere else. /s

SnokenKeekaGuard, in But I can't sleep
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You dont go to sleep so tomorrow doesnt begin. I go to sleep so today ends, we are not the same

shalafi, in I need to buy better band-aids

These are the shit:

band-aid.com/…/hydro-seal-all-purpose-bandages

I can go on forever, but they do more than just stick well.

You can get hydrocolloid bandages from other makers, But Band Aid is the best.

psud,

But you can only use them on new wounds. If one fails, for example on a finger abrasion injury (the only place I have ever had those fail) you need to replace it with a different type of dressing.

They do stick better than any of the alternatives I have tried and that provide the best healing environment

VinesNFluff, in Thank you therapy
@VinesNFluff@pawb.social avatar

Unicorns aren’t real. Only weird gay ppl who pretend to be unicorns on the Internet.

jackpot, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

if texas did secede the federal US government would be blue for decades LMFAO. granted, texas is getting bluer by the day but still.

SnokenKeekaGuard, in noob, bring that road roller
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Damn you can afford a car!

Mok98,

Defnitely a wheel, not necessarily a car

gnate,

Nah, just gotta wait for the neighbor to go to work.

SuperSaiyanSwag, in How I like my pi

This might be a good place to ask this. I was messing around with my Asus router setting last night and noticed that it had Ad Guard, which works similarly to PiHole with DNS. To test it I went to Reddit and saw ads still. Is Ad Guard not as effective as PiHole or Reddit ads are DOM based?

TeddE,
@TeddE@lemmy.world avatar

As a rule of thumb, I expect that Asus as a business only cares about adbock from two angles:

  1. A feature to slap on the box for advertising.
  2. A B2B feature for helping business management make workers more productive.

To the first, there’s little incentive to ever update the lists after you’ve bought the device, so it’s quickly outdated. To the second, it’s like to be far more optimized for Amazon or Newegg, then for Reddit. Between the two, I don’t generally expect them to hold a candle to pi-hole and similar software.

SmoothIsFast,

You need to flush your local DNS cache after turning that on for it to be 100% effective.

Fermion, in noob, bring that road roller

Did they take that toothbrush to a belt sander?

ryan213, in noob, bring that road roller
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Fancy pants using brand name toothpaste.

adj16, in I need to buy better band-aids

Just going to leave this link here for anyone coming into this thread looking for answers:

a.co/d/5Ct0pIB

They’ll last through showers and they’re strong enough to hold your pee in. Don’t ask me how I know.

poppy,

I assume OP is talking about bandages on fingers, and it’s much harder to get a good seal on your fingers even with these :(

adj16,

Spoken like someone who’s never tried to pee and been blocked by a bandaid before

Zagorath, in Title
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

It’s important to note that the court has not actually (yet) found that Israel is committing genocide. It’s just said to Israel “hey, while this case is ongoing, make sure no genocides happen, k?” It’s more similar to a temporary injunction that a court might make against a company during a civil suit, because the court finds it plausible that they might end up needing to make a ruling against them.

iain,

And the court found it plausible that genocide is happening, which is what is needed for the process to continue.

sandevistan,

It’s a bunch of bullshit, and the fact that the articles about it completely ignore what’s going on just showcases that nobody has prepared themselves for the Holocaust II to happen with the Nazis carrying around Tiktok on phones.

empireOfLove2,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Shhhhhh. That’s too much nuance and context for a hexbear user to handle!

sandevistan,

This is about media criticism of the articles published during this time which all use overt misdirection to cover up the events taking place in court

You’re the ones gassing yourself up over headlines existing.

That’s all you little pseudointellectuals care about, as long as the Good Neutral Newspapers of Record have a headline about a thing, you think it isn’t omitting anything.

You wouldn’t care about what is omitted after the headlines because they are a security blanket to you 🤡🎪🎪

cranakis,

Then fucking tell us what they are omitting and stop just slinging mud at ppl.

sandevistan,

I’m dictating screaming into my phone half the time I will link to shit when I’m not doordashing and shit 🤷‍♂️

I’ve seen them cover a thousand issues the same way to act as the left side of the overton window abs I’m sick to death of it

sandevistan,

I will have a laptop and shit and be finished moving in a month then you are all really in for it on shitjustworks and dbzero and lemmy and lemmee hahahahh

empireOfLove2,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh no, I am soooo scared

sandevistan,

Who gives a shit? This is about media criticism of the articles published during this time which all use overt misdirection to cover up the events taking place in court

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Most of the articles I’ve seen have been making the same mistake I was trying to correct.

Shyfer,

They also didn’t throw out the case which is what Israel was asking for, so that’s good.

sandevistan,

It’s a bunch of bullshit, and the fact that the articles about it completely ignore what’s going on just showcases that nobody has prepared themselves for the Holocaust II to happen with the Nazis carrying around Tiktok on phones.

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