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iterable, in But I can't sleep
@iterable@sh.itjust.works avatar

Naps or divide your sleep. It is a great feeling taking a hour nap and waking up not going to work

arken,

I lived like this most my life, but with kids this breaks down completely. The only time noone is bothering you - kids or coworkers - is at night.

Anticorp, in Dad had swag

My dad was a Hell’s Angel. I’m pretty sure I have a few siblings I’ve never met. I never actually even considered that until right now, and I’m surprised at the ease at which I arrived at certainty.

Wilzax, in look within

Bro’s brain goes all the way forward fr

Dagwood222, in For my fellow librarians

[off topic]

Just read a great library based crime thriller and I’ve been sharing it with everyone.

“How Can I Help You” by Laura Sims. A serial killer and a wannabe writer go head-to-head in a small town library.

bookshop.org/p/books/…/19108763?ean=9780593543702

wren, in For my fellow librarians
@wren@sopuli.xyz avatar

I mean people using libraries for the most part don’t really understand the decimal system and probably wouldn’t get the significance of it being in the 000s - especially the 000s where it’s sandwiched between computer science and knowledge structure & other general works. When I’m compelled to aquire a bs book in any category, simply because patron demand is high, I prefer it be in the same section as factual information so it may be drowned out a little more. (And I say aquire, instead of purchase, since those types of books I try to rent so they can be returned after it’s been taken out by those requesting it and it never makes its way into our full collection)

I do like the meme though! This format is pretty great and we do indeed need more librarian memes, I don’t mean to get all pedantic here haha

menemen, in Spices too
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

You include shallots, but not spring onions? I feel offended.

phoenixz, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,

This would be so much fun to watch. They wouldn’t be able to take the US army with them, US army bases would be dismantled, nukes would be removed, Mexico would be like “fuck no” and have no trade with them, and the US, being their former Union, would also give them the finger. Thousands, plug not millions of people would cross borders there to either leave or join the shit hole (because fuck the liberal US government!) causing a huge outflux of knowledge and competence and a huge influx of rednecks.

Let me be clear though: this will never happen, because the politicians calling for this know damn well that they’d be fucked. They’re just riling their base with dumb but popular rhetoric.

Diabolo96, (edited ) in But I can't sleep

Hits too much in the feels, man.

ryan213, in For my fellow librarians
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

My friend doesn’t get it.

ForgetPrimacy,

My friend is having some trouble too, could someone help me explain it to them?

SchrodingersPat,

Of course. And no worries. I know it’s a niche joke. Buckle up it’s a long one. Many public libraries, at least in the US, use the Dewey Decimal System (000-999) to organize their nonfiction books. The gist is that Mellville Dewey is problematic for many reasons, but for this example you have to know that when organizing books, Dewey’s best practice is that known hoaxes are categorized and shelved right along with the nonfiction books in the same category. For example the book 1421 claims that America was discovered by the Chinese in year 1421. This book is shelved right along the rest of American history in 945.05. However, the 000’s is the “contested knowledge” which has ghosts, UFOs, Bigfoot, etc. I feel that moving books like 1421 into 000s it lets librarians contextualize books by essentially saying “we think this book is as true as ghosts.”

UnverifiedAPK,

Isn’t 000 Computer Science?

SchrodingersPat,

Yes. I don’t remember the exact numbers but the early 000s deal with computers and the later 000 deal with hoaxes and forgeries

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

So confirmed that computers are fake news

TexMexBazooka,

Yes, like they said, contested knowledge

ForgetPrimacy,

Oh fantastic! I am proud to have observed this exhibit of librarian “humor”, thank you and your children.

aegis_sum, in I need to buy better band-aids

Buy kids bandages, they’re usually much stickier.

CPMSP, in But I can't sleep

What, are you my 7 year old?

WashedOver, in Dad had swag
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I think this was the stock that the eventual “he ducks” crowd came from

ComradeChairmanKGB, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Just balkanize already

vox, in How I like my pi
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

pihole is not a replacement for ublock

ramius345,

Use both together!

fruitSnackSupreme,

Is pi hole any better than using adguard DNS?

shasta,

It’s the same technology, like how chrome and Firefox are.

vox, (edited )
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

pihole uses the same method of blocking as adguard dns but is more configurable, and since it’s usually self-hosted you have full control over it.

btw, nextdns is pretty good too (think of it as a managed configurable, slightly more private alternative to adguard dns, great if you’re not into self hosting).
it lacks custom domain blocklists tho. you can add your own white/blacklisted domains but not whole lists, except ones provided by nextdns.
also, it’s a paid service. free tier includes 300k requests per month, which is enough for ~1.5 devices from my experience.

CowsLookLikeMaps,

Thanks for catching that. I have updated the description.

zewu, in The future is now, old man

Breaking: turing-complete system can simulate any turing machine

AnarchistArtificer,
joelectron,

How had I never seen this? This is brilliant!

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