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lseif, in I love those path

all the student needs to know is c<a+b, not the actual formula or theory behind it

dQw4w9WgXcQ,

This is actually a case of the Cauchy-Scwartz inequality: en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Cauchy–Schwarz_inequality

RunAroundDesertYou, in I love those path

Idk, this really doesn’t have to do anything with Pythagora’s Theorem

jenny_ball,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

yea i get the intent but it doesn’t really make sense

dessalines,

Yeah… this is just “the shortest distance between two points is a straight line”

Transporter_Room_3,
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Beyond the general “hehe funny meme” Some seem to think there’s some kind of math going on in people’s heads other than “shortcut”

The knowledge of Pythagoras or math doesn’t factor in here at all. Toddlers do this.

Having the knowledge just gives you fancy words for the resulting coincidental shape.

myslsl,

Yeah, true. No Euclidean distances implicit to this problem. Oh, wait…

unreachable, in Real :(
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

“i’m an open book, i’m just a quiet type”

terminhell,

Can relate tbh. Like, I’m not going to turn the pages for you, all ya gotta do is ask and do it.

But fr, I’ll talk about anything that isn’t small talk. But I really don’t like carrying a conversation that A: doesn’t interest me, and B: has no ultimate goal (see: smalltalk).

GrammatonCleric, in Pipe
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Bottom pic should be a bong 😂

fl42v,

Bong or bonk… Who cares

davel, in They are quite different.
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If you don’t understand that anti-Zionism is antisemitic, then we’ll throw you in the hasbara gulag until you do, even though:

OurToothbrush,

You did a typo i think

davel,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t see a typo. Perhaps my satire was too convoluted for its own good.

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

“The will of Israel is the will of all Jewish people and I will not hear arguments otherwise.”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d20923e9-e961-4f96-a179-31ad6acedd2a.png

Custoslibera, in We aren't gonna like this one..

Ignore the idiots.

Taylor Swift is just as bad as Elon Musk. No one should be a billionaire. No one.

davel,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

There’s apparently at least one temporarily embarrassed billionaire who disagrees.

words_number,

Now it’s two. But they are probably not billionairs but just people who think one can rightfully earn 1000 Million with honest work, by contributing something good to society or something. Or they believe they will become billionairs too at some point if they work hard enough to make their employer rich.

davel,
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Rustmilian,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

You watched the new Willy Wonka movie recently, didn’t you?

davel,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ve only seen the old old one, not the old new one or the new new one, because I am old old.

Rustmilian, (edited )
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

They use the term “temporarily embarrassed” in the 2023 one.

words_number,

Haha thanks :)

Mr_Blott, in Pipe

Would it not be “Ca, c’est un pipe”?

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The phrases pictured are correct.

Mr_Blott, (edited )

Except that the second, therefore, should be “tuyau” rather than pipe, no?

Sylvartas,

Yeah. And it should be “un” because pipes are male in french. A piping (“tuyauterie”) is female though !

7heo, (edited )
@7heo@lemmy.ml avatar

Genre. “Les phrases dans l’image sont correctes.”. Ou pas…

Sérieux, y’a moyen d’éviter de sortir des conneries grosses comme la lune avec l’aplomb de Chatte J’ai Pété, des fois? Ça nous changera, tiens. 😮‍💨

Edit: yeah, the correct phrasing would indeed be “Ça, c’est un tuyau” (“Pipe”, in French, exclusively means “Smoking pipe”, and as a slang, “Face”, or “blowjob”). In the spirit of the joke, “Ça, c’est une pipe” would be acceptable, but only understandable by people who know the English term. However, “C’est une pipe” is absolutely wrong contextually: the lack of the contradiction implied by “ça” creates a semantic disconnect and the two images seem completely unrelated. Not only does it break the humorous device, but it also is absurd enough to be mildly irritating. So, no, the “phrases pictured” are not correct.

photonic_sorcerer,
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Oui oui baguette. Thanks for clarifying!

robocall, in Ancient Rome and modern Lemmy
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I have created posts on Lemmy and enjoyed watching other users comment and engage with them. I think I enjoy it more than someone responding to my comments.

perishthethought,

Me too! Posting is fun!

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, (edited ) in This is the master race...?
c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

The sentence… Is woof.

moistclump, in We have entire stock

@PicardManeuver no matter what’s goin on in the news.

Che_Donkey,
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CitizenKong, in This is the master race...?

Fascists and bad haircuts, name a more iconic combo.

aliteral,

Javier Milei in Argentina is staying true to the combo.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in I'm tired, Boss
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Be right behind you for having an unregistered 3D printer

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

How dare you!

EfreetSK,
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

He’s probably a filthy gun-printer!

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I dread the day that a politician seriously tries to outlaw my adorable octopus machine

doingless, in This is the master race...?

The human race is the master race.

esserstein,

He’s clearly Romulan though

TheDarksteel94,

All hail the emperor?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,
cosmicrookie, in This is the master race...?
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

His name (sorry but I assume he identifies as he) is Rain Epler

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/baad1a23-7bbd-4747-8d48-89754435bd93.jpeg

Zeon, (edited )

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME THEIR GENDER?!? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY ‘THEY/THEM’ FUCK YOU??? THIS NOW MEANS YOU’RE A FASCIST BIGOT IF YOU DON’T CORRECT YOURSELF TO RESPECT THEIR PRONOUNS… ARGGGGGHHHH!!!

octopus_ink, (edited )

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  • xor,

    Jeez, who shat in your cereal?

    swag_money,
    Tetsuo,

    Also was it Y shaped ?

    Valmond,

    Maybe we shouldn’t say who he is, just what he is?

    cosmicrookie,
    @cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s just because people thought he couldn’t be real or was AI generated

    Valmond,

    Ha ha fair enough!

    joyjoy, in They wish

    What about a guy with an onlyfans?

    Sheeple,
    @Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

    Markiplier?

    Grayox,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    F1NNSTER

    lemmyknow, (edited )

    I wonder what comment could’ve prompted a F1NN name-drop on Lemmy…

    Edit: for context, the comment above yours, and the one above it, do not appear to me. Not sure if it is just me…

    Edit2: Nevermind. I opened the post, from Jerboa, on the web instead, and the comments show

    pewgar_kbin,

    oh yeah that exists.

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