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Jerb322, in Janitors provide a valuable service
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"I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends. By the way, that clock is twenty minutes fast. "

DoctorWhookah,

I didn’t know your dad worked here.

CatZoomies, (edited ) in Capitalists be like
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Owner Class: “LOL screw that! Hey, Mushroom!”

Mushroom: “Yeah? What’s up?”

Owner Class: “Watch out! That White Tree is trying to steal your nutrients.”

Mushroom: “…”

Mushroom: (•ˋ _ ˊ•)

White Tree: “Whoa hang on there, fun guy. I’m not trying to steal your nutrients. I worked hard for these, I deserve my share.”

Mushroom: “Let’s fight, bitch!”

White Tree: “Them’s fighting words! You’re on!”

Scuffle Intensifies

Emperor Palpatine Owner Class: “Good. Good! Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.” Sticks a straw in the nutrients and starts sucking all of it.

CatZoomies, (edited )
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Owner Class: “Hey everybody. We’ve had an excellent season this year, so we wanted to pay our success forward. Hold out your hands, we’re gonna share our harvest!”

Mushroom and White Trees hold out their “hands”.

Owner Class trickles a pittance of nutrients on Mushroom only.

White Trees: “… Wait, what?! How come Mushroom got this?”

Mushroom: “Yeah that’s weird. Let’s go ask Owner Class what happened!”

Owner Class: “WTF? That’s so weird! Hey, Mushroom! What happened here? Why did you get some nutrients and White Trees didn’t get any?!”

Mushroom: “Hey, I deserve this! I worked so hard this season, I have to eat, too!”

White Trees: “Give us some!”

Mushroom: “Make me!”

Scuffle Intensifies

Emperor Palpatine Owner Class: Laughs in Reaganomics

Sticks more straws into the nutrients and starts sucking.

RandomVideos, (edited ) in starting 2024 strong with turnip boy robs a bank

I really should finish the games i started

I didnt finish the core of the mountain in celeste, i planned to play the starlight river terraria mod but never did, i recently received dead cells for my birthday and i forgot about the sevtech ages Minecraft modpack after reaching the point where you could get oil and i gave up on my t1 only btd6 challenge

Instead of playing any of these, i play on a modded server that recently rebooted

tubbadu, in Capitalists be like

That’s a big ass mushroom tho

HonoraryMancunian,

ass mushroom

hDGGgrLpg8nEucjxWnJz, in A nice chill trolley ride

So the guy pulled the lever to divert the train on to the 5 person track?

afraid_of_zombies,

No, he was saving a life.

samus12345,
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No, he just REALLY likes the way that lever feels, judging by his expression.

eatham,
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He didn’t like the people

xor, in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth

in columbia they use flamethrowers on the homeless that live in the sewers…

Custoslibera, in Always on that grind

Slow clap

Melody, (edited ) in universal struggle bait

There’s always been an invisible 4th dimensional peg that’s not talked about in most USB-A connectors, and you are required to flip your plug around so many times to get it in to the correct position.

Some of us have that inherent knack to sense the 4th dimensional peg without perceiving it…and thus we do not have this struggle. Meanwhile others completely lack intuition of the aforementioned 4th dimension and struggle endlessly with that peg.

</humor>

friendly_ghost, in Shit is crucial

This guy gets more posthumously based every time I log on

simp4ravens, in I identify as karat. Please respect my pronouns

I don’t get it can you explain?

uis, in A nice chill trolley ride
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Lucky you. It could have been derailed.

Spiralvortexisalie, in A nice chill trolley ride
fmstrat,

Unexpected GP is needed.

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in A nice chill trolley ride

shortly after KAHKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUNK

SubArcticTundra,
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Just some fallen branches on the line

kadotux,
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Made me laugh, very nice :D

danc4498, in universal struggle bait

I have mouse that has the usb symbol on one side and a company logo on the other. That is crappy design.

ooli, in A nice chill trolley ride

omg this is the most funny meme in a long time

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