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FlashMobOfOne, in Got Promotion
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I’m lucky to have had a great job going on seven years, but the decade prior to that I was in an awful place, but this meme speaks to me because I did just that. I had a boss who didn’t want to lose me, so he got my interview for an internal move (that would have been a promotion) pulled.

That’s a pretty monumentally shitty thing to do, so after that, I did the absolute bare minimum. It was a lot of fun when I put in my two weeks.

jigsaw250,

The gall of some managers. They’re going to lose that person anyway - might as well be on good terms where the potential of working together in the future is still a possibility.

FlashMobOfOne,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

It was one of the few times I’ve nearly lost it in the office. And the manager who did it was shit at his job, hence why he had to go to such measures to keep people around.

RavenFellBlade, in poor Dean
@RavenFellBlade@startrek.website avatar

King is my favorite author, hands down, but I don’t understand why so many people seem to look down at Koontz. If we’re really being honest, Koontz would be much more well regarded if it weren’t for the fact that he’s so frequently directly compared to King, and Stephen King is a one-of-a-kind, once in a lifetime literary master. Absent the comparison to King, the bulk of Koontz’s work holds up quite well. It’s entertaining writing with relatable characters that are easy for become invested in. Hell, some of his ideas were not only terrifyingly imaginative, they were also oddly accurate predictions of the future. Demon Seed is uniquely chilling in that it was almost comically over the top with its seemingly ridiculous technology that has since very much become a reality.

I would also argue that Koontz has had a few film adaptations that ended up better than the King adaptations of their time. Phantoms, Watchers, Servants of Twilight, Whispers, Intensity, and Mr. Murder were all pretty great.

Koontz has a great track record. He simply suffers from living in the shadow of a modern day colossus like King. Absent the comparison, I feel Koontz would be much more favorably viewed.

DokPsy,

I see your point but I counter with Neil Gaiman.

RavenFellBlade,
@RavenFellBlade@startrek.website avatar

Love him, too. Currently watching Good Omens and loving every moment.

morrowind, in Its the only way.
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

This is not a meme

JakJak98,

an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by internet users, often with slight variations.

This is a meme. Not necessarily humorous. But a meme nonetheless.

Melatonin,

The GATEKEEPER has arrived

Grayox, (edited ) in Its the only way.
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Jacked this one from an AI creator on Etsy

flamingos,
@flamingos@ukfli.uk avatar

Please don’t buy prints of AI art.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Didn’t realize it was AI when i first linked it and now I’m convinced it is, will remove the link.

Honytawk, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

First parts are organ donations.

The excess can be used by science.

The excess from that can be burned and thrown somewhere, I don’t care.

BonesOfTheMoon,

They can stick my woofy on a stick and wave it around in a parade for all I care.

Neato, in But if you're 3 minutes late they throw a hissyfit
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Their time is more important than your time because they've triple booked all their patients in order to maximize profits. I hope 7min enough to discuss your entire physical health and chronic pain treatment options. If not they'll have to schedule you a follow up because there are other patients waiting! /s

bleistift2,

Of course, they’re just greedy bastards. It’s not like there were too few doctors for too many patients.

Every minute you’re waiting your doctor is caring for someone else.

Catoblepas,

Growing up with a sibling who needed some pretty serious surgeries early on (and then needing some myself as a teen), I spent a lot of time as a kid in doctor’s offices. I learned very quickly that going to a doctor’s office and waiting is a good thing, because it means you are not the most urgent problem the doctor has to attend to. Someone else could be currently getting their cancer diagnosis explained to them, or the odds of making it alive through surgery, or any other dire shit people hear in doctor’s offices. Just because you’re there for antibiotics for a sinus infection it doesn’t mean everyone is.

Like yeah, it’s annoying to wait. You literally have the internet in your pocket though, you can entertain yourself. If you keep getting rushed out of appointments because you have too much to discuss you need to tell the front desk when you call that you need to be scheduled for a longer appointment. If your schedule allows it always do early morning appointments, they have shorter wait times because you’re not dealing with 15 other people with appointments before you all being 5 minutes late and fucking up the schedule.

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BottleOfAlkahest, (edited ) in How's your housing market these days?

Is this some sort of weird “for legal reasons we had to post it but we don’t actually want anyone to put in an offer” type things?

Like with the super specific H1B job postings designed so that only 1 person (preselected) is likely to qualify. But they had to post it because it’s a government policy.

I guess I’m asking how this is helping someone avoid some sort of fee/tax on $169,000?

Edit: Guys condos don’t always come with land ownership which is why I thought something was dodgy here. Does anyone know if condos in Oregon include the land under them?

Tubics,

Could also just be on a massive piece of land I guess

AlligatorBlizzard,

Or like a mile from downtown San Francisco.

31337,

Doesn’t even have to be massive. In my area, I see a half acre lot listed for $500k. I’m not even in a particularly expensive area (kinda rural, but 20mi away from a somewhat expensive metro).

BottleOfAlkahest,

But it’s listed as a condo, that typically doesn’t give you land ownership. Or is OR law different on that?

bstix,

I’ve never heard of any legal obligations to post a house for sale.

The price is set for the land or the location of the land.

ironhydroxide,

In cases of inheritance, when the house is left partially to two or more parties. In conflict between the parties, the resolution can be the forced sale.

KitDeMadera,

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  • Kit,

    It’s listed as a condo, so the purchase wouldn’t include individual ownership of the land.

    Fixbeat, in chow time

    Hand banana?

    bl00b0mb3r,

    Tonight… You

    cmbabul,

    I want my name to be Spaghetti

    JackFrostNCola,

    ch ch ch ch ch ch

    DuffmanOfTheCosmos,

    Tonight. YOU.

    Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug, (edited ) in Have mercy on our souls

    Gin? Genetics? Giant?

    Do you pronounce Origin like Oregon?

    I personally find arguing pronunciation as entirely pointless when there are many words in English that get pronounced different based on a multitude of factors.

    People also like to argue it’s an acronym, but do you pronounce NASA the same as you pronounce the first letter of each word of National Aeronautics and Space Administration?

    Honestly? Just say it how it makes sense to you.

    soloner,

    Not to mention the creator of GIF prefers the JIF pronunciation.

    It doesn’t really matter, but I find the hard g folks have a stick up their ass about it.

    SwampYankee,

    Yeah, I have friends who say it with a hard g and I never say a damn thing, but I say jif once and it’s “jraphics” this and “jod” that. I get it, you watched that stupid video in 2012, congrats.

    NightAuthor,

    Maybe we should up the ante on this war, and start actively making fun of those who be hating on peanut butter. There are plenty of arguments for either pronunciation, but jiffers are losing the war bc we’re being so passive. Just living our lives, as if the pronunciation of a word doesn’t fucking matter if everyone knows what you mean…. We need to eradicate the culture of soft-g giffers

    BoxerDevil,

    Yeah well like the maker of the platypus, the creator is wrong

    irish_link, (edited )

    I understand your point in the creator but I find fault in that argument.

    Historically it doesn’t matter what the creator of anything prefers unless it’s an “unveiling” and they name it on the spot. People in general will take something and run with it regardless of the creators intent. The perfect example is “light saber” versus “laser sword.” (Edit forgot to add the word sword after laser)

    To be honest I don’t care all that much. If you say jif or gift without the t, either way I know what you are talking about.

    samus12345, (edited )
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    The problem isn’t people preferring to pronounce it gif or jif, it’s people saying that pronouncing it the other way is wrong. Both are acceptable.

    irish_link,

    Couldn’t agree more!

    Tristaniopsis,

    Hahahahaha!

    OMG what a terrible take.

    One is CLEARLY and unambiguously WRONG, and to the point where it should be a public shaming event when it’s used.

    SwampYankee,

    Historically it doesn’t matter what the creator of anything prefers unless it’s an “unveiling” and they name it on the spot.

    I can’t for the life of me find it now, but the gif was introduced with an image that contained in its metadata a statement that “it’s pronounced jif”. You can still find it somewhere and open it in notepad and read it for yourself.

    irish_link,

    No way, that’s awesome to learn. I will have to try and find it and see.

    samus12345, (edited )
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    I believe it also said “choosy moms choose gif.”

    EDIT: It was “choosy devs choose gif.”

    hexortor,
    manuallybreathing,

    it’s actually a soft J, Jif like yiff

    criitz,

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  • TheGiantKorean,
    @TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

    Gigantic… Wait

    Grabthar,

    Well said, talking buttplug.

    SatanicNotMessianic,

    People also like to argue it’s an acronym, but do you pronounce NASA the same as you pronounce the first letter of each word of National Aeronautics and Space Administration?

    Um, yes?

    I’m assuming we’re talking about the two A letters here, since nothing comes to mind about a different pronunciation of N or S in American English.

    In American English - at least in my experience - the first sound in aeronautics is exactly the same as in “air,” which is also the same as in “administration.” We don’t generally say it as in “ear-onautocs.”

    Also, I’m curious - has anyone ever published a study describing whether or not the difference in pronunciation differs between sectors in the computer science community? Particularly, is there a difference between normal developers and those who write in a Lisp?

    lolcatnip,

    No you don’t, unless you pronounce it like “nessa”.

    Sotuanduso,

    If aer in aeronautics is pronounced like air, and the A in NASA is pronounced like the aer in aeronatucis, then NASA rhymes with mesa, not tessa.

    I always pronounced NASA like naassuh, but I wanna try the mesa-rhyming version to mess with people.

    Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug, (edited )
    RandomGen1,

    SCUBA, LASER, JPEG, ROM, etc. all break the “pronounced as the nested word” argument.

    I’m down for people to pronounce it however they please (assuming it’s recognizable as gif), but the post-hoc rationalizations trying to prove their side as the one true pronunciation are silly. The only rationalization that makes any sense to me is the “creator pronounces it as jif”, but language doesn’t work that way so even that doesn’t matter as far as “one true pronunciation” goes.

    LeafOnTheWind,

    The a in air is not pronounced the same as administration

    AlolanYoda,

    To me, “gif” just looks like “gift” without the final “t”, which is why I pronounce it exactly the same until the t

    RIP_Cheems, in Put me in the trash can at the park.
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    In the mighty words of Danny devito, “when I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.”

    BonesOfTheMoon,

    Trash man!

    MrFunnyMoustache, in Have mercy on our souls

    Both are equally correct, so use whatever pronunciation you want.

    tym, (edited )

    Yes… the jraphical interchange format file extension has no proper pronunciation so we all get pronunciation participation trophies.

    captain_aggravated, in is a hot dog a sandwich
    @captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

    So a jelly donut is a calzone? And I guess a plate of nachos is cake?

    MataVatnik,
    @MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

    Unironically yes

    Sarmyth,

    A plate of nachos might be a salad.

    MountingSuspicion, in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

    What is this anti worker propaganda on .ml? Your fellow worker is brainwashed by the capitalist state and instead of seeking to build solidarity with them you mock them? How about sympathizing with their excessive workload and likely lacking compensation and eventually introducing that a different system would not require that from them?

    Sir_Simon_Spamalot,

    Relax, slave, it’s just a joke.

    barsoap,

    Also, it is a time management issue, on a cultural level. Try getting Germans to stay past their shift they’ll tell you to get better at managing. Not their department, not their problem.

    Thinking “fixing this requires a socialist revolution” honestly is part of the problem: Organise to fix the issue, there, workers will see that issues can be fixed, fix more that comes up, and they’ll both be emboldened and educated about their strength. Foreplay before sex.

    MountingSuspicion,

    The fact that you suggest it’s a cultural issue and then state it can be rectified by organizing is exactly my point. This person is essentially shaming the individual worker for falling prey to a cultural and systemic problem.

    I never said we need a socialist revolution. In this context I left system open ended, but you can’t effectively organize anything with people you’re hostile to and unwilling to build solidarity with. I don’t think a socialist revolution is likely or even necessary, but more empathy is. The OP sentiment is not foreplay, it’s outright rejection. It seems like we are actually in agreement.

    barsoap,

    This person is essentially shaming the individual worker for falling prey to a cultural and systemic problem.

    And that’s not a way to change culture because…? It’s “if your friends jumped from a bridge” in disguise.

    MountingSuspicion,

    Shame is not as effective as offering support, especially since the root cause of the behavior is not necessarily in the persons control. Working additional hours might be seen as a requirement in some fields, so you might be shaming them into not talking about the issue, but the best way to actually solve the problem would likely be to empathize with them and change their perspective.

    If someone is in an abusive relationship and they mention the abuse to someone, shaming them for being in that relationship and subjecting themselves to that behavior is unlikely to fix anything. Offering them compassion and support and safe alternatives is demonstrably more effective. Shame is likely to make them more defensive about their choices or stop talking about the abuse they suffer entirely, especially if the issue is not entirely in their control. I think similar behavior and responses would be elicited in the case of working relationships as well. 

    barsoap, (edited )

    You’re talking individual, not group psychology. Chances are that in a group someone will laugh, others chuckle, and the person directly addressed will not be individually offended because you made a joke. Deflated, maybe, yes, but that’s par for the course when bragging. Which is what OP’s post talks about. If you go all “dear, dear” on people doing that they’ll definitely be offended.

    MountingSuspicion,

    Is the slave comment supposed to imply that I might be working more than I should? I’m literally saying it’s a bad thing that it happens but we should be sympathetic to people who don’t yet realize that and show them that they are being exploited. I don’t see how this is funny, as there is no punchline or set up or anything. I don’t think everyone needs to agree about comedy but I was sharing my opinion on this sentiment.

    Sir_Simon_Spamalot,

    What about the part where a valid criticism is an antiwork propaganda to you?

    MountingSuspicion,

    The issue is that the criticism is generally not valid. If you’re criticizing a colleague for poor time management because they legitimately have poor time management, fine, whatever. It’s not something I would do, but there may be cases in which that is done. In the context of this meme, it is likely not the individuals fault that they are overworked. It is likely a systemic failure that foists too many tasks on each individual worker. Generally, the people “bragging” about working additional hours are not poor performing employees, but people that are dedicated to their job or the company, and believe that the additional hours will help them advance their careers. Approaching it from a place of “if you are a good worker, they should treat you better, not worse” rather than shaming the individual is most likely to help them see the issue with that sentiment. Also, I’m pretty sure it was just a spelling error, but just to be clear I believe this is anti-worker, not anti-work.

    cobra89,

    The point is to normalize not working extra hours so companies stop expecting it. It’s not anti-worker at all.

    Truck_kun,

    This of course refers mostly to salaried workers, as, at least in the us, hourly gets overtime pay at 1.5x normal pay. Up to an extent, many workers appreciate the extra pay.

    Not always though, as even then, some companies want lower workforce, and will work them half to death.

    MountingSuspicion,

    Appreciate you adding that last sentence, but ideally no one would work more even for additional pay. People need time to recuperate and enjoy life and in the current system often just getting by requires overtime pay. I’ve worked in both types of positions, and though I’m glad overtime and holiday pay exist in our current system, often the people working more or over the holidays are the most desperate or marginalized.

    I think the OP sentiment was directed towards salaried workers because I’ve basically never heard hourly workers talk about it in this way or context. I think the reason salaried employees brag about long hours is largely due to the fact that they might not be getting additional compensation so are at least trying to get social capital in exchange for their time.

    MountingSuspicion,

    “Not normalizing” comes in many forms and this one seems hostile to fellow workers. Approaching it from a place of empathy is far more likely to help than a place of blame. It’s not the workers fault. It’s a systemic problem and the first step to helping someone realize that is to open their eyes to the fact that they are struggling for no reason other than that the institution demands it, not that they are the problem.

    Lizardking27, in Have mercy on our souls

    Hate to break it to you OP but it’s 100% Jif.

    Imgonnatrythis,

    The way Jod intended

    Transporter_Room_3,
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

    Pardon me while I go feed my giant geriatric giraffe, George. He likes generic foods, so long as they are germ free and genetically unmodified.

    Afterwards, I’m gonna hit the gym, gently gesticulate while talking to someone about geography, geometry, and genetics, maybe consume some protein gel packs.

    As a genuine gesture of gentlemanly genius, my genuine German genie will conjure up some gems to pay for everything.

    Get the gist of what I’m saying?

    Imgonnatrythis,

    I generally understand.

    CileTheSane,
    @CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

    Make sure you thank your genie by buying him a jift.

    theUnlikely, (edited )

    This morning, I’m off to groom the goats and gather fresh eggs from the geese. The greenhouse needs tending too, with its gourds and guava plants.

    After that, I’ll glide on my skateboard along the gritty pavement, feeling the cool gusts. For lunch, perhaps a grilled cheese sandwich with gouda, and a glass of grapefruit juice.

    In the afternoon, a game of golf awaits, grueling yet galvanizing. And as dusk falls, I’ll gaze at the glimmering stars, grasping the grandeur of the galaxy.

    Then I’ll grab my guitar, gleefully strumming glorious melodies.

    Next, I’ll gear up for gaming, getting into go-kart racing and guild quests. Great for unwinding and igniting gusto.

    Then, on to grub: guacamole with garlic, garnished with green onions, alongside golden tortilla chips, goulash, gumbo, gazpacho, gravy, granola, gorgonzola, and graham crackers. A gourmet, gratifying snack.

    Later, I’ll grab my gardening guide, to gain groundbreaking insights on growing gardenias. Guiding the creation of a grand, lush grove is very gratifying.

    Before bed, a glance at tomorrow’s goals: glazing pottery, a new, gripping hobby.

    Does this give a good glimpse into my day?

    WldFyre,

    Most of your hard g’s have a consonant as the second letter, I don’t think it’s as strong of an argument.

    mingistech,
    @mingistech@lemmy.world avatar

    GRAPHICS. GRAPHICS GRAPHICS

    That’s the key. Sorry, you lose.

    samus12345, (edited )
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    PHOTOGRAPHIC. PHOTOGRAPHIC. PHOTOGRAPHIC. It’s pronounced j-feg.

    Acronyms don’t give a fuck what the original pronunciation of the words used to make them are. Sorry, you lose.

    mingistech,
    @mingistech@lemmy.world avatar

    Wrong word dummy. lol.

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    If “gif” has to be pronounced with a hard G because it stands for “graphics,” then the P in “jpeg” has to be pronounced like an F because it stands for “photographic.”

    pythonoob,

    Said the moron

    Nogami, (edited )

    It is infact Graphics Interchange format. Not Jirafics Interchange format.

    I know the creator pronounces it Jif, but there are lots of people in the world who pronounce things wrong.

    I offer up “niche”. It’s actually not nitch no matter how many people say it like that.

    Lookit all the nerds I triggered. Popcorn time!

    CanadianCarl, (edited )

    Just like JPEG is pronounced as a JFEG, cause it stands for Joint Photographic Experts Group.

    pythonoob,

    Why do people continuously offer this argument like it’s coherent…

    Lizardking27,

    “There are lots of people in the world who pronounce things wrong”

    “Its actually not nitch no matter how many people say it like that”

    You’re this close to getting it.

    stephen01king,

    Scuba is Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Do you pronounce it the acronym with a short U or a long U?

    Tristaniopsis, (edited )

    Well played.

    AsterixTheGoth, in Have mercy on our souls

    I use both interchangeably. With no pattern. Much like how programs will spell check “colour”. Lives are changed in equal quantities.

    Tristaniopsis,

    There is a pattern. In the USA it is incorrectly spelled as ‘Color’. In countries where the English language has not been degraded in the same wilfully ignorant manner, it is spelled correctly as ‘colour’.

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