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BobbyNevada, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

In Edge runners, they were putting people’s cremated remains in stainless steel capsule, like a world’s worst kinder surprise. That struck me as being very plausible in the future. https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/720764cf-8491-4959-87a1-234be184613b.jpeg

XTornado,

I honestly prefer that.

Timecircleline,

I think there are worse kinder surprises.

veni_vedi_veni, (edited )

Yea, what happens in SOMA fucks with me whenever i think about it.

Digitizing consciousness for use in simulations, and spun up and down in an isolated environment like they are some AWS service.

Pyr_Pressure,

My plan has always been to get cremated and then just bury my ashes somewhere with a little gravestone. No need for a container or anything, after a few years go ahead and bury someone else’s ashes in the same spot and either replace the headstone or figure out a way to stack em. Just have a running tally of names and dates for everyone buried in that plot.

BobbyNevada,

My plan A was similar. Just get cremated and just be scattered around my parents graves. Just so "I’m around“. Plan b, viking funeral. Plan “c” is getting cramated, getting an half and ounce of ashes, putting it in resin keychains. Then during the memorial, “take a little piece of Bob with you.”, and hand out the keychains. Eventually, you are going to lose it, go back to my wife, because she probably has a box of leftover me somewhere.

zeekaran, in The best part of driving a shitbox is that I don't have to care too much about it.

This happened to me today, what a coincidence.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

You hit OP with your BMW?

Rekonok, (edited ) in Lemmy isn't what I expected but I love this place
@Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

I have no regrets joining

I use Arch btw - live long and prosper lemmings

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

I'm on mbin BTW. The fediverse arch.

ohlaph,

Fedora for the fediverse.

conorab,

Blood for the blood god!

psycho_driver, in The best part of driving a shitbox is that I don't have to care too much about it.

Yeah not my proudest moments but whenever a douchenozzle zooms up behind me as I’m just getting around someone in the fast lane and I flip my blinker on to move back into the slow lane and I see the asshat darting into the slow lane to go around me I just keep moving over.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Same. I doing the things I’m supposed to.

You’re the asshole going 90 in a 65, swerving in and out of traffic.

If you want to try and brake check or fuck with me afterward that’s fine, I have a dashcam and am more than willing to follow you if you try hit and running. I’ve got the time, now.

CatZoomies, (edited )
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

I used to think a slightly different way when I was younger. That these bad drivers needed to be taught a lesson. I would always catch up to them at a red light and shake my head no in disapproval and do a thumbs down.

Then one day a driver I did that to stuck his hand out the window and waved a handgun in my direction. Looks like he had something to prove and wanted to teach me a lesson, too.

Lesson learned: no matter what, you never, ever try to shame, scold, escalate, or “teach a lesson” to another driver. Ever. You have no idea what that person may do, and how quickly they can end your life. Would be a shame for you to wind up on the news as a dead person and your family to learn you were killed due to road rage.

Over a decade since that incident, I’m married and would never do such a thing. If I had children, especially when in my car, I’d hate for them to see negative/retaliation behavior come from me - or worse, for them to see me exhibit any kind of road rage. I’m now older, wiser, and a much safer driver and better human being all around.

Granted if someone tried a hit and run, I’d be on the phones with the cops and would follow them from a distance enough to get a good description and tag numbers.

Edit: Yes, I’m American. How did you know?

KpntAutismus,

username checks out tho, at least you have that going for ya.

wellee,

That’s the right thing to do though. You’re indicating switching lanes, finished passing, and they’re in the fast lane. I just assume they need to pull off at the next exit and ignore it.

praise_idleness, in that's how it works, right?

I think this a lot too but at the end of the day, it won’t be much fun of a hobby when you don’t even need any practices. Part of having a nice hobby for me is having that moment when all the gradual works pay off.

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’ve seen it described as humans need some general ideas to feel like life has a point.

I’ve seen it broken down as autonomy (the feeling of driving your own destiny), mastery (the feeling of mastering a subject), and purpose (the feeling that what you’re doing “means something”).

Hobbies often fill the niche of “mastery” despite not improving our lives appreciably outwardly.

KpntAutismus, in Lemmy isn't what I expected but I love this place

that and communists, a lot of communists.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

And not always the chill “I live on a commune and make shirts out of hemp” communists. We’re talking about the “let’s have an armed revolution” communists.

KpntAutismus,

and “if you don’t boycot everything remotely connected to right-wingers you’re a nazi” has happened to me more than once.

in the german communities you’re also very likely to be heavily insulted if you express your enhusiasm for cars, letalone trying to explain why we can’t switch everyone over to either public transportation or EVs.

jabathekek, in chow time
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

Iamsqueegee,

You remember the face of your father.

llamapocalypse,

They do not meme with their keyboard, they meme with their heart.

Spot,
@Spot@startrek.website avatar

Thankee sai. …man, my auto correct hated that!

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH,

Dang. This brought back memories. I might have to do a reread of those books. I remember being disappointed with the last few books.

Gormadt, in The best part of driving a shitbox is that I don't have to care too much about it.
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Facts right there

Especially with the recent ice storm

People in brand new $90k+ vehicles tailgating my 17 year old Kia like it’ll make me go faster

KpntAutismus,

it’s like the joker scene in dark knight “come on, hit me. i want you to do it.”

Pandawhiskers, in Have mercy on our souls

My first name starts with a G and it’s soft. Many people will read it and pronounce it hard. This argument is for my identity

elfin8er,

Okay Geoff.

dukk,

Hey, Gerome.

spaxxor, in I'm tired, Boss

Remember, according to the small Canadian man, adblock is theft

onlooker,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Piracy, actually, but yes. That tweet was such a dumpster fire. All it accomplished was it showed how grossly misinformed Linus was about this topic. How ad blocking equals copyright infringement is beyond me.

flamingo_pinyata, in Who betrayed him for 21.6 pieces of silver?

Jesus also spent some time in jail.

If you use 72% of a cross is it still a crucifiction? That’s like both arms and one foot nailed.

lugal,

Early depictions show a T-shaped cross so arguably, Jesus himself was only 72% crucified

prettybunnys,

The “top” part of the cross is kinda unnecessary unless you crucify upside down…. FWIW

flamingo_pinyata,

<sad St. Peter noises>

AngryCommieKender,

They did that to some of the apostles, IIRC

prettybunnys, (edited )

Crucifixion was done in a multitude of ways, at the end of the day they didn’t care how you died and it was often changed to prolong the suffering if they wanted to.

Upside down, sideways, face first, face up, if the suffocation version didn’t get you exposure would.

It was designed to punish you for the rest of your life, so to speak.

someguy3, (edited ) in Lemmy isn't what I expected but I love this place

Lemmy. The final frontier.

These are the forums of the Lemmy communities.

Its continuing mission to explore strange new posts. To seek out new memes and new discussions.

To boldly go where no social media has gone before.

VubDapple,

Cue Theramin

SpiceDealer, in Yeah, well...
@SpiceDealer@lemmy.world avatar

If there’s one I’ve learned after being on the internet for 17 years, it’s this; you can throw an entire mountain of evidence at a conspiracy theorist and they STILL won’t believe you.

isthereany, (edited )

Meanwhile back in reality…

  • Fluoride in drinking water isn’t safe
  • Iraq doesn’t have WMDs and we destroyed their country killing millions for some other reason
  • The government is spying on everything you do
  • JFK assassination must be shady since they keep refusing to release the final documents on it
  • New world order (globalism) is real and now they openly hold meetings and promote the idea
  • The vaccines were not “safe and effective” and many people were maimed and injured for a non-sterilizing vaccine that could never have stopped COVID
  • UFOs apparently do exist and Congress is admitting it
  • The government is brain washing people (MKUltra)
  • The internet is all bots and shills (Dead internet)
  • Many powerful people are pedophiles

Just a handful of “crazy conspiracy theories” that are all seemingly accepted as true now.

chocosoldier, (edited )

um… no? no these aren’t all accepted as true now. a couple of those things are, and a couple more are kinda halfway to reality but the rest… dude you need to examine your media diet, someone’s feeding you bullshit

isthereany,

Many powerful people are pedophiles

Undeniably true

The internet is all bots and shills (Dead internet)

Undeniably true and getting worse every day now

The government is brain washing people (MKUltra)

Undeniably true

UFOs apparently do exist and Congress is admitting it

Undeniably true, were just halfway to the reality of what they are but weird UFOs apparently do exist

The vaccines were not “safe and effective” and many people were maimed and injured for a non-sterilizing vaccine that could never have stopped COVID

Undeniably true. They were saying “safe and effective” before they even knew it had heightened myocarditis risk. The risk to young men in particular is very high and much higher than any risk they faced from COVID.

New world order (globalism) is real and now they openly hold meetings and promote the idea

Undeniably true. WEF just had their meeting. Countries are signing away rights to WHO. Politicians openly used the words “new world order” several times during COVID.

JFK assassination must be shady since they keep refusing to release the final documents on it

Halfway to reality.

The government is spying on everything you do

Undeniably true. There’s a guy in Russia and another in prison in the UK who proved that one already.

Iraq doesn’t have WMDs and we destroyed their country killing millions for some other reason

Undeniably true.

Fluoride in drinking water isn’t safe

Halfway to reality, it’s already admitted now previous studies to prove safety were deeply flawed, and new studies are showing risk of neurological damage.

chocosoldier, (edited )

I’m not sure if you’re being ironic or if you’re literally the meme personified. scrolls profile holy shit yeah bro you need to unplug for a minute, you got the brainworms bad

isthereany,

Yet you refute nothing. It’s obviously true many ridiculed “conspiracy theories” have been proven.

chocosoldier,

real talk my dude, given the whining about reverse racism in your post history (not to mention the extreme-right narratives you like to parrot) and the antisemitic dogwhistle you dropped in this thread I don’t care to even try to engage you about any of it.

stratosfear,

Read The Demon-Haunted World

Metal_Zealot, (edited )
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

Undeniably True

Backed up with no evidence or thought, lol

KairuByte, (edited )
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

My god the amount of delusion in this comment is insane.

  • Yes it is. It is undeniably true that fluoride improves tooth health, and improves your health overall as a result.
  • I don’t believe it was ever a conspiracy theory that there weren’t WMDs. At least nothing beyond some random ass people in some corner of the internet. If we are including them though, literally everything is a conspiracy theory.
  • This isn’t true. The fact that they need to pay companies for information they can’t legally get elsewhere is proof of this. If they were spying on everything, they’d already know everything and there would be no crime. Unless you’re denying that assasination attempts happen on top government officials?
  • This isn’t even something that’s been proven beyond “well they haven’t said nothing happened so that means something happened!”
  • New world order is just bullshit. There’s never any actual proof of this theory beyond “omg government officials talk to each other! Conspiracy confirmed!”
  • Take your anti vaccine bullshit elsewhere. There is a mountain of evidence to support the “safe and effective” claims, and the people who try to debunk it literally don’t even understand what they are talking about. If you cross reference their data or what they claim something means, the holes are obvious. It’s the dunning center effect mixed with “I did my own research.”
  • UFOs existing was never “admitted to” by Congress. No more than “Jewish space lasers” starting forest fires. Three people said something in front of Congress, presented no evidence, and some of it wasn’t even first hand knowledge. How is that a confirmation exactly?
  • MKUltra was not what people claimed was happening when it comes to brain washing. The claim is almost always about sleeper agents who don’t know they are brainwashed carrying out activities only when they are “activated.” While I don’t doubt this has been attempted, it’s literally impossible with our understanding of the human brain at present.
  • Are you admitting you’re a bot? Or a shill?
  • This is just a given. Many powerful people are also: Sadistic, masochistic, like being pissed on, like pissing on people, are gay, are trans, are intersex, are murderers, sleep more than 10 hours a day. This is just how things work. If you get a large enough group of people, you’ll be able to find a subset that match any criteria you set.
HawlSera,

Aren’t you literally not supposed to swallow flouride?

FiskFisk33,

Cyanide is famously deadly, yet you eat it every time you eat an apple. Concentration matters.

Table salt would also kill you if you ate 1cup/2,5dl of it in one sitting.

redcalcium,

The fluoride concentration in tap water is like 0.7mg/l. Toxic dose is 60 mg/kg, but 0.2 mg/kg is enough to cause some gastrointestinal discomfort. If I chug 16 liters of tap waters after I brushed my teeth I’ll have some gastrointestinal discomfort from fluoride but I’ll probably die from water poisoning first.

KairuByte, (edited )
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

High concentrations of fluoride, sure. It’ll upset your stomach. Can even be toxic if you drink too much, but we’re talking over 10mg a day, when most of the time 1L of water has 0.7mg of fluoride. So unless you’re drinking over 14 liters of water a day, you’ll be just fine. And if you’re drinking that much water, you’re already at risk of water intoxication which is more concerning.

But in order to actually cause real harm you’re going to need to be eating large amounts of toothpaste and such.

Edit: To put this into perspective. Vitamin A, an essential vitamin humans require, which we literally go blind without (among other things) can be toxic when you take more than 3mg of it a day. That’s less than a third of fluoride. Just because something can become toxic in higher doses doesn’t mean it’s toxic when used properly.

barsoap, (edited )

Fluoride might be sufficiently safe in the drinking water and it’s slightly effective but you know what would actually help? Dental hygiene. Fluoride in a form that actually stays with the teeth for more than a split second and has a chance to soak in instead of being drunk, i.e. toothpaste. Fluor in tap water is an absolute stop-gap measure introduced by a country which can’t be arsed to have universal healthcare, they apparently can’t even be arsed to have a campaign to get people to brush their fucking teeth.

Stop-gap measure like the Teletubbies. No, wait, hear me out: The whole thing is a very scientific, and successful, way to teach basic language skills to toddlers parked in front of the TV. It does the maximum possible in the situation but the results are still worse than plain old interactions with actual people.

wuphysics87,

Fluoride is more than slightly effective. It’s the most sucessful public health project in history. It’s saved millions of lives, is cheap AF, and is completely trivial to distribute.

barsoap,

The human body can’t turn dietary fluoride into harder enamel, it has to stay on the teeth, topically, for a while to soak in. As such drinking water is a suboptimal way of going about applying it to teeth. Fluoride in toothpaste is highly effective. Dentists applying highly-concentrated fluoride stuff directly to your teeth even more. In people who actually get their teeth made resilient by such measures fluoridated drinking water has exactly zero impact as the teeth can’t get more resilient, in people who don’t, well, it’s something, a little step. There’s a reason Europe isn’t fluoridating drinking water: We don’t have huge segments of the population falling through the gaps of the health system.

is cheap AF, and is completely trivial to distribute.

And if you were Brasil or India that would make sense. The US, OTOH, does not have an excuse when it comes to stingy with more effective measures: You have the resources to do better.

chocosoldier,

The benefits were overstated but isn’t “unsafe” the way our tinfoil-chapeaued comrade wants us to believe

isthereany, (edited )

You’re the only who had a negative take but actually responded. That’s encouraging that you aren’t a bot. I’ll just focus on this one though.

This isn’t true. The fact that they need to pay companies for information they can’t legally get elsewhere is proof of this.

You might want to read what Snowden revealed. You’re trying to argue none of those things are true but like I said, they’re undeniably true. You’re just uninformed as to the truth of it. If you’d like to know more then you should admit this one is undeniably true and I’d be happy to source the others. There were many things revealed but you can start with “Prism.”

www.theguardian.com/…/us-tech-giants-nsa-data

It was already shown the US government is decrypting all internet traffic, storing all internet traffic in their data center in Utah, that they monitor all video, audio, and text communications. That they wire tap all phone communications and store it. All of this is done without a warrant and in violation of the constitution. They claim it is legal because they don’t look at the data until they have a legal justification. So, they say they’re not spying because even though they’re spying on you, they only look at wire tap data if they have some way to legally justify it. They say it’s legal because if you communicate in any way that a foreign person might receive it then they’re actually spying on the foreign person’s communication even though your data is the one being stored as well. They say it’s legal because they only search records “related to a target.” So if they find one bad guy they can find anyone with a link to them out to a factor of 100. Have you heard of 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon? Imagine 100 degrees and that you have a relationship if you post something on Lemmy for example with EVERYONE who views it. So if some bad guy overseas views your Lemmy post you’re now connected to them and can be spied on using only the justification that they need to spy on that bad guy and anyone they “communicate with.”

Your answer might refer to specific branches of the government. Obviously someone working in government grant reviews for agriculture isn’t spying on everyone. But yes, the government as a whole is spying on everything you do. What’s the point of sourcing anything else if no one can even accept this simple one that even the main stream media covered extensively over the last decade? I mean, they even just reauthorized the program a few weeks ago.

www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/…/ar-AA1lw8T1

Of course, the average person pays no attention but it doesn’t make it untrue. It’s sad when people are so uninformed and propagandized that they can’t even accept the truths the government has admitted to, defended in court, and continues to authorize even as recently as a few weeks ago. Section 702. Another thread you can look into. There were a lot of threads and it goes far beyond what most people are even able to admit to themselves is technically possible such as the TLS (https, you know the lock on your browser) being easily back doored by the government. After all the entire basis of web encryption relies on “trust” of the certificate authorities who only need to be given a National Security Letter (another thread you can look into) such as when the Reddit canary was removed (another thread you can look into) in order for the government to abuse their position of “trust.”

You would need to review all of these programs, understand the technology being discussed, and then you might be able to accept that, yes, the government is spying on you without a warrant and basically any electronic record you create is stored in an NSA database at a minimum. Then you’d also have to get people to begin to understand just how many records exist about their activity. That’s a whole other discussion.

This is just one item. Notice all the responses are “thats crazy, you’re a crazy person” but no one wants to actually engage in a discussion or refute the points. You’re the only one who made an effort. Look at how much I had to type up and source for just that one point and you might still try to argue and say it’s not true. I don’t have time to type a book in response to things people can look up themselves if they care to know the truth because if they don’t care to look it up they won’t care to read or understand me anyway.

Metal_Zealot,
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

Jeez, you need a glass of Kool-Aid to wash all that bullshit down with? You seem like the type to drink Kool-Aid

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

On the internet your identity is a collection of the opinions that you wrote under that name. So if you changing your opinion on anything you’re changing your identity.

All the more difficult if you use your own name as your identity and you have acquired followers because of the opinions you’ve expressed.

LemmyKnowsBest, in chow time

I read somewhere recently that she was not alone in that airplane. She had a man co-pilot. Is this true or not?

Bayz0r,

Yes, she was with Fred Noonan, her navigator.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Great, that’s what I thought. So why does nobody ever talk about him? Surely coconut crabs feasted on him too.

CluckN, (edited )

The crabs wanted Noona-him

LemmyKnowsBest,

So why was Amelia Earhart famed for being the first woman to fly solo around the world? She was not solo.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Because people have bad memories and aren’t good at spotting precise language choices in the first place.

cerulean_blue,

Because she wasn’t. She was the first woman to fly Solo across the Atlantic. The fated flight would have seen her become the first woman to Fly around the world, no mention of being Solo.

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited ) in Being the only able-bodied guy in my building
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Unless you own the building, you are not obligated to take care of this, the landlord is.

If they aren’t doing that, report them to the city.

Good looking out for your neighbors, but don’t let your landlord neglect shit.

Edit:

In the United States, the Americans with Disabilities act requires landlords to provide their tenants with a habitable place to live (because that’s what they’re paying for).

Additionally, if anyone slips and falls on a property, the owner is legally liable. Those are facts: It doesn’t matter how you feel about them, they are what they are.

Downvoting the person informing you won’t change anything.

Downvote away if it makes you feel better, but if you’re a landlord, maintain your fucking property and take care of your people! Don’t be a piece of shit slumlord.

aeharding,
@aeharding@lemmy.world avatar

Mowing and shoveling is standard lease stuff where I live.

(But not things like clearing gutters or worrying about ice dams)

RubberElectrons,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Really? Can I ask where that is, because that sounds crazy.

aeharding,
@aeharding@lemmy.world avatar

Madison Wisconsin USA

RubberElectrons, (edited )
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

I guess every area has it’s own weirdness… in my part of California, we have to provide our own refrigerators for our rentals! What!

Liz,

That’s gotta be a local thing. I have a hard time seeing landlord snow removal making it into federal law (assuming you’re American).

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

If a disabled person lives there, then (in the US) landlords are legally obligated to provide the disabled renter with a habitable living space under the Americans with Disabilities act, which is federal.

It’s also worth pointing out, that anywhere in the US, if a person slips and falls on your property you (but mostly your insurance company probably) are responsible. So the landlord is open to additional liability there even if there are no local laws regarding snow removal simply because they are the owner of the property.

Liz,

Great point in that first paragraph. In the second paragraph, it’s my understanding that you can’t sue if there was no expectation of safety. If the path isn’t cleared in the slightest, then you’re not liable. I also know that in some areas the owner can just write into the lease “you guys have to clear the snow” and it becomes the tenant’s responsibility.

Anyway, fucking, clear your sidewalks people, be nice.

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

You can sue for literally any reason you like in the US. Doesn’t guarantee success of course and you might even end up being liable for court costs in addition to your own lawyer (if you hire one) but even if the lawsuit fails, being sued is a pain in the ass to begin with so why even open up the opportunity? Just shovel the damn snow or hire someone to take care of it especially if you are renting to disabled people.

Slumlords will downvote but fuck those assholes.

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