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SovietyWoomy, in They're not even hiding it

They both deserve to be impeached and executed for killing and disabling millions with their covid policies

imPastaSyndrome,

What

Darkrai,
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I'm also wondering what, they could be bitching in either direction.

imPastaSyndrome,

Hexbear, it’s likely from repeated head injury.

WYLD_STALLYNS,
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WYLD_STALLYNS, in They're not even hiding it
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AceFuzzLord, in superior

Only time I go back is when I’m searching for something and cannot find what I’m looking for elsewhere. Despite leaving and deleting my account, I still find myself having to go back due to the inferiority of other resources and it sucks.

Thankfully I have never had to go to their actual website or the old(dot)reddit website either because I can still get access through northboots’ libreddit instance.

rotopenguin, in save it for later
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But I might need 99 of every potion for the last boss!

papalonian, in save it for later

So I decided while playing Fallout 4 (around the time it came out) that I was going to try to break this habit, because it meant I never got to use any of the cool shit.

I made this decision while retaking the castle, fighting the queen crab thing. I used all the mini nukes I had on it.

Those who have played the game knows what happens next... after killing the queen, the king emerges. Way bigger, way harder to kill.

I've been a hardcore no exceptions hoarder ever since

Anal_Fornicator_,

Maybe I’m having a mandela effect moment but I don’t remember a “way bigger, way harder to kill” mirelurk king after the queen. The mirelurk king in-game is the size of a deathclaw tops and I think it’s stats are definitely weaker when compared to the queens. Is there a special one that spawns after the queen that I am forgetting?

RavindraNemandi,
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You are definitely right, not sure what this guy is on about.

MrMagnesium12, in You have 1 wish...
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May I introduce you: webxcel

doeknius_gloek,

What the fuck. Thanks for sharing!

goa_mpu, in Hornets
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How is that a meme?

snowe,
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It isn’t. Just like 90% of the stuff posted here

goa_mpu,
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Why do you post it in memes then?

snowe,
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Wasn’t my post. I was commiserating with you.

OsrsNeedsF2P, in Drake has questionable judgement about who he texts

This post was upvoted by the Top > Hour gang

Bartsbigbugbag, in The EU has finally won this one!

Lightning was significantly ahead of the competition when it came out in 2012. Micro-USB is a terrible collection of ports. C came out two years later though, and quickly surpassed Lightning in almost every way.

WaLLy3K,

The amount of USB type ports I’ve seen where the ‘tongue’ has been absolutely mangled is mind boggling — an issue that Lightning completely bypassed.

For example, I’m repairing some kids PS5 and both back USB ports have had their pins twisted and the plastic snapped off. The HDMI port pins are lifting from the mainboard and the front of the unit is scratched to high hell. I see some of the worst treated tech at my job, and those plastic bits get damaged a lot. While Apple needed to move to USB-C six years ago with the iPhone X, I will respect Lightning for this one thing.

null_recurrent,

And yet I never have USBC problems, but had multiple I phones that started failing to charge via the wired port.

terminhell,

All cables have issues. One thing I see often only with iPhone cables are they’re always falling apart, especially the outer parts near the end.

gotrandom, in Drake has questionable judgement about who he texts

Top 6hr for me.

mustardman, in Show everyone what you got, honey.

Dude you’re single handedly carrying the Lemmy meme community and I appreciate it.

ZC3rr0r, in You have 1 wish...

Microsoft spent years and years trying to get people to not use Excel as a database, until they eventually had to give up hope that anyone who doesn’t know the difference would voluntarily use Access, so they started adding database-like functionality to Excel to meet their customer’s demands and try to make the experience at least a little bit less painful.

This is a real-life case of “meet the user where they are” despite the designer’s wishes, because even within Microsoft, there is strong agreement on not using Excel as a DB.

TheFerrango, in You have 1 wish...

Should’ve been the version saying:

Geanie: “It is done”

Person: “But… nothing changed”

G: “Correct”

janAkali, in You have 1 wish...

3gb CSV file goes brrrr…

Ho_Chi_Chungus, in Avocados on the house
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Clerk: “Um, sir, that doesn’t look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?”

  • The jig is up. Run
  • Apologize profusely
  • [Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don’t know what fruits are

EVEN 58%

+1 You look terribly frazzled

This is a Red Check. It can not be retried

de-dice-6 de-dice-5

de-rhetoric Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] “Is this not a banana?” You say in the most genuine tone you can muster

de-savoir-faire Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back

The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression

Clerk: “Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana”

de-half-light Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this

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