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ShranTheWaterPoloFan, in Why must we be done this way?

What would you prefer the school do?

How could they motivate you to actually pay attention in class instead of playing with your phone? Honestly ask yourself if this “addressing motivation” would make geometry more interesting than tiktok.

Nobsi, in Why must we be done this way?
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“oh no i cannot play on my phone, how could school be so cruel”

evlogii, in Every day, EVERY - DAY

Please never defederate commies! It’s hilarious! 😆

dartos,

It def adds some flavor to the social media political scene

emberwit, in Please discuss.

No, a sandwich is made from slices of bread.

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

What about an Ice Cream Sandwich? No bread, but sandwich is in the name.

balderdash9, in Take me to your leader.
Hovenko, in Bias
@Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

People are retarded.

hungryphrog,

When will we stop throwing slurs around?

Draegur, in Lying to yourself isn’t really lying is it?

NO

RIGHT NOW

RIGHT THIS SECOND

TOMORROW MAY BE TOO LATE

STAND UP AND STRETCH

TOUCH THE FLOOR, THEN THE CEILING

DO IT AGAIN, AT LEAST 10 TIMES

ONE DAY YOU WILL WAKE UP AND DISCOVER YOUR BODY IS INCAPABLE OF THIS AND IT WILL DESTROY YOU MENTALLY AND EMOTIONALLY. THE DESTRUCTION YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW CAN ALWAYS FEEL WORSE, AND IT WILL BE INFINITELY SO IF A SEDENTARY LIFE DISABLES YOU

SO STAND THE FUCK UP AND DO THOSE FUCKING SQUATS

WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

The_Picard_Maneuver, in damnit ted
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

That was 2017?!

If you had asked me before reading this, I could’ve easily said it was just last year.

xerazal, in The Democratic National Committee showing its true face

Unfortunately in the two party duopoly, they’re the best we’ve got.

UlyssesT,

football-lucy Harm reduction, bro. This time it will be different, bro. football-charlie-brown

AntiOutsideAktion,
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We don’t ‘got’ them. They’re the enemy. This is a post about them showing you that they’re explicitly hostile to you, your politics, and the concept of democracy.

UlyssesT, in The Democratic National Committee showing its true face

football-lucy Harm reduction, bro. This time it will be different, bro. football-charlie-brown

nickwitha_k,

I do see value in harm reduction, TBH. Dems are shit but, statistically, anti-electoralism is functionally equivalent to voting for the far-right. So, I see it as a way to at least make it take some work for politicians to pretend that the tenets of neoliberalism and fascism are supported by as wide a group as claimed and attempt to reduce their influence in local elections (ex. the coordinated efforts to subvert school boards and have [further] right-wing propaganda taught as fact).

Don’t mistake this as actually thinking that Libs are going to help unless forced, though. They’re absolutely Lucy in the picture.

UlyssesT,

I do see value in harm reduction

Categorically, regarding the still-open concentration camps across the southern border, the murderously neglectful lack of a meaningful covid response, the expanded oil drilling and permissive retention of the previous regime’s planet-burning deregulation policies and the tax cuts and kickbacks to the rick being maintained, harm is not being reduced at this point.

conditional_soup, in I need answers

I am a computer programmer, this is exactly how it works. Why else do you think electronics have fans in them if not to blow fresh, crisp wifi in and stale, soggy wifi out?

DrinkMonkey, in *shots fired*

This works both for bullets and measles

Holzkohlen,

Why exactly are Americans not vaccinating their kids?

dunestorm,
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And freckles lol

scrubbles, in I’ll fight anyone who shits on Gen Z
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https://poptalk.scrubbles.tech/pictrs/image/c08ee296-4a6c-403b-b8ac-7e92c8bd5bce.png

I’m definitely too old, but as a Millennial I love Gen Z. They got their funny internet things, their doom memes, their music, and I say go for it. They’re picking up and running with the rights for all, they’re more open than we even are, and it’s just awesome to see. People love to make fun of the younger generation but are so quick to forget what we were actually like back then.

SwampYankee,

You didn’t have to say you were a millennial. The Weeds meme was enough.

BorgDrone, in The EU has finally won this one!

Lightning is/was actually pretty great. Also remember that it was introduced before USB-C even existed.

Pfnic, in The EU has finally won this one!

Yes, Lightning was better than MicroUSB but by now I hope we can all agree, that it has overstayed its welcome

kernelle,

When apple changed to lightning it was in the middle of the accessory hype where there were loads of accessories using the 30-pin. People where outraged because they could no longer use any of their accessories. Apple then commited to lightning for 10 years in order to sooth the public image. This was 11 years ago, and they didn’t switch last year to cut costs, but I’d argue it only overstayed it’s welcome for a year.

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