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Subject6051, in Well deary, I wouldn't want to get in any trouble

As an Indian, I would like to congratulate everyone here, you tax returns are here, but there is a spelling mistake in your name and it would take $5000 to correct it, please call 1800420SCAM to get your refund.

bad jokes aside, these are the scum of the country and I am sorry for this shit.

Empricorn,

If we’re apologizing for national issues that aren’t our fault, I’d like to say sorry for mass-shootings, exploiting poor people and the widening wealth-gap, and (worst of all) obnoxiously loud Americans abroad!

Getallen,

As a dutchie, i’d like to be sorry for not stopping slavery earlier, the NSB, and Auschwitz!

bernieecclestoned, in JBP has got u bro

Is he the guy that went to Russia for coma treatment?

Ukuli,

Yup, to cure benzo habit.

WilloftheWest,

“Depression is a myth; tidy your room. Also, I’ve been clinically depressed for my whole adult life and I shamble from one crisis to another.”

PsychedSy,

Does he say depression is a myth? And when you get a little respite from the darkness, picking up the depression den a bit feels amazing.

HiddenLayer5, in A thousand miles
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To be fair, he did say he’d walk to her if he had no other way. However, since there are said planes, trains and cars, he’s just being efficient.

reverendsteveii, in I'm not even sure I want to know

Its a 6 sided bear, the peak of the polygonal phylogeny.

Monomouse

Duodugong

Traye-aye

Quadferret

Pentacoyote

Hexbear

Heptaherpeton - this is the furthest we’ve discovered in the polygonal phylogeny but research indicates the likely existence of an octorca as well

MrRazamataz, in Another Starfield Post
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question is how many of yers have paid for it huh

youhavemykeys, in Another Starfield Post

i’ve seen a couple of people play the start, it looked fun

balderdash9, in Be there for your ladies

I don’t want to sound like an incel, and I like eating vag/salad as much as the next guy, but imagine this image with the genders reversed

Maddie, in F's in the chat
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F

…uck Spez

OberonSwanson,
balderdash9,
poeticstuff, in JBP has got u bro

This kind of post is what I was hoping to leave behind with Reddit.

JokeDeity, in This is why my legs are thicc

I wish there was a separate meme community for normal memes and these Zoomer memes. I just can’t find the humor in so many of these. Like what does this text really do that’s funnier than easily readable text? Why are the images always like 4 clear pixels and the rest a blur?

DessertStorms,
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I too wish there was a separate meme community, where those who have never contributed to a meme community can go to whine about the content of the existing meme communities instead of scrolling past things they don't understand or like and moving on with their lives. I just can't find any fucks to give about your need to make everything about you and your personal taste. Like, what does this whining achieve? Why are there always people who think everything on earth needs to cater directly to them, and if it doesn't it must be bad?

(hint: instead, you can just block and move along, just like I've done with you!)

darvocet, in Girlfriend sent me this, dont know how to take it.

Congrats on the balls dude.

ForestOrca, in God damn them all.
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A letter of marque came from the king

can,

To the scummiest vessel I’ve ever seen

TheMightyCanuck,
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GOD DAMN THEM ALL

gruvn,

I was told!

chumbalumber,

We’d cruise the seas

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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For American gold

CulturedLout,

We’d fire no guns, shed no tears!

Bloodwoodsrisen,
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But I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier

TheMightyCanuck,
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The LAST of barrets privateers

holycrap, in Seems like a better use for it to me

I, too, would use this chair to feed tacos to my dog.

lemmy, in come on
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If you believe there is anything you can do about this. Then you are naive. There are almost eight billion of us. We have an immense industry. People not worrying about things like that is normal. Because they are to busy feeding there children. Trying to live a little. Also why do people think that you can stop climate change. The dice has been rolled. Alea iacta est.

intrepid,

It has become fashionable for some to take a defeatist condescending stance like this when it comes to issues that affect everyone. If you think it makes you look smart, it doesn’t. These are pressing issues and people have to take action. If you don’t want to, go ahead and disappear. But don’t talk down to those who are and those who are calling for it.

snooggums, in Steal from the poor, give to the rich
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I thought trickle down economics sounded bad, but apparently it was the more appealing image.

OberonSwanson,

Potato, potatoe?

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