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blargbluuk, in This would work on me
troglodytis, in This would work on me

Hey, are you a cigarette?

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

Why? Because I’m smoking?

gsfraley,

Haha thanks you too

blanketswithsmallpox,

You are what you… What you eat?

TheDarksteel94,

I’ve seen someone do that. A whole pack.

troglodytis,

Na, cause I wanna get lit and put you in my butt

troglodytis,

Wait, no

Cause my butt is lit and I’m drooling on you

troglodytis, (edited )

Wait Wait… No

Cause I’m objectifying you so much it’s life threatening, but it’s ok cause society normalized me

AVincentInSpace,

Nailed it

Master,

Because being around you gave me cancer.

SayJess,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Bah gawd! That man has a family!

Darkenfolk,

*had.

jabathekek, in Always on that grind
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

I thought it was a dirty pun, but indeed, I was the dirty one.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

David Cameron?

conorab,

Porky Prime himself!

wreckedcarzz, in universal struggle bait
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

The first time I saw this, I was in high school - which is a long fucking time ago. At least color the port blue to indicate 3.0 speeds… keep with the times my guy.

CarbonIceDragon, in universal struggle bait
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

I just look at the port and the USB connector and see which side the plastic bit inside is blocking and which side is open, can get them right every time if you take 2 seconds to look at them

MrFunnyMoustache,

Unless you’re plugging it in a dark place in the back of a PC and you forgot to bring your phone… So you just try and see which orientation is correct.

AnyOldName3,
@AnyOldName3@lemmy.world avatar

If things are done according to the spec, the logo’s engraved/embossed on one side and not the other, so you can learn to feel that and get it right first time even in the dark.

inmatarian, (edited ) in universal struggle bait
@inmatarian@lemmy.world avatar

The USB logo is supposed to face up relative to the way the port is mounted on the motherboard. USB’s port isn’t flush with the case, so the flip and flip again action can be skipped if you wiggle the plug up and down and left and right to actually enter the port and not just be stuck in between the case and the outside of the port.

Klear, in universal struggle bait

Perfectly normal behaviour for all fermions.

not_that_guy05, in universal struggle bait

You forgot to finger it after the second try to see if it’s the correct hole…

Marduk73,
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar
IndiBrony, in universal struggle bait
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

USB’s are made from pure electrons. They need to rotate 720 degrees before they make a full turn.

LouisGarbuor, in universal struggle bait

If you put the empty side towards the top of the machine, that works first try 95% of the time. For desktops, the top of the machine is motherboard side up.

brokenlcd,

That only works if the pc is laying on the long side; most modern pc cases are made to stand only on the short side; kind of a bummer for people like me that still have a desk made to have the pc under the monitor

LouisGarbuor,

That is what I meant. With desktops that are short side down, the motherboard side with the CPU socket, PCIe slots, etc. should be considered as upwards

brokenlcd,

Oh right, sorry i didn’t realise you had already wiritten it.

LouisGarbuor,

No worries, I probably could have worded it better anyways

HopFlop,

Yeah but cant you just remember the orientation of your USB porta after having used them for a couple of years?

BlanK0, in universal struggle bait

Me every time 😂

OpenStars, in universal struggle bait
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! :-P

j/k, you can stay, here’s a couch if you want a nap: 🛋️

SnotFlickerman, in This would work on me
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Pin worms dude.

Rampsquatch,

Basic hygiene my dude.

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Literally nobody’s ass is that clean.

cuchilloc,

Literally eating ass for 14 years, never got an itchy butt. If someone has them, they would know and maybe not even want to have genital sex. The best sex happens with people you can trust.

AVincentInSpace,

genital sex

as opposed to…?

cuchilloc,

Munching ass, no genitals involved. There are more examples, hopefully you can use your imagination so we don’t have to list them. A web search might also prove fruitful .

Cosmonauticus,

Never thought I’d read something so wholesome and true in a thread about licking butthole

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Sweetest thing I’ve read all day and it’s about eating ass

SnotFlickerman, in universal struggle bait
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
brokenlcd,

We resolved nothing; ya still gotta try to align the connector 2-3 times before it actually fits.

HRDS_654,

Sounds like a skill issue. lol

Please_RTFA,

Impressive

Shady_Shiroe, in starting 2024 strong with turnip boy robs a bank
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

I just can’t bring myself to game more than an hour a day, really miss my younger self.

lobelia581,

i saw a post once talking about how people think they had more energy when they were younger, but it’s actually because they now using more time and energy to take care of themselves. i’d like to believe that’s true

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