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magnetosphere, (edited ) in Yeh seriously
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

Just don’t engage with anyone who unfairly accuses you of “antisemitism”. Antisemitism is indeed a serious problem, but it doesn’t apply here. There is a huge difference between criticizing a government and criticizing a religion, but some people can’t/won’t accept that.

People who casually throw the word “antisemitism” around are usually too emotionally invested to have a real conversation, and/or they’re just trying to put you on the defensive. Never be afraid to abandon a conversation. You are not required to respond to anything someone says.

TheFriendlyDickhead,

The peoblem is that at demonstrations against Israel there are a lot of people who confuse that. So there actually is a lot of antisemitism happening. Some people who are strongly antisemitic just take the whole conflict as an excuse. Ofc not the majority, but there are allways idiots.

greenskye,

Basically any movement against bad people who happen to be part of a minority seems to get hijacked by bigoted people eventually.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

It just means we have to do a bit of extra labour to make sure our movements are not infiltrated by shitbirds. I was just at a protest this weekend, and was pleased by the handful of signs I saw specifically denouncing anti-semitism.

Yes, it sucks that we have to throw in what feels like a parenthetical, while people are bleeding out under tonnes of rubble, but y’know, I guess that’s just where we’re at as a species right now.

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

True. It happens in reverse, too. Sometimes people try to disguise hateful antisemitism as a valid political discussion.

TGhost,
@TGhost@lemmy.ml avatar

Where do you come from all ?

Here in France, you even have the far right who is 100% racist and antisemitic , who start to be accepted by the average population, as defensor of the Jews and being seen as an wall to protect them…

Because here in France, they have made the movement against antisemitic a movement against Arabs and assimilated.

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

American here. The progressives among us despise the fact that bigotry is becoming more and more acceptable. We’re supposed to be outgrowing that shit, not encouraging it!

TGhost,
@TGhost@lemmy.ml avatar

Thanks for tour answer.

Clearly for your last sentence :'(

Progressive are pretty dead here and have no visibility at all.

ArmokGoB,

This whole thing has given antisemites plausible deniability to express their hateful views. It’s impossible to tell who is anti-Israel because of antisemitism and who is anti-Israel for other reasons.

Kanda,

Not celebrating the war crimes is clearly anti-Semitism. Remember to pay your taxes so Israel can have more weapons

SuckMyWang,

I’m not a fan of this war. Just a reminder of the massive war crimes hamas committed to reignite this though. Zero justification for either side to commit them but also seems strange ignoring theirs in favour of Israel’s

qnick,
@qnick@lemmy.world avatar

People who celebrate the massacre of Jews are certainly criticizing the government.

eestileib,

Ok, as soon as any of those show up I’ll be sure to treat them with the contempt they deserve.

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

There is a huge difference between criticizing a government and criticizing a religion

Agreed, but I don’t think it’s religious bigotry; I think it’s racial bigotry. Antisemitism is a form of racism. Do you think the Nazis gave atheist Jews a free pass?

blue_zephyr,

Criticising Judaism doesn’t make you an anti-semite. There’s valid criticisms to be raised against most religions, this can be done without resorting to hostility or prejudice.

Jamil,

Some can’t voice their views without putting their livelihoods on the line. We need protections for people to voice their opinions on Zionism without being labeled an anti-Semite.

stolid_agnostic,

It also turns out that people get angry when you point out that Palestinians are Semites.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in i missed my true calling
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Yet again our modern oligarchs show how lame they are.

dumples,
@dumples@kbin.social avatar

Exactly. Do better with your money. Hire garden hermits. Make beautiful timeless jewelry or make your own museum. What do they do? Spend it on Super PACs, cars, ugly modern houses and stupid business investments.

SuperIce, (edited ) in Floppy disks were high-tech weapons once

The US nuclear arsenal still runs on floppy disks.

EDIT: The Air Force claimed they finished a migration from 8-inch floppy disks to solid state storage in June 2019, so my info is slightly out of date. They did use floppy disks for over 50 years though (1968-2019).

Usernamealreadyinuse,

The thing with random internet replies: you never know if it’s true (you could look it up, but that would make life to easy).

So this is or:

  • really scary
  • unbelievable smart cause nobody knows how to use them
  • not true

Probably there are some other options but I’ll go for a combination of the first and second one and hoping for the third

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

It boils down to “never change a running system”

atlasraven31,

Laughs in Linux

SuperIce,

Doing a bit of research online, my info is slightly out of date. They used floppy disks from 1968 to 2019. In 2019, they migrated from the old 8 inch floppy to “highly secure solid-state storage”. They don’t specify what type of solid state storage they actually use now though.

Source: nytimes.com/…/nuclear-weapons-floppy-disks.html

Daqu,

3.5" is much more solid than 8" floppies.

Usernamealreadyinuse,

Fair point

Usernamealreadyinuse,

Thanks this makes me feel (a bit) more secure…

constantokra,
Confused_Emus,

The R in smart looked like an H at first. Was wondering if they made these in Maine.

mlg,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

“Highly secure solid-state storage”

Probably used the same encryption scheme on an SD card adapter that plugs directly into the floppy drive lol.

gizmonicus,

Like one of those old cassette tapes with a headphone cable when MP3 players first came out and cars didn’t have adapters? Lol

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

It was true at one point, but has since changed. The systems are totally air-gapped and worked 100% of the time, so there was never a reason to change them.

Also true: Boeing still uses floppies to update their 747s.

atlasraven31,

Yup, we don’t want it to crash.

kogasa,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

Eh? You can verify bit for bit that a digital transfer off an SSD was successful.

tilcica,

yea but SSDs are not reliable enough. random bit flips from cosmic events, degradation of data if unpowered for a long time, can only be written to so many times

they are VERY reliable for casual PC use or even server storage but not for something that could start ww3 if it glitches

also, as some other people said, dont change something that already works

kogasa,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

That has nothing to do with file transfer (“updating”), just long term storage. It’s also a solved problem. You can solve it at the software level with modern self-healing filesystems.

dewritoninja, in Do yourself a favor

I will die defending coleslaw you heathens

ryathal,

The overly sweet crap at most restaurants can go straight in the trash.

Darkenfolk,

“Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live”, ~some holy book

imgprojts,

The book of the Dave Matthews band chapter 3 verse 6.

Agent641,

Miss mebwith that KFC slop but homemade is the GOAT.

treadful, in lick🦎
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unreachable,
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JesusLikesYourButt,
TeddE,
@TeddE@lemmy.world avatar

I hope this pays off your student loans.

dewritoninja, in Bazinga

Corn is not a nut. But you’re still filling your mouth with warm seed

Andrew15_5,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

Thanks, now I can’t eat popcorn.

Ilovemyirishtemper,

That was a perfect correction. I didn’t want to say anything because the joke was funny, and my thought process was pedantic, but you corrected it and kept it funny. Well done.

turnipjs,

Corn nuts. explain that, liberal.

MyDearWatson616, in Thanks, Windows, I didn’t want my computer to turn off, anyway

God I hate when meme formats are completely misused.

doublejay1999, in Hill to die on
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

A genocidal state.

Sanyanov, in If you needed motivation

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Kase,

(Shh don’t tell anyone I stole this from another post two minutes ago)

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f9411529-e85f-40a3-877e-ab4b94efcf68.webp

Xanthrax, (edited ) in yellow guy
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killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

In awe at the yellowness of this lad

NabeGewell,
@NabeGewell@lemmy.world avatar

This is it, we found him.

Yearly1845, in Youtubers and Twitter

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  • Vode_An,

    If it ever wants to actually be popular somebody needs to streamline it for the illiterate. It’s better without them tbh.

    Riven, (edited )
    @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Someone described the fediverse as the social media of email.

    You make an email account with any provider you want and you can talk to any other email in existance.

    You make an account with any federated site you want and you use it to access and talk to any other federated site in existance.

    Vode_An,

    Well, except for the ever-growing in complexity fed/defed politics

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    You’re in the UN or you’re not, bad behavior of a server gets you kicked out of the UN.

    Vode_An,

    That’s a really poor analogy, regional alliances would be a better analogy. There’s only one UN and it isn’t federated.

    venji10,

    Someone described the fediverse as the social media of email.

    You make an email account with any provider you want and you can talk to any other email in existance.

    You make an account with any federated site you want and you use it to access and talk to any other federated site in existance.

    Well, GMail and other proprietary providers also blocks certain domains.

    Vode_An,

    Didn’t know that. Thanks for the info.

    spudwart, (edited )
    @spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

    I’m really getting tired of this obnoxious cycle of explaining the fediverse in kindergarten terms.

    Only to get “I don’t get it” as a response and a refusal to elaborate.

    “What don’t you get?” “I dunno”

    Like at this point I can only assume:

    • You weren’t listening.
    • You don’t understand anything about this.
    • You don’t care, despite the fact you asked.

    So for the sake of being as petty and obnoxious, my explanation will be as such:

    The fediverse is like spaghetti, and each string of spaghetti is what we call an instance. Each string touches the rest of the strings and can hear the other spaghetti strings talking. Some strings are so mean and rude that other strings decide to put their fingers in their ears and go “LALALALALALA” so they can’t hear or see them.

    Now, each string of spaghetti has a name, like this one which is yummyicecream․com. And then there’s this other string cottoncandydelicious․xyz. If you, a spaghetti user like icecream a lot, then you probably will go to yummyicecream․com and make an account. Let’s name this account rockyroad. You are the user @rockyroad and since your spaghetti strand is yummyicecream․com, The user name everyone can see is @rockyroad. Now lets say another user licoricelover is on cottoncandydelicious․xyz then they would be @licoricelover․xyz.

    NOW STOP!! STOP!! WOAH PUT THAT SPAGHETTI STRING THERE DOWN BUCKEROO!! Why are you going to cottoncandydelicious․xyz? You don’t need to do that, you just need to go to the string you made account on, yummyicecream․com and log in to your account, rockyroad. Now you see a post from @licoricelover on your feed.

    “Wha wha wha, buh buh buh” you say as you drop your fork and start throwing your bowl on the floor. Calm down! It’s okay, this is the FEDIVERSE! Users from one string of spaghetti can talk to users in almost every string of spaghetti in the rest of the bowl. Now as I said earlier, not all strings can hear the other strings of spaghetti, because they decided some other strings of spaghetti are yucky. Like ihatepizza․net. What meanie hates pizza? Well many of the other spaghetti strands decided that particular strand was gross and they didn’t want to show their posts and users on their string of spaghetti.

    But lets say, the string your own made an bad decision and decided they didn’t want to show their users posts from users on “peasaregross․org” and they blocked them. But your best friend nerfornothin is on peasaregross․org. Well you can decide to take your account from the yummyicecream․com string of pasta to the cottoncandydelicious․xyz string of pasta. cottoncandydelicious․xyz will let you see posts from users on the peasaregross․org string of pasta.

    Mastodon is not all that different from twitter. But mastodon is a bowl of spaghetti, and Twitter is a big pasta shell. You can still block users, you can still make posts and have conversations. But when the fork comes to eat up some of the spaghetti, then some strings of spaghetti might be gone, but the bowl of spaghetti still exists. But if the shell gets eaten by the fork, it’s all gone! 😢

    cooopl,
    @cooopl@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t get it

    Kase,

    What don’t you get?

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    I used to get it. Then they changed what it was. Now what I get isn’t it anymore and what’s it seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!

    Kase,

    trying to navigate walmart

    kamenlady,
    @kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

    Hmmm, spaghetti‽

    You son of a bitch, I’m in!

    ComradeR,

    In my instance, your comment shows as “You son of a removed” and that made me chuckle a bit.

    kamenlady,
    @kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

    I didn’t know that instances have different levels of censoring TIL

    You’re on lemmy.ml, right?

    ComradeR,

    Yep! 🙂

    AnotherOne,

    Never forget: the average person is stupid, half of the world is dumber than that. The answer: “I don’t get it” is probably completely genuine. They are really just that slow.

    Zoidsberg, (edited )
    @Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

    What do you not get?

    I donno.

    The most infuriating thing ever, oh my god.

    Eldritch,

    Mastodon is like email for instant messages with permanent conversation threads. That’s about as relatable as it can get. The user addresses are highly similar. It communicates interoperably just like emailed does. Making a single uniform system out of hundreds of different servers. You can be on hotmail.com or gmail.com or any other email provider and mail anyone on any other mail provider. That’s basically Mastodon as well.

    hrimfaxi_work, (edited ) in they are very fragile...
    @hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social avatar

    Add to this that the child is also made entirely of rubber and could easily withstand the train’s impact and experience no measurable hardship. However, the impact of Superman halting the train caused wreckage to fly all over the place and damage the surrounding infrastructure… which in this case is a metaphor for literal fucking infrastructure.

    TimeSquirrel,
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    You are a poet.

    idunnololz,
    @idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

    Honestly switching the places of the boy and Superman would probably work.

    ExLisper,

    And killed the driver (who I think is called and engineer but I’m not sure and I’m not going to look it up because I don’t feel like but even though it would take me less time to actually check than to write this explanation but to hell with it) who represents the middle class.

    amanneedsamaid,

    Also add that the child is slipping a stack of Benjamins into Supermans trunks.

    Nurse_Robot, in Get the boat

    Yes, as long as the producer consents

    RedditWanderer,

    It actually gets worse… i saw this post here on lemmy.

    When someone replied to her exactly that, she said she “didn’t always consent because she doesn’t always feel like it but she does it for her baby, is that still vegan??”.

    She was looking for fight imo.

    Nurse_Robot,

    Yeah, she probably was. No one argues against a baby having milk, otherwise the baby would literally die.

    Aabbcc,

    Is roadkill vegan

    helpImTrappedOnline,

    How about all the bugs you splat on your windshield?

    Nurse_Robot,

    Did roadkill consent?

    Khrux, (edited )

    I’ve often had this silly scenario in my head.

    You walk into a celebrated high class restaurant, and at the bottom of the menu, it reads “Human meat steak. $10,000”. You ask the waiter who fetches the chef. The chef comes out and explains that after decades honing his craft, he feels like he’s a master of his craft, and now he’d love the honour of cooking a steak taken from his own body. If anyone purchases the steak, a skilled surgeon will remove half a pound of meat safely from the chef, who will then prepare it for you, and the chef is visibly keen to serve this.

    As a vegetarian, I honestly don’t feel that this would bother me, if I had money to spend, the only reason I wouldn’t go for it is that I’d worry the chef would come to regret giving up chunk of his ass or leg or whatever, and I’d be partially to blame, or that the chef was not thinking straight otherwise.

    Most entertainingly, I think it would be vegan.

    RQG,
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    I think this is a fantastic thought experiment. Thanks for sharing.

    rwhitisissle,

    This situation kinda reminds me of John Locke talking about slavery. He says that for some rights to be truly inalienable, that people themselves should not have the ability to willingly surrender them, such as by willingly selling themselves into slavery. Now, yes, John Locke owned stock in a slave trading company, so he’s a hypocrite in that regard, but I digress. I feel like this is one of those things where people shouldn’t be allowed to physically sell parts of their body for consumption, as “not being eaten by other people” is one of those inalienable rights we should have as a society.

    oshitwaddup,
    @oshitwaddup@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz avatar

    Jokes on john locke, i’m an organ donor anyways 😎

    but to a degree I agree. in that chef example, at any point the chef could revoke consent and stop at any time. Likewise, somebody shouldn’t be able to sell themselves into slavery but it would be fine to agree to do work for free or under slavery conditions as long as you can revoke consent at any time. But the right should be inalienable such that nobody should be in a position where they could be coerced into doing that, it would have to be 100% voluntary and enthusiastic. Like if somebody was in a position where it was either agree to being a slave or be homeless or starve or otherwise suffer, then I would argue society has failed them, we didn’t protect their rights adequately

    rwhitisissle,

    Jokes on john locke, i’m an organ donor anyways

    Right, but there’s no more harm that could come to you after you’re dead, so being an organ donor wouldn’t really qualify in this context. Your organs being donated after death diminishes you in no way and also potentially enriches the lives of others.

    Jorgelino,

    You don’t have to be dead to donate organs. And donating something like a kidney does impact your health.

    rwhitisissle,

    Sure, but also on a very basic level organ donating is not the same thing as selling yourself into a lifetime of inescapable slavery.

    Jorgelino,

    For sure, but i’d argue it’s maybe comparable to the chef example.

    irmoz, in Sh*t Gold .

    Please tell me this is a joke

    People aren’t really drinking cat shit right?

    EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK

    Psychonaut1969,
    @Psychonaut1969@kbin.social avatar
    over_clox,

    Yep! I first learned about it from The Bucket List…

    piped.video/watch?v=1UU0UM1Lgpk

    Send_me_nude_girls,

    It’s done for the aromatic flavors.

    irmoz,

    Shit flavours???

    Honytawk,

    Hmmm, you can really smell the compost

    PlasmaDistortion,

    I ate at a restaurant that sold this stuff. It was $85 a cup. I can appreciate a good cup of coffee but never at that price (monetary or cruelty).

    Mr_Blott,

    I saw it in a torréfacteur in Paris, it was about €70 for 250g of beans

    They must’ve taken you for a right mug 😂

    Imgonnatrythis,

    Vast majority of it is just cheap coffee labeled to be this and marked up for tourists / gift market. Have tried it, just tastes like cheap old coffee. It’s not something genuinely sought after by coniseurs.

    irmoz,

    That makes this even dumber. If it actually had a good taste i could sort of understand it, in a honey sort of way. Sounds like it’s just a silly novelty.

    Riven,
    @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    It’s always about the story. Same reason restaurants get 2 and 3 michelline stars. It’s about how pretentious and fancy you can make everything surrounding the meal and not about the meal itelsef.

    Chetzemoka,

    I’ve eaten at a 2 star Michelin restaurant. It was definitely theater and not a meal. The Menu is one of the best dark humor movies I’ve ever seen because it’s honestly not that far off lol

    NecroParagon,

    I really liked that movie!

    Riven,
    @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Loved it as well. My girlfriend and I will sometimes say Yes Chef when one of us asks the other for help with something.

    Imgonnatrythis,

    One star restaurants are the way. They usually have been so focused on their cuisine at that point they haven’t yet become super pretensious. Plus you actually have a shot at getting a table at these.

    samus12345, in Oh No, anyway
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    This is just “both sides are equally wrong/bad.”

    WhiteHawk,

    Idk about equally, but often enough, both sides are indeed wrong.

    Holzkohlen,

    “Enlightened centrists”. I make fun of you people constantly.

    Xer0,

    Nothing wrong with accepting that both sides of anything have good and bad shit going on. I couldn’t imagine just blindly following one side 100% even when they can also do questionable stuff.

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Sure, but the problem is that rather than arguing the finer points of how to combat climate change, for example, we have to argue about whether truth is truth.

    WhiteHawk,

    Yes, because you’re so blinded by your indoctrination that you can’t accept the flaws of “your” side.

    ImFresh3x, (edited )

    “Climate change exists”

    “Religion shouldn’t allow governments to prevent basic healthcare needs”

    “January 6 was a failed insurrection”

    These are the things that the right calls indoctrination.

    And the hard left calls not important enough to bother voting.

    WhiteHawk,

    I’m not sure what you’re trying to say here

    Aabbcc,

    There are leftists that get things wrong

    teichflamme,

    It makes you look stupid tho

    SuperSaiyanSwag,

    Maybe I’m too naive, but I didn’t think they were referring to just politics. They were just referring to two people arguing.

    samus12345, (edited )
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    You know, I think you’re right. I’m so used to the phrase “both sides” meaning a specific thing it didn’t register as anything else. If it had been phrased “both sides of an argument” I would have understood.

    bartolomeo,
    @bartolomeo@suppo.fi avatar

    Does it normally refer to politics? Maybe for Americans, and they are responsible for a good deal of the English language content online. Right, and the 2 party system…

    I’m with you, though, both sides means both sides of an argument. I think the news had something on that a while back- for every climate scientist they interviewed, they had to also interview a climate denier to present a “fair and balanced” view XD

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