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essteeyou, in Do yourself a favor

This is the wrongest thing I’ve ever read in my damn life!

marx2k, in Do yourself a favor

I’ll take it if you’re not gonna eat it

cabbagee, in Do yourself a favor

I didn’t like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it’s not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I can agree with this, but when they try to pass it as a salad? Not a chance.

NightAuthor,

You’ve had the creamy kind right? Bc I’ve had some “coleslaw” that wasn’t and that just ain’t right.

itsnotits, in Its getting old.

It’s* getting old.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Words is hard

Dampyr,

It’s ok, you can edit titles on lemmy :)

1847953620,

be hard

Kernal64,

Don’t mind if I do! 😏

Ekeagle, in Its getting old.

How do you expect it to be free?

IHaveTwoCows,

Nobody does. I dont think you understand the concept.

maquise, in Do yourself a favor

You eat what you like, I’ll eat what I like.

incompetentboob, in Do yourself a favor

Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I can tell a lot about you from that statement.

You like pineapple on pizza.

You once played seven minutes in heaven…with your cousin

You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.

mindbleach,

All we know is, he’s incompetentboob.

incompetentboob,

Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Yes, but that’s not a wand in my pocket.

saltesc,

I hope it’s not a dick. Why all these people that keep a dick in their pocket?

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

A duck’s quack does not echo. A duck weighs the same as a witch.

Tyfud,

That’s just one fact though. I’m pretty sure they debunked the no echo bit.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wait, isn’t seven minutes with your cousin in the dark the definition of heaven?

Also. What duck?

Sombyr,
@Sombyr@lemmy.one avatar
Gestrid,

That’s an oddly specific video, and I enjoyed every second of it. XD

TheFriar,

Fuck coleslaw.

Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.

JoYo,
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

you can make coleslaw with salt and vinegar. if youre not salting your veggies then you might be a rabbit.

SeeMinusMinus,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

Track_Shovel, in Do yourself a favor
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

‘fuck, I fucking love coleslaw’ said no one ever.

dmention7,

‘fuck, I fucking love coleslaw Track_Shovel’ said no one ever.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Accurate

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dude, you gotta come south! Even the bad slaw here is edible, unless it’s made by damn yankees that moved here.

Like, maybe you wouldn’t like it, but slaw varies so much by recipe and by ingredients quality that it never surprises me that someone hates it until they try a different version, but still hates the original version they thought of as slaw.

Like, even KFC slaw, which is mid tier at best, I can just skip the damn chicken and have that. And that ain’t good slaw.

Like, damn. You get some nice, peppery cabbage, shred it fine and do more than add mayo, and you’ll be at edible for sure. Maybe not something you get seconds of, but it’s okay enough.

I fucking love some fucking slaw. Cole slaw is pretty much my favorite slaw, but there’s vinegar slaws too, and even yogurt slaws. And damn, you get some bbq slaw, all vinegary and with plenty of red pepper in it, there isn’t anything better on pit smoked bbq. Like, damn! Whether it’s on the bun with it, or as a side with a bbq plate, it cuts through the fats as a palate cleanser, and still manages to be worth eating on its own.

And some yogurt slaw? Fuck me running! It’s more like a fruit salad with a lot of cabbage added tbh, but it works. Carrots, raisins, and finely sliced apples, some salt and pepper. You’ll slap yo mama.

Oh! And you get some fucking prime-ass cole slaw, you grab a biscuit, you slap some fried chicken on that motherfucker and top it with slaw. Gods damn, boys, that’s the fucking lunch if champions right there!

I am fucking enthusiast about slaw.

Maeve,

Not true! But that’s not proper slaw.

Late2TheParty,
@Late2TheParty@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck! I fucking love coleslaw!

Hahahahhaha Seriously, though. I’ll take your portions.

NightAuthor,

Church’s chicken makes the coleslaw of my people

BorgDrone,

I made this a while back for a BBQ and everyone loved it, it was gone in no time.

db2, in Do yourself a favor

Tell me you’re basic without telling me you’re basic

GissaMittJobb,
saltesc,

My pH is ~7.4

Sabre363, in Screm

Oh I’m screaming, I just keep it on the inside so nobody can tell that I don’t have my shit together

some_designer_dude, in Bye, Felicia

This is just an old-school rocker / bouncer, no? It looks like it’s meant to “float” the child like a one-sided sea-saw?

I guess if you pulled it all the way down and released, it could slightly yeet the child, but there are absolutely better contraptions if going for distance

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Yeah it is, it’s just funny with the caption

lolcatnip, in Is this phisique even attainable?

Body shaming isn’t cool.

tubaruco, in Is this phisique even attainable?

i would like to request an answer for the question “where meme?”.

shiveyarbles, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Yeah sometimes I’m like, well that’s a moped, does it count as a motorcycle?

DesolateMood,

I find that whatever your snap judgment is will be the correct answer, so basically yes the moped usually counts as a motorcycle

SuperSpruce,

My big interest right now is motorcycles yet I still recently failed a motorcycle captcha

UnspecificGravity,

Most of these were trained/tested using third world labor on mechanical turk. It actually helps to approach the problem from that understanding:

“Would a person who speaks English as a second language and who is getting paid less than a penny to decide, call this a motorcycle?”

Dude needs to answer about a million of those to make money, so he’s not overthinking it, your knee-jerk answer is probably right.

kaklerbitmap, in Bye, Felicia
@kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world avatar

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