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culpritus, in No doubts
@culpritus@hexbear.net avatar

I think the correct answer is sharks.

HikingVet, (edited ) in Nothing to see here...

The conspiracy that ALL birds were drones, not that they made drones out of dead birds.

This is more of a drone corpse

This would actually disprove that ‘birds aren’t real’ and points to a more sinister cabal.

magmaus3,
@magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

that was a joke

HikingVet,

I forgot to add, not fucking serious, because if you click the link it takes you to a tech death metal song.

Really should remember my fellow neurodivergents have issues when you deliver a joke deadpan.

EmpathicVagrant,

Mentioned issues aside, I’ve met quite a few neurotypicals who are extremely blind to satire, deadpan or not.

magmaus3,
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didn’t notice the link, sorry

FALGSConaut,
@FALGSConaut@hexbear.net avatar

This is clearly just a limited hangout so they can say “look at how crude our taxidermy robots are! This totally proves birds are real!”

The government wants you to believe they aren’t capable of creating the omnipresent surveillance network that are so-called “birds”. We’ve been under this surveillance since the early 60s when the government avian extermination program was in full swing. Why else do you think they were so gung-ho about DDT? It helped provide smokescreen for the avian replacement system experiment. Wake up, Birds Aren’t Real

HikingVet,

But if you read the avain replacement system experiment paper you would have seen it was of limited success. Sure pigeons and starlings are no longer real, but those were the only 2 successfully replaced species.

FALGSConaut,
@FALGSConaut@hexbear.net avatar

You forget that paper is from the mid-80s. I don’t understand why people think they just stopped replacing birds. The authors of that paper based it all on declassified documents that were almost 30 years old even then! If anything the government just got better at hiding what they were doing, mark my words in another couple decades it’ll come out that it’s not only the pigeons and starlings that have been replaced but also robins, seagulls, and a variety songbirds!

HikingVet,

IIRC the issue with waterfowl conversion was sudden failure of seals, buoyancy and ballast systems.

The seagull program was hit with the extra problems of salt water

Last leak mentioned the advances have made in the house sparrow model, but battery life is still an issue.

Songbirds aren’t used due to birdwatchers; as outlined in the paper “Avain surveillance: security, counter surveillance, and camouflage” read the updated 2019 version.

user224, in Nothing to see here...
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Wow, that’s fucked up. It’s like something out of a Junjo Ito comic.

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Wait till you see the RatCopter, Ostrich Drone and SharkJet.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Where can I donate my cadaver?

I’d like to attend the 2080 Olympics in style

BarrelAgedBoredom,

I want to be turned into a battle bot

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Nope. Chuck Testa.

257m,

Imagine walking down the street and that thing flies over your head. I would be scarred for life.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

It’s going to rain. The cats are flying low today.

garbagebagel,

Here I was having a perfectly good day and you had to come and ruin it.

jannis,

I’ve never been a fan of taxidermy, but now I hate it even more

atlasraven31, in Stop it.

I love the irony

lobelia581, in My back hurts but Nature is thankful

i hope you mean you’re raising plants but someone posted a cannibalism one-shot on !manga so i am no longer certain

HenriVolney, (edited )

Yeah, the English language can be tricky at times! Not enough food on my bones to make it worth it though!

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

"Gotta grow myself a new flank steak before the weekend gets here!"

BudgieMania, in Nothing to see here...

goddammit even the silliest memes become real, I'm done with this reality

ReluctantMuskrat,

Where do you think they get their ideas??

Quacksalber, in Nothing to see here...

The zombie apocalypse for birds is about to begin.

hydrospanner,

Begun, the Drone War has.

HikingVet,

Well they are going to need aviators

VikingHippie,

I just hope nobody named Far Far Sinks or something like that shows up…

Posadas, in Nothing to see here...
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Mothra, in Nothing to see here...
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Birds are going to think the zombie apocalypse has begun

steal_your_face, in Vibes
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Is this how a plumbus was made in the Middle Ages?

xandowsk, in Nothing to see here...
@xandowsk@lemmy.world avatar

Wut? 🧐

NotSpez, in Sarah Connor

captcha la vista, baby

boredtortoise, in Sarah Connor

I’m starting to think captchas have a mistake threshold I have to pass because stupid humans have to make errors

radioactiveradio,

Then woudn’t they be robots? I have failed a lot of captchas cuz of the font mostly so they’re successfully weeding out idiots along with the bots.

boredtortoise,

Robots have passed us

radioactiveradio,

An OCR program can easily solve most of those tho. So humans might be at a disadvantage at this point.

Masimatutu,

might be

We are.

Imgonnatrythis,

I mean is the pole that the traffic light is on considered part of the traffic light? Those two pixels of motorcycle handlebars in that one square that is otherwise just pavement? Am I supposed to click in them? Instructions unclear! I hate these things. Just scan my damn retina already.

gsfraley,

What was that saying park rangers had about people not understanding the handle on bear-proof trash cans?

I think it was roughly “there’s significant overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans”.

EvolvedTurtle,

Tom scott video?

UnverifiedAPK,

On the “choose all the squares that contain _____” there’s a heatmap so if roughly 40% or more of people agree on a square you’ll pass.

nudnyekscentryk, (edited )
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

if roughly 40% or more of people agree on a square you’ll pass.

If 40% of people think a square contains the necessary object then 60% think it doesn’t, and vice versa.

UnverifiedAPK,

Good job Watson.

nudnyekscentryk,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

then picking what 40% of people picked shouldn’t make you pass, cause you’re in a minority. your original argument is invalid.

quo,

They didn’t make an argument, they explained how it worked.

Google is giving you the benefit of the doubt if most disagree, but a significant portion still clicked it (at least 40%).

quantenzitrone, in is this breakfast?

i hate this meme template

Enzy,

unzips

lugal, in Vibes

What is this and how do I get there?

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