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ohlaph, in Did it hurt? 🙄

Did? It is still hurting.

terminhell, in served hot from the stock pot

This is too meta for me right now 😭

Mothra, in What kind of photos was that again?
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So they’ve made a movie with knockoff costume versions of Fiona and Chewbacca? I need to check it out

leave_it_blank,

Definitely do! It’s a fantastic parody of the 50s horror genre. It’s cheap, it’s ridiculous, it’s so much fun!

And the director is Joe Dante. Edit: Whoops, John Landis is the director. I always confuse those two.

flipthetube, in Everytime 🥵

Damn Lemmy to hell for getting me into memes again.

I loved them decades ago, but then moved on. Then I lost all my communities of interest and spend all of my time here. With memes only.

It’s getting better very slowly but thanks for keeping me mildly entertained in the meantime.

mindbleach, in StockImage.Jpeg2000

the stone-age of the internet

Oh honey, no. Even stuff like All Your Base and Mike Tyson Ate My Balls were at least the iron age. The stone age was Usenet lore like the SPISPOPD FAQ.

getoffthedrugsdude, in What the actual fuxk

Gams got Hams

Draegur, in Seeing people realize they cant openly criticize a certain group committing genocide or they may lose their jobs

The supreme court sucks and everyone hates them for this (among many other reasons), but they indeed decreed that MONEY IS SPEECH

and I have a RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

You, as a person, can boycott whomever you like, and be loud or silent about it. The law is applied only to companies.

what_is_a_name,

What law?

dan1101,
EmpathicVagrant, in Productivity memes might be a killer for your actual productivity, but they really help to speed your day up.

So about 3 hours left? Sweet!

Pons_Aelius, in The only thing worse than this is when your boss says it on a Friday afternoon.

Listen and then say.

So this will mean overtime? Or can it wait till Monday?

SamboT,

And then he says: Wait you don’t work here. Who are you?

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Woo-hoo unemployment pay while I find a better job!

PrinceHabib72,

Unless you’re salary. A wise man once told me “The longer it takes us to do this, the closer we get to minimum wage.”

Pons_Aelius,

If you are on salary and your Boss pulls this shit on Friday afternoon. It time to find a firm that actually respects your skill-set.

explodicle,

The bottom range of salaried employees are just so employers can pull this shit, and get paid less than higher paid hourly people.

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Depending on the state you should still be paid overtime. The only exceptions are the really high paid executives and ceos. Mostly because they already get crazy bonuses for doing nothing.

bdonvr,

If you make over $36k and are salaried in most cases you’re exempt from overtime AFAIK

Rodeo,

This why you negotiate an equivalent hourly rate instead.

They’re paying for your time just as much as they’re paying for your skills.

PrinceHabib72,

Hell no. I’ve been salaried and I’ve been hourly. I am more than willing to put in a few 50-55 or so hour weeks a year in exchange for being able to come in late or leave early for appointments without trouble, working about 35 hours a week every other week at most, being able to work from home more or less whenever I need to, never getting flagged for not clocking in/out at the right time… the list goes on and on. My salary is for 40 hour weeks, and I hold to that when I need to. But the reality of my job is that when there’s a crisis I need to be there. I’ll take that for all the advantages any day.

Rodeo,

I’ll take my 32 hour weeks every week with no 50+ hour weeks ever, thank you very much.

Never had any problems making appointments either. You either had a shitty boss or you were letting yourself be pushed around.

PrinceHabib72,

What? Where do you work that you get paid for 40 hours while working and clocked in for 32 and also get to be clocked in while you’re not there? I have a fantastic boss and do not let myself get pushed around.

SirQuackTheDuck,

I’m on salary, still not working overhours unless I get paid. My contract states 40 hours, I’m working 40 hours. Need more? Pay significantly more.

PottedPlant, in What kind of photos was that again?
@PottedPlant@lemmy.world avatar

This poster can be seen in the Michael Jackson Thriller video, directed by John Landis, the creator of this movie.

I always thought it was a joke about how poorly made horror films were made, pure schlock, but came to find out there’s a full movie behind that joke.

Mr_Fish, in Live healthy life, lemmings.

Can someone please tell me why so many reports are still done manually? Even developing a report in excel would take only a day if you know what you’re doing, and much less if you’re using software made for reporting.

Etienne_Dahu,

if you know what you’re doing

There’s your problem. The average Lemmy use is far more capable with computers than the average meatbag-in-a-suit and, most importantly, knows how to find info on the Internet when he doesn’t know.

Acters,

Yep they know how to pass the interview, the job is just a formality to them

Etienne_Dahu,

Clock in, look busy, clock out. Repeat until retirement.

Maybe we are the idiots for not doing the bare minimum?

Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Because if you automate the reports you automate your job away and get reduced

grue, in StockImage.Jpeg2000

Eww, JPEG2000? Wasn’t that the format that was encumbered by submarine patents?

mindbleach,

Was.

Alby003, in Back home
@Alby003@lemmings.world avatar

🤣😅👌

Squirrel, in Five apps😅 not so many for me
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Y’all don’t know/remember the struggle. My “apps” used to be 2 or 3 forums – and not particularly active forums, at that – that I would check repeatedly, all day long, during downtime at work. Posts and comments were rare.

I do not miss those days.

RaoulDook,

I don’t even understand why people want to look at phone apps all day. I hate browsing the Internet on a phone screen usually, it’s so inferior to having a monitor, mouse, and keyboard.

I mean if you’re at work or whatever and you’re bored, I can see wasting time on phone apps, but any other time I don’t. But of course if you don’t have a computer you can’t just use the computer you don’t have.

BlackPenguins,

It’s much easier to use touch than a mouse? Swipe keyboard are almost faster. And apps are just a more minimalist version of a desktop site. All the content, none of the clutter. I despised Reddit on my laptop.

RaoulDook, (edited )

Absolutely not. Mouse and keyboard are FAR faster than anything you can do on a touch screen.

I’ll take you on in a typing contest if you disagree. I can type about 90 WPM on keyboard.

EDIT: I overestimated my typing speed. 64 WPM on my first and only try on typingtest dot com -

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/be05d2be-8d9f-4d81-b086-e1062fd1d3cf.png

BlackPenguins,

Um, ok calm down. I was only making a theory.

danque,
@danque@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes the ‘hi guys I have a problem with this program and it’s doing this any solutions?’ And then you would have a reply maybe in a week or with bad luck a month. I’d usually just go to a IRC chatroom and ask it there.

Double_A,
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so you would have 1 weird guy reply after a few hours while 10000 other people just watched…

danque,
@danque@lemmy.world avatar

Usually also in the trend of ‘i have this too, how to fix it?’

InputZero,

Even worse when you see every post incremented by one or more. Either a racist troll had stumbled their way in or an ad-bot was spam posting. Either way, took a few days for the mods to get around to cleaning it up. Passwords for every board was the only way to slow it down. They were not the good old days.

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