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Countess425, in She helps when I cook.
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My cat has to sniff the can of cat food after I dump it out in her bowl so she can decide if it’s worth the 4 steps it’ll take to get to the bowl. She’s a cat, she can smell the food in her bowl from less than a foot away. But if she doesn’t get to sniff the can, it might as well be poison for all she knows.

pete_the_cat,

My parents have 4 cats, three of them willingly eat the wet food as soon as we put it down. Also, there 3 generations of cats (we started out with a brother and sister as kittens, my parents didn’t get them fixed in time, the brother impregnated the sister, we kept one of the offspring, my dad had a heart attack and we didn’t get to spay her in time and she also had kittens from an unknown suitor). The original female we started with is very picky, when we put down wet food for her and half the time she’s like “fuck this”. Occasionally she’ll dip her paw into it and then taste what’s on her paw to see if it’s worth eating. Cracks me up every time I see it.

JIMMERZ, in Idk

Jesse, let’s cook.

pete_the_cat, in Carbon based Cringe Over9000

OH YOU DIDN’T KNOW? YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY!

TokyoMonsterTrucker, in Gomennasai, baka

You can learn by watching anime, but you’ll sound like a 14-year-old. Japanese has various levels of politeness that need to be mastered if you don’t want people to think you’re an idiot.

*source: speak Japanese, lived in Tokyo since late 00s. I often sound like an idiot in Japanese, so don’t get your pants in a bunch.

user224,
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late 00s

I was really confused at first because I thought of 1900s.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I’m an old, but not quite that old

0x4E4F, in Leonardo is it you?
Sanctus, in Giddy up
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The show of the century! Madmen are abound with the power of nations!

JimmyBigSausage,

Hop in the paddywagon! It is going to be a fun ride!!

dukeGR4, in Carbon based Cringe Over9000

How about Carbon-Cringe lifeform

Wodge, in She helps when I cook.
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I have to show my cats all sorts of stuff, bolts, tools, gamepads, pens. They’re incredibly nosy, not curious, as that kills cats, just nosy and inquisitive.

pete_the_cat,

Your cat: “what the fuck is that?”

CileTheSane,
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“Well I still have no idea what the fuck it is, but I know what it smells like so we’re good here.”

Omega_Haxors, in Oi bruv, squeak squeak innit?

Sadly the opposite happened. The rats start speaking nonsense, getting really bad teeth, and stealing cultural monuments from other countries.

Gabu, in Gomennasai, baka

You absolutely can learn usable Japanese from anime, just as you can learn English from videogames.

Rentlar,

100%ing Shadow the Hedgehog might help you learn a language considering how many times you would have to complete the first mission (326 for every possible path). Plus you’d know the word “damn” VERY WELL.

lntl, in Yummy

USA! USA! USA!

doingthestuff, in This good

Why not both?

doingthestuff, in Oi bruv, squeak squeak innit?

At least they’re not French or German rats. Spanish rats are somewhere in the middle.

thorbot,

There’s always gotta be that one guy. That one fucking racist guy.

doingthestuff,

Nationalities are not races my dude. Coming from someone of generic European descent.

thirdBreakfast, in Oh hi there
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NewAgeOldPerson, in No, por favor.

This is so stupid, I can’t stop laughing!

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