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Shinhoshi, in Oi bruv, squeak squeak innit?
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BREAKING NEWS: The Mayor of New York City urges visiting UK citizens to please take a rat home with them (no financial reward for doing so)

david, in Oi bruv, squeak squeak innit?

I am British and I love this.

obinice,
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u startin m8? u startin? me cousin’ll bang u out m8 raaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzz m8 quicktime quicktime

(hello from Manchester! 👋)

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

YOU WOT M8 ILL FOOKIN BASH YEUR HEAD IN M8 FOOKIN FUMMIN

Lifebandit666,

Ow do?

MentallyExhausted, in Gambling is addictive

Anything can be addictive, puritan.

hardaysknight,

Death? Dividing by zero? Jaywalking to Pluto?

Karyoplasma,

Once you are dead, you are so addicted to it that you do nothing else.

Album,
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Gambling is designed to be addictive.

It’s similar to how tobacco ads are not allowed.

InevitableWaffles, in Gambling is addictive
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My dumbass state just allowed it and it is polluting every advertisement route. It is deeply frustrating seeing this happen.

PopcornPrincess,

Same. All I see on the tv are the endless floods of gambling ads and Medicare advantage ads in my state. Welcome to America. :/

Mr_Blott, in What about you?

My brain learning French - 'Yes, this makes perfect sense "

My brain trying to send French words to my mouth - "Christ on a fuckin bike, why are there so many vowels?!?

LazaroFilm,
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The worst between French and English is “I miss you”. It translates to “tu me manques” which breaks down to “you me miss” and neither makes any sense. Oh and “This makes sense” also doesn’t translates right “ça fait du sense” means nothing in French.

Mr_Blott,

Reflexive verbs can go themselves fuck

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

C’est logique.

Xylight, in Being “gifted”, only makes you wish you weren’t sometimes
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Let’s be honest, most of us think we’re in the blue zone, when we are probably in the red zone

lolcatnip,

No, people in the red zone think they’re in the green zone.

alcasa,

Most likely most of us would be in the yellow zone

original_ish_name,

In order to bother with something like lemmy, you’re probably above average intelligence (specifically to do with computers)

MBM,

You can be good with computers but dumb everywhere else, plenty of people like that exist

Voli,

Sometimes we wish that our impostors syndrome was true

Yerbouti, (edited ) in Choose your vehicle

The thing I hate the most about my province (Quebec), the passion people have for pickup trucks. It’s a fucking obsession, and it’s a subject that cant even be discussed, the right of owning one of those is almost the first article of our constitution.

Pogbom,

Ben câlisse, comment ma apporter mon épicerie à maison sans un char d’assault?

UnrepententProcrastinator,

J’ai plus souvent rencontrer ça dans les régions. J’ai un pick-up mais par nécessité. (4 flos)

Yerbouti,

On en voit de plus en plus en ville. Les gens utilisent leur pickup pour aller à l’épicerie. Mon voisin travaille de chez lui sur un ordi et a un pickup.

bzarb8ni,

Ontarian here. I’ve been all over Canada, it’s everywhere.

branclon,

Have you been to Alberta? Lol it’s way worse

BCsven,

Driving through curvy roads in manitoba I was being passed like I was standing still by lifted trucks…way over driving their headlights

SomeAmateur, (edited )

I don’t mind passion from a hobby perspective. Some people are passionate about sports, coding, radios, plants, stamps etc. It’s okay to be passionate about cars and trucks, just don’t daily drive these if you want people to respect you. Same with stanced cars.

The problem as I see it is that these modded ones are pushed as still being practical when they are really only big toys. Have you ever noticed that jacked up trucks rarely have caps or toolboxes on the beds? The extra height takes away the utility of the bed and loading/unloading anything is a pain in the ass. They pour all this money into making their truck less useful.

I’ve driven big F-250s for work. They have a time, a place and a purpose. And that is not as a daily driver for most people.

Ookami38,

'Round here we call em pavement princess. Drive like they own the place, but never done a day’s work.

SomeAmateur,

Very accurate

VieuxQueb,
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Et je commence à voir beaucoup de “coal runner”, ou/et avec des pneus surdimensionné suspension élevé etc… Toutes des modifications illégale mais pourtant t’en vois partout. Sont-ils si riche qu’ils peuvent se payé des contraventions en continu où la police fait rien ?

Yerbouti,

J’en ai vu un sur le boulevard Pi-IX, le gars a “enfumé” une quunzaine de personnes qui attendaient l’autobus. Sérieux.

Moi aussi je me demandais comment autant de gens peuvent se payer des tanks de même, vu le prix, jusqu’à ce qu’un ami qui travaille en administration m’explique que la plupart des gens qui en ont font juste s’enregistrer une entreprise et le mette dessus. Même pas besoin de faire des vrais affaire avec ton entreprise, tu déclares des revenues négatifs et tu ramasses plein de crédits pour ton char. Bref, c’est nos impôts qui finance les gros chris de pickup du monde.

NigelFrobisher, in whitest paint

Should be that grey blue paint colour that means your neighbourhood is being gentrified.

davel,
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Okokimup, in Yummy
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

Would this make drinking hot dog water better or worse?

Karyoplasma,

Better because of the licorice, I suppose.

hamburglar26, in meanwrule at Tesla
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That Polycom triggered PTSD for me.

Eikichi, in What about you?
@Eikichi@lemmy.ml avatar

As a French,

That’s it, that’s my answer.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in Yummy
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

WHY.

Viking_Hippie,

Why not? 🤷

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Don’t you use logic to muddle the issue! I have an opinion dammit, and I’ll be damned if I can’t make everyone else abide by it!

Viking_Hippie,

Whatevs, more licorice meat byproducts for me! 🤷😄

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I shall tolerate it. Just don’t use this as an excuse to then eat bread. Remember! Wheat and wheat by-products are strictly illegal (unless the city secret police are doing it, then it’s fine because you didn’t see anything).

captain_aggravated,
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One of the rocket parts they had in Kerbal Space Program was a gigantic wheel. I guess for you to make gigantic rovers for. The in-game description of this thing was

The RoveMax Model 3 was developed in total secrecy by Kerbal Motion’s R&D team over the course of a year and a half. When it was finally revealed to the company’s chairman, he stared in shock, screamed ‘WHY’, and subsequently dropped dead on the spot.

Since the day I ruined my own life I hadn’t laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at that.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Haha, that is glorious.

Luisp, in whitest paint

Wut

Taybur, in She helps when I cook.

My cat doesn’t care for people food, but she does paw at my arm until she gets to smell my breath when I’m eating. Our routine is for me to take a bite, open my mouth and breathe at her, and then she sniffs and walks away.

asteriskeverything,

Ya’ll are that weird couple that low key weirds out everyone but are so perfect for each other it’s also sweet and cute.

pete_the_cat,

Cats are hilariously weird.

kamen,
  • Cats
  • Logic

Choose one.

Zugyuk, in She helps when I cook.

Yes, but my cat is a dog

FlyingSquid,
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My cat is also a dog. And a second dog. We are legion.

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