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saltesc, in She helps when I cook.

My dog all of the time. Anything I think he’ll find interesting. But especially if he’s been curiously watching me with the item. Dogs love inspecting new things.

ElBarto,
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I do the same, but I’ll tell her what it is and what it’s used for so she’s got all the information about it.

FlyingSquid,
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I got a package today and I had to practically pry one of my dogs off of it because he was so interested in it. It wasn’t for him.

FlyingSquid, in She helps when I cook.
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I sometimes let my dog sniff random things I grab from the living room table. She seems to enjoy it.

wowwoweowza, in AAAAAHHH! *Listens carefully*

Love it! Is this part of the stock images trend? Or should I know this dude?

rockSlayer,

This is from the best god damn music video ever.

AndrasKrigare,
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in He's not popular, but he means well
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That’s really surprising for a sith. We must be cautious.

Alteon, in Yummy

I mean fennel is liquorice flavored and it’s what makes Italian sausage shine. I’d be down to try it.

captain_aggravated,
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If there’s anyone who’s gonna fuck this up, it’s Oscar Meyer.

Alteon,

Ugh. That’s a good point.

Slow,

One of the chain stores sells branded shiny sausages. The semolina in the composition gives them shine. Also, when you bite into a sausage, a jelly similar to snot trails behind the piece. As you understand, there is no meat in these sausages (although it is present in the composition).

magmaus3, in Boop
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what

tilcica,

2 things im wondering here. first: the fuck is this supposed to mean? second: how does this have this many upvotes?

NENathaniel,
@NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

I think you’re overthinking it. Seems like a basic entertaining shitpost to me

tilcica,

ehhhh i like shitposts…this doesnt seem like one to me, just basic conspiracy theory garbage

might just be me tho

BruceTwarzen,

I think bob ross gives automatic upvotes.

Darkenfolk,

Super edgy, never seen before, “they are turning the freaking frogs gay” content.

usernamesaredifficul, in Me in a nutshell
Pixel, in Yummy

If this is real, I wonder why they didn’t just use charcoal to capture the same market that likes hotdogs (and potentially dislikes licorice)

neptune,

It’s not real. You can see the photo shop textures in the orange label. Also “black licorice” wouldn’t be an ingredient. It would be anise or natural flavoring that also happens to go into black licorice.

OpenStars, in Stock photo memes are hilarious
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yup

lugal, in AI can generate memes now. This could potentially lead to a new robot-communist era.

I still believe generation beta humor will be AIs posting random stuff and everyone laughing and no one admits they don’t get it.

manucode,
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XTornado,

I am all for it I love surreal, confusing, meaningless, and crazy humor.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not humor, that’s just very sad collective sycophancy.

Rentlar, in AI can generate memes now. This could potentially lead to a new robot-communist era.

Boyfriend is not paying attention to his 3 armed, 6 fingered girlfriend who is groping his ass, because he is distracted by a blueberry pancake dough dispenser?

lugal,

Relatable, it’s it?

TheBERFA,

Oh he’s paying attention, look at that 3rd leg 😏

Prunebutt,

Laughing yet?

aI wIlL rEpLaCE cREatIvE hUmaN lAbOur!!!

hordenduopol,

I’m only counting 5 fingers, robots already amputated one.

Rentlar,

The thumb would be under the cooking board, but I am aware some people say thumbs aren’t fingers.

Catsrules,

I know I was. But to be fair to me, I haven’t had food yet today. So a blueberry pancake dough dispenser is just what I want.

XTornado,

Instead of a chef homemade cooked food, he prefers a robot cooked food. It’s not that difficult to get the idea.

lowleveldata, in Wamter

WTF don’t drink tap water or you’d get butt worms!!

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

I always boil it before drinking, but most people I know don’t bother with that

BuboScandiacus,
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Where are you living ?

PeriodicallyPedantic, in O.O

I’d bonk you to horny jail, but I get the feeling that it might be more reward than punishment

TenderfootGungi, in Gambling is addictive

It is illegal in some states. You should only be able to advertise things that are legal.

VikingHippie,

Not sure you should even be allowed to advertise legal things except in very specific cases. It’s an incredibly toxic industry that is doing a shitload of the heavy lifting of corporations destroying the world…

genoxidedev1, in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu
@genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

Thankfully there aren't as many great mobile webpages left anymore that I would really care about if they made me use their app. Pre-Edit: I think thankfully is the wrong word.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

Still, it’s storage and heckin’ executables on your device. Everyone should get an option to use a website, even if just a poorly laid-out one, unless the vast majority of users only interact in a way that only works with local executables (like video calls). You should not need an app to check an IKEA order status on your phone (yes, they do that, see my other comment).

And I’m aware that video calls on some platforms can - and do - work in browsers but I won’t blame anyone who rejects their boss’s proposal to create a video call app in HTML/CSS/JS.

genoxidedev1,
@genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

Agreed. My comment was more meant as an affront towards what mobile webpages are becoming in general. I only ever browse on my phone if there really is no other option at all.

Years of using the Links browser in my youth might have shaped my views though.

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