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joucker29, in Poverty never smelled so good

rule? Wrong community.

Track_Shovel,
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Whoops. Sorry guys

Franzia,

Lmfao

HardlightCereal, in That's not a wand, Harry...

Both of the characters in this meme own slaves.

TheDarksteel94,

Oh god, are you one of those S.P.E.W. members?

HardlightCereal,

Me when I’m a famous author who hates trans people and I decide to make the anti-slavery movement in my book a huge joke

Risk,

Who does Harry own?

Also, can Dumbledore own slaves if he’s dead?

HardlightCereal,

Harry owns Kreacher

Risk,

Oh yeah. In all fairness, I’m sure Harry would happily let Kreacher be free if he wouldn’t instantly go on snitch on them to Voldie & Co.

HardlightCereal,

So you’re saying Harry would totally stop owning a person if it didn’t have negative consequences for Harry?

Risk,

Next time you accidentally own a slave, do let me know when you decide to let them go free with the consequence being a murderous wizard immediately shows up at your house.

ComradeChairmanKGB, in That's not a wand, Harry...
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Dumbledore = catholic Gandalf

spauldo, in That's not a wand, Harry...

It’s just one letter away from “wang”…

Cysioland,
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_cnt0,
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It’s a classic: archive.ph/dRsjY

“Oh, move over,” Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry’s wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

SolarNialamide,

Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Lmfao

SuckMyWang, in Poverty never smelled so good

It’s just a fun way of telling you you’re viewed as human garbage. They’re basically admitting that there are laws needed to stop them from paying you even less. Fucking disgusting.

Tankiedesantski, in When you also send a carrier group to make sure no other outside forces interfere with that process.

America hates open air prisons for Muslims… Just not if their buddy Israel is the warden. https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/0afd1231-9ba0-4c1e-a377-fb603a5f955a.jpeg

micnd90,

https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/81f992c6-8316-4c1f-9bc7-7a55c14a6444.webp

This open air prison looks kinda lit literally and figuratively, probably has better public transport, education, and healthcare than my city (Denver, lmao)

akhial, in Accurate.
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  • Leave home
  • Go Palestine
  • "Balfour declaration bitches"
  • Kick people out of their homes
  • People mad
  • "Oh no help meeereee"

Israel isn’treal.

XTornado, in Riley's going places.

They didn’t have brown pieces at least?

grue, in We are not the same

As a frugal person, I rarely shop at the dollar store because the shit there is so low-quality it’s a poor value even at that price.

Rodeo,

Frugal only counts if you’re poor. Otherwise it’s just being cheap.

dingus,

Imo, it’s absolutely fantastic for things like cards and gift bags.

People only look at a card for like 30 seconds and then forget about it. It makes more sense to get one at 1/6 of the price of a regular one. Same thing with gift bags.

For most other things, everything in it is shit. But it has its niche cases where it’s superior like that.

Fiivemacs,

Don’t even buy cards, waste of money. Blank paper, draw some terrible picture related to the thing, fold it and use that.

It’s custom, much cheaper, people laugh at your crappy art and everyone’s happy, if not happier then some hallmark junk

jonne,

Yep, their business model is basically to sell smaller packages for a low upfront price, taking advantage of customers that either don’t have the money to buy the big package or have limited transport options.

It’s another one of those things that illustrate that it’s expensive to be poor.

Fiivemacs,

This…people tell me to go there all the time but I refuse u less I want junk food or something I know I will throw away after a use or two.

You will always spend more in the end if you shop there

Varyk, in We are not the same

If you cheap, you poor. Embrace your friend!

WalrusDragonOnABike, in It's for our own good though!

Can't sell people's data if people stop using twitter

SuckMyWang,

Facebook and their ghost profiles have entered the chat

kautau,

Social media companies have worked so hard to become walled gardens and have vastly succeeded. Someone naive is like “hey check out this meme” and it’s a facebook, or instagram, or toktik, or twixxxer link that requires a profile before you can can see the content so they can start to demographically align you toward the bulk data they want to advertise toward.

I deleted pretty much all social media years ago, but I stuck it out with Reddit until they fucked over third party app devs. It’s wild to this day how much of my family is surprised that I don’t have a Facebook account

razrabotka,

Yup, pretty much my whole family uses Facebook. Well, mom doesn’t but she uses Instagram which is the same as Facebook but for images

Even my younger sister has Facebook, what has this world become

Sabre363, in Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Now I cry on company time

My brain does not allow me to schedule convenient sad times

Sabre363, in *Automated voice:* Social battery at... 3... percent

This might be why my friends call me a robot.

connaisseur,

🤖

Agent641, in We are not the same

Frugal gang unite!

Vej,

THUG LIFE.

YourFavouriteNPC, in That's not a wand, Harry...

“The schlong choses the wizard”

Tagger,

I mean traditionally, the word to swap on was wang.

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