Wrong explanations only
Colour_me_triggered, For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!
Laticauda, Worm Jesus is about to be crucified.
Geek_King, How-To: Teach Worms About Christianity for fun and Profit!
Aremel, Rub without rhythm, and you won’t attract the worms.
JoeTheSane, Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.
foggy, Running sticks together creates subterranean earth WiFi, which earthworms love.
letsgo, You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it’s the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.
Mr_Dr_Oink, Thats the 5g signals summoning the microchip worms
Pharmacokinetics, 
Worms emerge to worship Jesus
platypus_plumba, The power of Christ compels them!
Daft_ish, (edited ) Crosses when mounted* in the ground allows christ to communicate with worms and summon christmas.
*the horizontal cross must be aligned perfectly parallel with the surface of the earth.
cupcakezealot, 
worms are attracted to jesus being crucified
custard_swollower, Walk without a rhytm, and you won’t attract the worm!
importedreality, 
Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
hakunawazo, (edited ) Wooden cross in uterus attract sperm (but only if you have green pubes).
Yerbouti, How to entertain people on social media.
hydroptic, Hey I said wrong answers only
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