Wrong explanations only
Th4tGuyII, 
It's worm morse code, "my parents aren't home today"
foggy, Running sticks together creates subterranean earth WiFi, which earthworms love.
x4740N, 
Earth Worm Concert
Octopus1348, 
If you do this, the system will bug out and an explosion will happen underground which makes worms and other animals blast out.
Bonehead, Stroke without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.
Cylusthevirus, 
Well they definitely get bigger when the rhythm is right. Do it enough and they can be your weapon of choice.
rug_burn, Stephen King’s latest novel, “Worm Semetary”
nis, Adjust garlic-infused crossed stake until sharp end is directly above the heart of a vampiric earthworm, then thrust.
Laticauda, Worm Jesus is about to be crucified.
sirico, 
Tremors prequel
Geek_King, How-To: Teach Worms About Christianity for fun and Profit!
iAvicenna, 
Thumper prototype obviously
RedditRefugeeTom, How to clear out any excess debris in your leach field!
importedreality, 
Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
zakobjoa, 
Worms are centrists and loooove debating in the marketplace of ideas. You can lure them out with a makeshift political compass.
For some reason most of them turn out to be fascists though.
ReverendIrreverence, 
Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called
hydroptic, Heeeeere wormy wormy, nice wormy. I have some spice for you
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