ThatWeirdGuy1001, They feel the vibrations and think it’s your mom
dukatos, The vibrations are too weak for his mom
VinesNFluff, Would you still love Jesus if he were a worm
don, How to start your car.
hakunawazo, (edited ) Wooden cross in uterus attract sperm (but only if you have green pubes).
cupcakezealot, worms are attracted to jesus being crucified
letsgo, You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it’s the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.
S_204, Tremors plot origin.
planish, If you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.
mpldr, To exorcise parasites from the earth, ram a cross into the ground and magic godly waves will drive then out
Colour_me_triggered, For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!
JungleJim, Underground marionettes?
Mr_Dr_Oink, Thats the 5g signals summoning the microchip worms
autokludge, It’s showing how to start a ground fire.
csm10495, Whacking Day
BurningRiver, (edited ) How to convert worms to Christianity
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