ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

They feel the vibrations and think it’s your mom

dukatos,

The vibrations are too weak for his mom

VinesNFluff,
@VinesNFluff@pawb.social avatar

Would you still love Jesus if he were a worm

don,

How to start your car.

hakunawazo, (edited )

Wooden cross in uterus attract sperm (but only if you have green pubes).

cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

worms are attracted to jesus being crucified

letsgo,

You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it’s the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.

S_204,

Tremors plot origin.

planish,

If you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.

mpldr,
@mpldr@beehaw.org avatar

To exorcise parasites from the earth, ram a cross into the ground and magic godly waves will drive then out

Colour_me_triggered,

For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

JungleJim,

Underground marionettes?

Mr_Dr_Oink,

Thats the 5g signals summoning the microchip worms

autokludge,
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

It’s showing how to start a ground fire.

csm10495,
@csm10495@sh.itjust.works avatar

Whacking Day

BurningRiver, (edited )

How to convert worms to Christianity

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