Wrong explanations only
freewheel, If you bow without rhythm you won’t attract the worm.
Macaroni_ninja, 
Sustainable exorcism using rainforest certified materials only
OhStopYellingAtMe, 
In three days, Earthworm Jim was resurrected, more powerful than ever.
caseyweederman, (edited ) Revolutionary tapeworm treatment
RatsOffToYa, “We’re trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
owenfromcanada, 
Your feeble attempts to start a fire have attracted the ire and distain of the local worms.
Roll initiative!
MrJameGumb, 
It’s a new and ingenious method to cure constipation
Aremel, Rub without rhythm, and you won’t attract the worms.
turddle, Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.
yngmnwntr, We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.
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