Wrong explanations only
Crewman, Summoning bait for the Tremor worms.
HonkTonkWoman, I was going to say this is the opening scene to the next Tremors movie. Maybe they’re summoning an army rather than bait?
Crewman, Oooh, summoning an army of graboids to fight aliens? I’d watch that.
jballs, 
Sign me up. That sounds fucking awesome!
HonkTonkWoman, Hell yeah. I want to see Earl ride one into battle armed to the teeth with finest of redneck engineering.
caseyweederman, (edited ) Revolutionary tapeworm treatment
RatsOffToYa, “We’re trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
bobbyfiend, Even Muad’Dib started out small.
scytale, Usul has called a small one.
hydroptic, Usul has called a small one! Again, it is not the legend
owenfromcanada, 
Your feeble attempts to start a fire have attracted the ire and distain of the local worms.
Roll initiative!
MrJameGumb, 
It’s a new and ingenious method to cure constipation
ThatWeirdGuy1001, 
They feel the vibrations and think it’s your mom
dukatos, The vibrations are too weak for his mom
Aremel, Rub without rhythm, and you won’t attract the worms.
turddle, Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.
yngmnwntr, We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.
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