mpldr,
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To exorcise parasites from the earth, ram a cross into the ground and magic godly waves will drive then out

wuphysics87,

The power of christ compels you

hydroptic,

The power of WORM compels you

Yerbouti,

How to entertain people on social media.

hydroptic,

Hey I said wrong answers only

planish,

If you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.

S_204,

Tremors plot origin.

letsgo,

You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it’s the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.

cupcakezealot,
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worms are attracted to jesus being crucified

hakunawazo, (edited )

Wooden cross in uterus attract sperm (but only if you have green pubes).

don,

How to start your car.

VinesNFluff,
@VinesNFluff@pawb.social avatar

Would you still love Jesus if he were a worm

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