Wrong explanations only
yngmnwntr, We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.
turddle, Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.
Aremel, Rub without rhythm, and you won’t attract the worms.
ThatWeirdGuy1001, 
They feel the vibrations and think it’s your mom
dukatos, The vibrations are too weak for his mom
MrJameGumb, 
It’s a new and ingenious method to cure constipation
owenfromcanada, 
Your feeble attempts to start a fire have attracted the ire and distain of the local worms.
Roll initiative!
bobbyfiend, Even Muad’Dib started out small.
scytale, Usul has called a small one.
hydroptic, Usul has called a small one! Again, it is not the legend
RatsOffToYa, “We’re trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
caseyweederman, (edited ) Revolutionary tapeworm treatment
Crewman, Summoning bait for the Tremor worms.
HonkTonkWoman, I was going to say this is the opening scene to the next Tremors movie. Maybe they’re summoning an army rather than bait?
Crewman, Oooh, summoning an army of graboids to fight aliens? I’d watch that.
jballs, 
Sign me up. That sounds fucking awesome!
HonkTonkWoman, Hell yeah. I want to see Earl ride one into battle armed to the teeth with finest of redneck engineering.
Jezebelley3D, 🎶 "Use 2 sticks to make it in the nature." 🎶
RaoulDook, My 2-sticks bring all the worms to the yard
OhStopYellingAtMe, 
In three days, Earthworm Jim was resurrected, more powerful than ever.
Macaroni_ninja, 
Sustainable exorcism using rainforest certified materials only
tacotroubles, Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.
stebo02, 
*introducing you to her new male friends
StopSpazzing, 
Fking tiktok trend.
freewheel, If you bow without rhythm you won’t attract the worm.
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