Wrong explanations only
Yerbouti, How to entertain people on social media.
hydroptic, Hey I said wrong answers only
wuphysics87, The power of christ compels you
hydroptic, The power of WORM compels you
Digestive_Biscuit, 
Sea Gulls do this but with their feet and not sticks. The worms think it’s raining from the sound and come up to the surface to get eaten.
Lifebandit666, Wrong explanations only
Louisoix, But it is wrong, worms don’t think!
Lifebandit666, Haha I’ve just come from a comment about Brexit, and I’d argue that a lot of Humans don’t think either.
Digestive_Biscuit, Perhaps the worms represent the average person, the sticks represent the media and the hands are those of politicians.
Digestive_Biscuit, Sea Gulls don’t have hands and can’t use sticks like that.
Lifebandit666, You’re acting like birds are actually real or something
Digestive_Biscuit, They’re not. They’re CIA robots.
Pharmacokinetics, 
Worms emerge to worship Jesus
platypus_plumba, The power of Christ compels them!
tacotroubles, Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.
stebo02, 
*introducing you to her new male friends
StopSpazzing, 
Fking tiktok trend.
Jake_Farm, 
Clearly how you summon Shai Hulud.
survivalmachine, This comment has been reported. OP clearly stated “Wrong answers only.”
boywar3, Bless the Maker and His water
Siegfried, Worms being converted to Christianity
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, “They just left him out in the sun to die? He does get us.”
joranvar, You can see the wololo-waves radiating from a cross if you put it in the earth.
MacNCheezus, 
What the heck is even the right explanation for this?
thatsTheCatch, Rub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can’t repay you in away way but they will be very thankful
LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) They can show their thanks by crawling into your bed at night when you are at your most vulnerable deepest stage of sleep.
thatsTheCatch, I love how they feel
lugal, Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
hydroptic, tagged this post NSFW
Not Safe for Worms?
Old_Fat_White_Guy, Norfolk Southern Fans, Wanking
averyminya, No, it stands for “Nethers Seriously, Furiously Wet”
Bonehead, Stroke without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.
Cylusthevirus, 
Well they definitely get bigger when the rhythm is right. Do it enough and they can be your weapon of choice.
ReverendIrreverence, 
Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called
hydroptic, Heeeeere wormy wormy, nice wormy. I have some spice for you
Crewman, Summoning bait for the Tremor worms.
HonkTonkWoman, I was going to say this is the opening scene to the next Tremors movie. Maybe they’re summoning an army rather than bait?
Crewman, Oooh, summoning an army of graboids to fight aliens? I’d watch that.
jballs, 
Sign me up. That sounds fucking awesome!
HonkTonkWoman, Hell yeah. I want to see Earl ride one into battle armed to the teeth with finest of redneck engineering.
Jezebelley3D, 🎶 "Use 2 sticks to make it in the nature." 🎶
RaoulDook, My 2-sticks bring all the worms to the yard
bobbyfiend, Even Muad’Dib started out small.
scytale, Usul has called a small one.
hydroptic, Usul has called a small one! Again, it is not the legend
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