csm10495,
@csm10495@sh.itjust.works avatar

Whacking Day

BurningRiver, (edited )

How to convert worms to Christianity

Digestive_Biscuit,
@Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

Sea Gulls do this but with their feet and not sticks. The worms think it’s raining from the sound and come up to the surface to get eaten.

Lifebandit666,

Wrong explanations only

Louisoix,

But it is wrong, worms don’t think!

Lifebandit666,

Haha I’ve just come from a comment about Brexit, and I’d argue that a lot of Humans don’t think either.

Digestive_Biscuit,
@Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

Perhaps the worms represent the average person, the sticks represent the media and the hands are those of politicians.

Digestive_Biscuit,
@Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

Sea Gulls don’t have hands and can’t use sticks like that.

Lifebandit666,

You’re acting like birds are actually real or something

Digestive_Biscuit,
@Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

They’re not. They’re CIA robots.

Crack0n7uesday,

This is how we mine for the spice.

Angry_Maple,
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

Figure 8(a):

The worms are summoned to protect their creator from being exorcised. In this depiction, you can see the exorcism waves being emitted from the cross.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

What the heck is even the right explanation for this?

gnate,

Summon worms for your Tom Waits cover song by playing the Earth like a bass.

JoeTheSane,

Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Recruiting for the next Tremors film has begun.

Siegfried,

Worms being converted to Christianity

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

“They just left him out in the sun to die? He does get us.”

joranvar,

You can see the wololo-waves radiating from a cross if you put it in the earth.

lseif,

jesus uses a christian forcefield to stop snakes

wuphysics87,

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

tuto193,

How to introduce religion to a new civilazation

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

How to repel vampiric wyrms.

Xyloph,

Worms hate ground wifi

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • memes@lemmy.ml
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #