Jayu,

I consider it to be alarming because it can encourage people to choose cremation unnecessarily, just because it fits the budget. I would not take away or mock anyone’s choice to cremate if that really is their first choice…

But I think it’s upsetting for Orthodox Christians and other groups that require burial and would like to have a dignified casket at an affordable price. Just like how I sometimes feel bothered thinking about *the cost of burial plots." The idea of being fleeced of a significant part of a modest inheritance through the funerary process is really off-putting.

madcaesar,

I get your point, but organized religion LOVES to fleece people. They live for that shit! Make you feel ill and sick and then sell you the 7,500 $ cure!

Zibitee,

I mean at that point, why aren’t churches paying the funeral expenses? Can’t let a Christian corpse get desecrated! It is their Christian duty!

BobbyNevada,

What!? And ruin the bottom line!? Blasphemous!

Jayu,

I imagine that some do pay for it, while others don’t.

I’ve learned there’s a huge variety in compensation for Priests, as well. In places like Greece, where it is the state religion, Priests are government employees, I believe, and they get some fixed amount as public servants, while in much of the world it all depends on the local parish. Many priests have to continue working in the world to pay their bills.

I am not sure if there has been a case at my church where we have crowdfunded a casket but I know we have people pay something like $25 USD a year to be buried in the Church cemetery, which is an absolute steal.

Poor people here are universally cremated.

BobbyNevada,

In Edge runners, they were putting people’s cremated remains in stainless steel capsule, like a world’s worst kinder surprise. That struck me as being very plausible in the future. https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/720764cf-8491-4959-87a1-234be184613b.jpeg

XTornado,

I honestly prefer that.

Timecircleline,

I think there are worse kinder surprises.

veni_vedi_veni, (edited )

Yea, what happens in SOMA fucks with me whenever i think about it.

Digitizing consciousness for use in simulations, and spun up and down in an isolated environment like they are some AWS service.

Pyr_Pressure,

My plan has always been to get cremated and then just bury my ashes somewhere with a little gravestone. No need for a container or anything, after a few years go ahead and bury someone else’s ashes in the same spot and either replace the headstone or figure out a way to stack em. Just have a running tally of names and dates for everyone buried in that plot.

BobbyNevada,

My plan A was similar. Just get cremated and just be scattered around my parents graves. Just so "I’m around“. Plan b, viking funeral. Plan “c” is getting cramated, getting an half and ounce of ashes, putting it in resin keychains. Then during the memorial, “take a little piece of Bob with you.”, and hand out the keychains. Eventually, you are going to lose it, go back to my wife, because she probably has a box of leftover me somewhere.

Honytawk,

First parts are organ donations.

The excess can be used by science.

The excess from that can be burned and thrown somewhere, I don’t care.

BonesOfTheMoon,

They can stick my woofy on a stick and wave it around in a parade for all I care.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

In the mighty words of Danny devito, “when I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.”

BonesOfTheMoon,

Trash man!

captain_aggravated,
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As a woodworker, my first thought is 'I can build my own casket for a tenth of that price."

My second thought is “Damn I need to get into the casket industry.”

MashedTech,

So what did you do?

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

In the 20 minutes since reading the meme, posting a comment elsewhere in the thread, then posting this one? Took a few more bites of my lunch and watched some of a retrospective about the TV show Farscape on Youtube.

MashedTech,

Thank you for information. I am satisfied!

EnderMB,

Just fling me into a wood chipper, and point it at the ground in a field somewhere.

Failing that, I’ve always loved the idea of being strapped to a rocket and launched into space.

If all else fails, I’d like my family to perform a (mostly) shot-for-shot remake of the funeral scene from GoW: Ragnarok.

TheRealKuni,

If all else fails, I’d like my family to perform a (mostly) shot-for-shot remake of the funeral scene from GoW: Ragnarok

Complete with Bear McCreary “Raeb” playing his hurdy-gurdy?

EnderMB,

Of course, ideally it’d be Bear McCreary, but I’d settle for my wife learning to play it.

NocturnalMorning,

I’ve always said to dump me in a ditch somewhere, I’m not gonna care, I’ll be dead. If anybody pays for an expensive ass coffin for me, I will come back and haunt their ass.

Sadrockman,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve said the same thing,same reasoning, but my wife and kids lost their minds when I suggested it. I even suggested planting a tree so they could have a place to consider “me” to be,no dice. So good luck to you and everyone else concerned with saving money or hassle out there.

lobut,

Burial Pod baby: 8billiontrees.com/…/tree-pod-burial/

I would have liked a sky burial or something.

excitingburp,

This is basically what I want done, composting and then burial under a redwood sapling. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_composting

PolandIsAStateOfMind, (edited )
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

Bene Gesserit burials in “Chapterhouse” sound like it: dig a vertical hole, put the body in with (presumably) biodegradable wrapping, plant a tree on it.

Agent641,

My plan, if I live old enough to be facing debilitating age-related illness is to organize all my assets to be distributed beforehand, then hike out into the middle of a dense forest where I cant possibly be found, dig a shallow pit to lie in, and die there by whatever means tickles me at the time.

There are no large predators where I live, so Id just be slowly dissected by the ants and the beetles.

mortrek, (edited )

You basically just rephrased multiple scenes with Frank in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia…

“I mean, I don’t give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What’s the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You’re dead, you’re dead! Oh shit! Is my mic on?”

or another episode: “When I die, just throw me in the trash!”

Just thought it was funny to find people mirroring Frank Reynolds in real life… although I always pretty much agreed with him. I’m more concerned with how traumatizing it’d be for my family to see me in a ditch, and/or being filled with cream.

Bytemeister,

I told my wife that when I die, if she can, claim she doesn’t recognize the body so that the state has to dispose of me to save costs.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I love this so much lol.

Perhapsjustsniffit, (edited )

I told my wife the same…repeatedly. We are Canadian though.

psycho_driver,

How big is the biggest rubbermaid tote?

Agent641,

A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.

psycho_driver,

Hell I’d be ok with someone just throwing me into a big blender then feeding me to some pigs or something.

Diabolo96,

You sure about that buddy ?

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msgraves,

oh god that scp keeps me up at night

Diabolo96,

Yeah, it keep popping in mind from time to time. All we can do is hope it’s not what actually happens and move on or otherwise we’d become mad.

FlihpFlorp,

The page isn’t loading for me, what is it?

Don’t know much about scp but always love what horrors people think of

msgraves,

huh, sometimes wikidot decides to break for a while, does it work now?

FlihpFlorp,

Not yet sadly

msgraves,

what is it?

what happens after.

flashgnash,

Am I the only one that thinks a Viking burial with a raft cobbled together out of logs and stuff by my loved ones would be awesome?

name_NULL111653,

Exactly… Why is this not an option? It needs to be.

flashgnash,

Right? Feel like the building of the raft would be a good way for people to process, wouldn’t be that expensive cause you’d just be using wood and rope instead of a coffin and burial service

yngmnwntr,

Burning rafts don’t get hot enough to cremate a corpse, it’ll just scorch you and dump your body in the lake to wash up on shore and terrify children.

flashgnash,

Is that what happened in actual viking burials?

Surely there’s some way you could make it hot enough

yngmnwntr,

Seems like actual viking burials were…burials…I’m no expert but skimming a few Google search results makes it seem like the burning ship thing never really happened, or at least rarely. Most vikings were ritually buried with weapons, grave goods and sacrifices. The burning boat thing is a Hollywood invention from a Thor myth maybe? Anyway this is why it’s not allowed in most places, you’d need a professional to administer it with as you say a specially constructed ship designed to fully create a body. Your family can’t tie together some logs and burn you themselves. So we’re right back to an expensive funeral industry, but now we get to witness the cremations outdoors so maybe a win.

SeabassDan,

At this point take me to Uruguay and eat me.

psycho_driver, (edited )

I think you mean the Andes between Argentina and Chile. You just need some Uruguayans handy to eat you.

this_1_is_mine,

You just wait to find out how much it cost to make the hole and then to close it. Or to just purchase the little spot of ground that you’re going to be buried beneath. Or how about the giant concrete box they have to bury you in to which goes your casket. Or spending $600 on a single splay flowers… With a bow.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Donate me to science. Have it all. Dissect my woofy for all I care.

M500,

They might just blow you up with bombs or leave you in a field to rot so they can study decomposition.

TheRealKuni,

Awesome! I love the idea of being part of a corpse farm.

Thcdenton,

Just shoot me out of a cannon

Anticorp,

Fuck yeah! Don’t even wait until I’m dead.

the_post_of_tom_joad,

… Any room in there?

occhionaut,

Buckshot!

the_post_of_tom_joad,

Hey partner! Welcome! When they firing this thing?

gnate,

Air frying is just a convection cremation, you know.

occhionaut,

also free snacks for the mourning

saves a ton on catering

nxdefiant,

No need to wait for the next day, you can eat the night of!

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