PolandIsAStateOfMind, Yes. Pizza was always a lie.
I_am_10_squirrels, Pizza is toast, not cake.
Allero, A slice of pizza is, indeed, a toast! With a lot of stuff on top.
DAMunzy, The crust makes it a pie!!
ForgotAboutDre, According to this diagram it makes it a quiche. The definition should be a tart, a quiche is a savoury custard tart.
That would make the pizza a tart.
A pie would be a calzone according to this diagram.
dpkonofa, Is a pie a type of quiche or did the OP choose too narrowly? Is a quiche a type of pie? Should they be reversed?
Allero, (edited ) The hardened browned crumb of a toast is, essentially, a small crust! That’s how pies get it too!
PIE IS A TOAST!!!
DAMunzy, Noooooo!
BananaPeal, So Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.
dpkonofa, I feel like taco is too specific and that there is a better word that covers tacos and submarines. I just can’t come up with the word…
pruwybn, So bread is toast I guess.
Mostly_Gristle, (edited ) And all cake is comprised of at least three toast layers.
Draegur, This classification system is deeply flawed but one of the most obvious ways is failing to recognize that quiche is an arbitrarily over specific example of what its category should ACTUALLY be called, which is obviously PIE.
PIZZA IS PIE TOO. The crust puffing up elevated at the edges contains the ingredients within.
And in this case, a stuffed crust pizza is indeed a PIE SURROUNDED BY A CALZONE.
Alternatively surrounded by a burrito.
Lodespawn, (edited ) Wouldn’t stuffed crust be toast surrounded by sushi?
meekah, if you’re looking at the whole pizza pie, the crust doesn’t have open sides so it’s a calzone. if you’re looking at a single slice, it’s sushi.
stratosfear, Til cutting a pizza turns bread into fish
Draegur, then again, this is a a loop-shaped calzone… topologically, a torus. the chart doesn’t even have an entry for that, but i’m ok with provisionally classifying it as a calzone
Lodespawn, (edited ) I feel like the chart needs a torus entry like some kind of filled doughnut, but I also think a rolled, filled torus is closer to a sushi roll than a calzone. I think everyone is just settling on calzone because we are talking about pizza and ignoring the structure and shape which is what this is about. How does a torus fit into the cube rule anyway? You can only consider it as the base structure which is a tube, ie sushi.
beefcat, the stuffed crust is prepared as a calzone but becomes sushi once the pizza is sliced.
daemoz, This was my exact assessment. I like how u think
dpkonofa, I just questioned this elsewhere and am in full agreement. Should be a pie.
Kase, What’s your opinion on thin-crust pizza? Is it toast? I feel like it’s toast.
Draegur, you know what, yeah actually, i think i agree with that too!
sukhmel, Your comment makes me think that we’re missing (at least) one of configurations on the diagram, the one where two bases are perpendicular to each other. A slice of pizza will have that configuration, but I am too culinary-challenged to imagine anything else by that shape to name it after 🤔
ThatWeirdGuy1001, So a burrito is a calzone?
Tja, Until you bite it, then it becomes a quiche.
altima_neo, So a Wellington is a sushi or calzone?
Mok98, A calzone, the ends aren’t open. A wellington is usually shown cut but that doesn’t change its identification
Aurenkin, And now I want calzone attached toast
Manifish_Destiny, A chilli relleno is a quiche
june, I think stuffed crust is sushi attached to toast
elrik, I was thinking the same, but then realized it’s probably just quiche.
SinkingLotus, A stuffed crust pizza would be a calzone only when it’s still yet to be cut into slices.
The moment a slice is removed from the whole would be when it becomes sushi.
Tja, The image specifically talks about a slice 🍕
nul, Everyone in this thread ignoring that sushi refers to the style and preparation of the rice. The rolled sushi is maki, literally “to roll.”
Tlaloc_Temporal, Everyone in this thread is ignoring a lot, mostly that vastly different preparation methods van make the same structure, and the same method vastly different structures. Like pasta, which category you get depends on exactly what kind you have.
lemmyknow,
Mongostein, A perogy is a calzone then I guess
jonsnothere, So a Big Mac is cake?
Mok98, Absolutely
Mr_Blott, At no point is pie taken into account here
peetabix, What about the Danish French Hotdog? Where does that fit in?
avocadobaby, It’s a tall quiche
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