balderdash9,

All the money was spent on the corvette outside

PhreakyByNature,

Dodge RAM and you know it.

Tb0n3,

And?

Buttermilk,
@Buttermilk@lemmy.ml avatar

Fake. Sheets are too clean

some_guy,

There wouldn’t even be sheets if it was me. Also, lose the gun.

Donkter,

In fact, forget the house!

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

pfft. what I waste. I would use a hammock.

SquareBear,

This pic is obviously American.

joneskind,

It could be a toy gun

DragonTypeWyvern,

Why?

Real guns are cheaper.

Voyajer,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

I know, right? That’s obviously a type B power outlet on the left wall.

sleepy555,

Gotta protect your mattress somehow.

TauZero,

Look at this fatcat using a water bottle! You can drink perfectly fine water from the tap. Don’t even need a cup if you put your palms together.

Bloodwoodsrisen,
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

My brother just puts his face under the faucet

saigot,

Real men suck it directly from the teet faucet.

brown567,

The water bottle is refilled from the tap so I can stay hydrated on the go XD

SamXavia,
@SamXavia@kbin.social avatar

No need for anything if you aren't at home most of the time.

That or let's see that Gaming setup as you know that has some comfy shit.

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Gotta hydrate!

10_0,

God I wish I could love like this

riodoro1,

Yeah man, I feel you. I used to be able to but now its lost.

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@midwest.social avatar

That’s the meme? But that’s just gender stereotypes

Grimble,

Yeah and they’re fairly accurate

RojoSanIchiban,

*shitty gender stereotypes

antonim,

Kind of, but on the other hand people (male, I believe) are openly agreeing with it ITT and apparently find it funny.

1847953620,

it’s ok if it’s true, right?

TropicalDingdong,

no it’s ok if it’s funny

UlyssesT, (edited )

There are no stereotypes in memes. Never ever morshupls

Also, in your bio, speaking of stereotypes:

No sense arguing with tankies. Every take I’ve seen from hexbear itt is absolute brainrot, and I can’t wait until we can block entire instances. wojak-nooo

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

People don’t choose to be whatever gender they are, but they do choose whether to use hexbear or not

0xD,

The quote there is not a stereotype, it’s a fact.

UlyssesT,

Feeling something strongly, no matter strongly, doesn’t make your subjective opinion about people you don’t like into a fact. You’re contaminating the definition of “fact” just by being that enraged about people that you disagree with. expert-shapiro

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Yes. A woman will buy him a holster for his gun.

Both Glocks and cocks need a holster.

spacecadet,

Literally my apartment when I was making 6 figures. Women be like “I don’t date poor dudes”. I’m like “lol just because I don’t blow my entire paycheck on Barre, Whole Foods, and shitty brand new apartment with paper thin walls doesn’t make me poor”

LordKitsuna,

Rather it is because you don’t do those things that you are not. I personally still like to have at least a box spring, but for the most part my bedroom is, well, a room that I put my bed in. I don’t understand the need for $1,000 of pillows that we aren’t allowed to actually sleep with overly fancy blankets that look nice in a photo but aren’t anywhere near as comfortable as a cheap down blanket at Costco.

Don’t get me wrong I do enjoy things looking nice, but there has to be some value to the item other than just it looks nicer. Function over form ideally function with form but in the bedroom form rarely follows function

Assian_Candor,
@Assian_Candor@hexbear.net avatar

Meanwhile dudes with furniture are laying pipe lol

BruceLee,

First : No.
Second : Why is the problem with this place ? I would love to live this way : cleaning would be so easy.

papalonian,

What prevents you from living this way? If the main plus you’re seeing is “easier to clean”, I assume that means you’ve got more furniture and such. What’s stopping you from getting rid of everything except what’s pictured?

jackoneill,

Having a wife and kid

BruceLee,

I’m slowly trying. I try to do those minimalistic and zero waste decluttering challenges and it’s helping a lot.

But I can get ride of a frame bed, my climate are too cold to sleep that close to the floor. Anyway, there is still a lot of thing i can get ride of.

Gorvin,

I see no game console, so I can’t say this is true. There’s also like a few cans of any beverage and a few cups of noodles missing from this picture.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

And water. A real bachelor hydrates with beer/energy drinks/hard liquor

happybadger,
@happybadger@hexbear.net avatar

I’d immediately go for the minimalist apartment. A floor bed that I can roll up, a table and chairs I can stash, just a big open space with dozens more plants and my gun.

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