SquareBear,

This pic is obviously American.

joneskind,

It could be a toy gun

DragonTypeWyvern,

Why?

Real guns are cheaper.

Voyajer,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

I know, right? That’s obviously a type B power outlet on the left wall.

sleepy555,

Gotta protect your mattress somehow.

Selmafudd,

The only thing really wrong with this picture is how far off the wall the mattress is… how many times during the night does this bloke need to pick his pillow back up

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

He’s probably like me, where we hate feeling the wall while I sleep

1847953620,

this guy fucks sleeps on the floor

pingveno,

Maybe it’s like that to accommodate putting in a window fan?

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@midwest.social avatar

That’s the meme? But that’s just gender stereotypes

Grimble,

Yeah and they’re fairly accurate

RojoSanIchiban,

*shitty gender stereotypes

antonim,

Kind of, but on the other hand people (male, I believe) are openly agreeing with it ITT and apparently find it funny.

1847953620,

it’s ok if it’s true, right?

TropicalDingdong,

no it’s ok if it’s funny

UlyssesT, (edited )

There are no stereotypes in memes. Never ever morshupls

Also, in your bio, speaking of stereotypes:

No sense arguing with tankies. Every take I’ve seen from hexbear itt is absolute brainrot, and I can’t wait until we can block entire instances. wojak-nooo

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

People don’t choose to be whatever gender they are, but they do choose whether to use hexbear or not

0xD,

The quote there is not a stereotype, it’s a fact.

UlyssesT,

Feeling something strongly, no matter strongly, doesn’t make your subjective opinion about people you don’t like into a fact. You’re contaminating the definition of “fact” just by being that enraged about people that you disagree with. expert-shapiro

Buttermilk,
@Buttermilk@lemmy.ml avatar

Fake. Sheets are too clean

some_guy,

There wouldn’t even be sheets if it was me. Also, lose the gun.

Donkter,

In fact, forget the house!

MrPoopyButthole,

Under capitalism, yes.

Under socialism? Men would all be spending their new free time learning woodworking and making gigantic overengineered furniture out of oak and mahogany.

TrousersMcPants,

Idk id probably be chilling

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

It drinking and dancing with the boys to some hard bass

DSTGU,

Nah. I would totally still lay on the floor.

balderdash9,

All the money was spent on the corvette outside

PhreakyByNature,

Dodge RAM and you know it.

motor_spirit,

back when my room was like this, the bros used to joke about “grabbing some carpet” like any other seat

but it’s just five hungover dudes laying in front of a futon with lotr or forest gump on again

simpler times boys

DmMacniel,

Did that carpet tied the room together?

Assian_Candor,
@Assian_Candor@hexbear.net avatar

Fellas is it gay to have furniture

Black_Gulaman,
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What for? You can sit on the floor, you can put your things on the floor, wait you can eat on the floor too? Great!

420blazeit69,

You have your sink to eat over, too!

pingveno,

I had a mattress that I had directly on a cement floor in a basement. That was an expensive mistake. The mattress retained moisture because it couldn’t breath, contributing to it collapsing. A basic bed frame is cheap, makes the room look nicer, and provides extra storage space underneath.

I’ve been having some fun with my current setup. I have a bed, nightstand, desk, dresser, and closet in one room. It’s maybe a little cozy, but functional as long as I put some thought into it. I even have a nice space in the middle that I can pretend I use to work out in.

Galli,

I think the idealization of this kind of spartan living space is basically the same as the cryptobro idealization of unregulated currency.

Over time exposure to reality will result in making compromise after compromise to solve each problem that arises until you have reinvented from first principles the very same standards that everyone else in society already arrived at.

pingveno,

I get where you’re coming from, especially when it’s something like OP’s post where it’s just a bed and some junk. But there’s a difference between spartan and efficient. A spartan setup doesn’t provide much functionality beyond the basics (sleep, clothing). An efficient setup might take reworking, but it squeezes a multitude of uses into a small to medium sized room.

interdimensionalmeme,

Sone would say these occasional fruitless détours are healthy

SOB_Van_Owen,

Once, I used a bunch of plastic storage bins as a bedframe. Properly elevated bed, plus a lot of storage.

oshitwaddup,
@oshitwaddup@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz avatar

I’d be worried about them breaking when things get vigorous

funkless_eck,

oh don’t worry if you live like this that’ll hardly ever happen

pingveno,

I would also be worried about them trapping moisture. Bed slats provide a nice gap for moisture to escape to.

interdimensionalmeme,

Yes, there are clear advantages to bed above floor technology

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

Oh, it’s silly stereotype time? I’ll play!

Whoever made this is just mad that the bed isn’t covered in $50 throw pillows.

xX_fnord_Xx,

Look at the king of England over here with a pillow and a double wide mattress!

TauZero,

Look at this fatcat using a water bottle! You can drink perfectly fine water from the tap. Don’t even need a cup if you put your palms together.

Bloodwoodsrisen,
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

My brother just puts his face under the faucet

saigot,

Real men suck it directly from the teet faucet.

brown567,

The water bottle is refilled from the tap so I can stay hydrated on the go XD

Gorvin,

I see no game console, so I can’t say this is true. There’s also like a few cans of any beverage and a few cups of noodles missing from this picture.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

And water. A real bachelor hydrates with beer/energy drinks/hard liquor

Frozengyro,

If it weren’t for women we’d still be in caves, sleeping on hay with a rock for a pillow… and it would be amazing!

Steamymoomilk,

Confused unga bunga

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Return to monke

Maoo,
@Maoo@hexbear.net avatar

Can’t stub your toe on the bed frame if there’s no bed frame

257m,

Can’t fall out of bed either! Steps on the gun and accidently shoots thenselves

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Shoots his nuts off

_dev_null,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

Stop shooting people in the dick!

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