EffortlessEffluvium,

47 years ago, my 4th grade (US) teacher made me eat the school cafeteria’s cole slaw, never mind that I told her I really don’t like cole slaw. Threw it right up! My mother was pretty mad at my teacher for that…

incompetentboob,

Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I can tell a lot about you from that statement.

You like pineapple on pizza.

You once played seven minutes in heaven…with your cousin

You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.

mindbleach,

All we know is, he’s incompetentboob.

incompetentboob,

Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Yes, but that’s not a wand in my pocket.

saltesc,

I hope it’s not a dick. Why all these people that keep a dick in their pocket?

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

A duck’s quack does not echo. A duck weighs the same as a witch.

Tyfud,

That’s just one fact though. I’m pretty sure they debunked the no echo bit.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wait, isn’t seven minutes with your cousin in the dark the definition of heaven?

Also. What duck?

Sombyr,
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Gestrid,

That’s an oddly specific video, and I enjoyed every second of it. XD

TheFriar,

Fuck coleslaw.

Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.

JoYo,
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you can make coleslaw with salt and vinegar. if youre not salting your veggies then you might be a rabbit.

SeeMinusMinus,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

conorab,

Coleslaw is good as long as it’s kept cold. Room temperature or higher coleslaw is horrid! To be fair, that applied to a lot of salads though.

oo1ooo11o1o1o1,

What about on a burger? It naturally gets warm that way but it is still amazing.

mycatiskai,

Then it is Slaw, rather than Coldslaw.

conorab,

Oh that’s still awesome!

JayJay,

I like cabbage and coleslaw just has a very wide range of good and bad. I’ve had coleslaw that tastes like a bar of soap, and I’ve had coleslaw that’s delicious. For me, cabbage is better than lettuce on a sandwich though, so im biased af.

general_kitten,

cabbage is just salad 2.0

PyroNeurosis,
@PyroNeurosis@lemmy.world avatar

Huh. Never considered a cabbage-wich before. Gonna have me a fun weekend now!

DigitalPaperTrail,

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  • Delphia,

    Also who TF sits down to a big bowl of coleslaw? Its a side dish. You pair it with shit.

    Julienne apple slaw and spicy pulled pork.

    Candied pinapple slaw and jerk chicken.

    Elevate your cullinary game folks.

    dgendreau,
    @dgendreau@lemmy.world avatar

    I once ordered a Reuben at a deli and they made with coleslaw instead of sauerkraut. I said that is not a Reuben and I’m not paying for it.

    southsamurai,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Amen!

    I fucking love me some slaw, but a Reuben by definition has kraut, period.

    spudwart,
    @spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

    I don’t see the difference. Coleslaw is cold trash while Sauerkraut is hot trash.

    Asafum,

    That’s an interesting way of writing “my taste buds are unrefined.”

    :P

    Blackmist,

    Stick some ketchup and shrimps in it. Mayo is shit but a good base for poor man’s seafood sauce.

    I swear you used to be able to buy it like this. Maybe the shrimp went off too fast if just served chilled.

    decisivelyhoodnoises,

    ketchup

    Yeah this should he illegal, wtf

    Blackmist,

    What do you think seafood sauce is? Sure, you can buy it in a fancy little jar, but it’s still 99% ketchup and mayo.

    WeirdGoesPro,
    @WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I’ve never heard of a cocktail sauce made with mayo—are you thinking of horseradish?

    Blackmist,

    Literally the first link Google gave me for seafood sauce recipe

    Ingredients

    5 Tablespoons mayonnaise

    5 Tablespoons Tomato ketchup tomato chutney

    1 tsp Worcestershire sauce

    ½ teaspoon Tabasco Sauce

    1 teaspoon Horseradish Sauce (optional)

    a squeeze of lemon or lime juice

    I mean, you could take out the mayo and just eat horseradish. Depends where you live and how much you like spicy shit.

    decisivelyhoodnoises,

    Yeah I think it is cultural but this should be illegal too. This is what I was doing in kindergarten when I was mixing all the sauces and I was thinking that it was exceptional. Mixing 5 end-products is not considered “recipe” in some parts of the world

    WeirdGoesPro,
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    Go figure—I looked up two recipes before I commented, and neither one had mayo. I guess it must be optional.

    Blackmist,

    It’s possibly search engines doing the whole regional thing. 🤷

    STUPIDVIPGUY,

    huh? coleslaw is amazing

    dewritoninja,

    I will die defending coleslaw you heathens

    ryathal,

    The overly sweet crap at most restaurants can go straight in the trash.

    Darkenfolk,

    “Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live”, ~some holy book

    imgprojts,

    The book of the Dave Matthews band chapter 3 verse 6.

    Agent641,

    Miss mebwith that KFC slop but homemade is the GOAT.

    KuroiKaze,

    Coleslaw is food you give to someone you hate. Mayo and cabbage? What did I knock up your sister or something? Please give me something with even one goddamn spice in it.

    southsamurai,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    See, there’s the problem.

    Slaw ain’t mayo and cabbage. It’s more of a cabbage salad, the way you make chicken salad, or whatever.

    It’s all about the extras, the mayo is just the carrier, and the slaw is your base.

    You have to bring pepper to the mix, or you’re wasting your time. A bit of apple cider vinegar too. From there, it’s about fine tuning.

    The carrots are optional, obviously. And I’ve seen raisins added when there’s carrots, and it’s here than it sounds.

    But. Spice wise, you should bring a touch of paprika to the mix, a little pinch of cumin maybe, and some ground red pepper to give that kick underneath those.

    Gotta be friendly with your salt cellar, but not too crazy.

    And, believe it or not, the tiniest hint of sugar. I’m talking a literal pinch of the stuff per head of cabbage. Maybe two if you’re feeling weird. It enhances the spices, makes the vinegar more subtle, and amplifies the salt so you don’t have to use as much salt. Kinda like how a tiny bit of salt in sweet things can let you use less sugar and still get the flavor right.

    Keep your cabbage spread small, smaller than you think it should be. The smallest size in most graters is where you want to be.

    Now, instead of this bland mess, you’ve got something that pops and brings its own taste to the party.

    slackassassin,

    I used to make giant bowls of slaw on the daily and the first thing I did was get my salt, sugar, vinegar ratio set. Once had that shit tangin’ out, I’d add the rest of the spices with a dollup of mayo. Slap dash and taste as you go, so fun.

    southsamurai,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Fuck yeah!

    Teon,
    @Teon@kbin.social avatar

    Ummm... cabbage makes your tits grow... so, there's that.

    backhdlp,
    @backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Where to buy thirty five kilos of cabbages

    darcy,
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    really?

    Blackout,
    @Blackout@kbin.social avatar

    Seems like someone has their weekend planned

    darcy,
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    indeed.

    Teon,
    @Teon@kbin.social avatar

    Russian moms would tell their daughters this.

    Lifebandit666,

    That explains my man tits

    LoamImprovement,

    Is it really that bad? Like I’ve had bad slaw before but the good stuff with fennel and celery seed is tasty. Nice little appetizer to your fish and chippo.

    RickyRigatoni,
    @RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

    coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

    pyrflie,

    Bless their heart.

    BakedGoods,

    If your culture is mixing mayonnaise into everything I want no part in it.

    Catweazle,
    @Catweazle@vivaldi.net avatar

    @BakedGoods @RickyRigatoni

    A couple in an elegant restaurant in Texas. The waiter appears, dressed in a tailcoat with a bottle wrapped in a napkin: "Chateo de Sauce, 1985" and pours a little into the customer's glass, the customer tastes it and nods. The Waiter leaves and the other couple says "Wow, you were right, really a high-class restaurant."
    "I already said it, and this was just the ketchup."

    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    ‘fuck, I fucking love coleslaw’ said no one ever.

    dmention7,

    ‘fuck, I fucking love coleslaw Track_Shovel’ said no one ever.

    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    Accurate

    southsamurai,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Dude, you gotta come south! Even the bad slaw here is edible, unless it’s made by damn yankees that moved here.

    Like, maybe you wouldn’t like it, but slaw varies so much by recipe and by ingredients quality that it never surprises me that someone hates it until they try a different version, but still hates the original version they thought of as slaw.

    Like, even KFC slaw, which is mid tier at best, I can just skip the damn chicken and have that. And that ain’t good slaw.

    Like, damn. You get some nice, peppery cabbage, shred it fine and do more than add mayo, and you’ll be at edible for sure. Maybe not something you get seconds of, but it’s okay enough.

    I fucking love some fucking slaw. Cole slaw is pretty much my favorite slaw, but there’s vinegar slaws too, and even yogurt slaws. And damn, you get some bbq slaw, all vinegary and with plenty of red pepper in it, there isn’t anything better on pit smoked bbq. Like, damn! Whether it’s on the bun with it, or as a side with a bbq plate, it cuts through the fats as a palate cleanser, and still manages to be worth eating on its own.

    And some yogurt slaw? Fuck me running! It’s more like a fruit salad with a lot of cabbage added tbh, but it works. Carrots, raisins, and finely sliced apples, some salt and pepper. You’ll slap yo mama.

    Oh! And you get some fucking prime-ass cole slaw, you grab a biscuit, you slap some fried chicken on that motherfucker and top it with slaw. Gods damn, boys, that’s the fucking lunch if champions right there!

    I am fucking enthusiast about slaw.

    Maeve,

    Not true! But that’s not proper slaw.

    Late2TheParty,
    @Late2TheParty@lemmy.world avatar

    Fuck! I fucking love coleslaw!

    Hahahahhaha Seriously, though. I’ll take your portions.

    NightAuthor,

    Church’s chicken makes the coleslaw of my people

    BorgDrone,

    I made this a while back for a BBQ and everyone loved it, it was gone in no time.

    SexyTimeSasquatch,

    Make better coleslaw maybe?

    Supervisor194,
    @Supervisor194@lemmy.world avatar

    Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.

    SpaceNoodle,

    My colleague’s ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.

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