Do yourself a favor
JokeDeity, How come only fried chicken restaurants have good coleslaw? Any other restaurants or store bought I’ve tried have been terrible, but chicken places always have the good shit.
WeirdGoesPro, 
Because they actually make it themselves with quality ingredients.
peopleproblems, … I’m glad someone else said it
FastWarfarin, 
Finally someone with a like mind
Blackmist, Stick some ketchup and shrimps in it. Mayo is shit but a good base for poor man’s seafood sauce.
I swear you used to be able to buy it like this. Maybe the shrimp went off too fast if just served chilled.
decisivelyhoodnoises, ketchup
Yeah this should he illegal, wtf
Blackmist, What do you think seafood sauce is? Sure, you can buy it in a fancy little jar, but it’s still 99% ketchup and mayo.
WeirdGoesPro, I’ve never heard of a cocktail sauce made with mayo—are you thinking of horseradish?
Blackmist, Literally the first link Google gave me for seafood sauce recipe
Ingredients
5 Tablespoons mayonnaise
5 Tablespoons Tomato ketchup tomato chutney
1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
½ teaspoon Tabasco Sauce
1 teaspoon Horseradish Sauce (optional)
a squeeze of lemon or lime juice
I mean, you could take out the mayo and just eat horseradish. Depends where you live and how much you like spicy shit.
decisivelyhoodnoises, Yeah I think it is cultural but this should be illegal too. This is what I was doing in kindergarten when I was mixing all the sauces and I was thinking that it was exceptional. Mixing 5 end-products is not considered “recipe” in some parts of the world
WeirdGoesPro, Go figure—I looked up two recipes before I commented, and neither one had mayo. I guess it must be optional.
Blackmist, It’s possibly search engines doing the whole regional thing. 🤷
Teon, 
Ummm... cabbage makes your tits grow... so, there's that.
backhdlp, 
Where to buy thirty five kilos of cabbages
darcy, 
really?
Blackout, 
Seems like someone has their weekend planned
darcy, indeed.
Teon, Russian moms would tell their daughters this.
Lifebandit666, That explains my man tits
RickyRigatoni, 
coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘
pyrflie, Bless their heart.
BakedGoods, If your culture is mixing mayonnaise into everything I want no part in it.
Catweazle, Spanish 
A couple in an elegant restaurant in Texas. The waiter appears, dressed in a tailcoat with a bottle wrapped in a napkin: "Chateo de Sauce, 1985" and pours a little into the customer's glass, the customer tastes it and nods. The Waiter leaves and the other couple says "Wow, you were right, really a high-class restaurant."
"I already said it, and this was just the ketchup."
fluke, 
How about you go in the trash with the caesar salad?
DigitalPaperTrail, deleted_by_author
Delphia, Also who TF sits down to a big bowl of coleslaw? Its a side dish. You pair it with shit.
Julienne apple slaw and spicy pulled pork.
Candied pinapple slaw and jerk chicken.
Elevate your cullinary game folks.
XbSuper, If you like coleslaw, I hate you.
dgendreau, 
I once ordered a Reuben at a deli and they made with coleslaw instead of sauerkraut. I said that is not a Reuben and I’m not paying for it.
southsamurai, 
Amen!
I fucking love me some slaw, but a Reuben by definition has kraut, period.
spudwart, 
I don’t see the difference. Coleslaw is cold trash while Sauerkraut is hot trash.
Asafum, That’s an interesting way of writing “my taste buds are unrefined.”
:P
spudwart, Alright so, here are the “Throw it in the trash” sides
- Coleslaw
- Sauerkraut
- Cauliflower
- Sweet Potato Fries
- Mashed Potatoes w/ Skin
- BBQ Chips
southsamurai, What what?!
Are you trying to have demons summoned and sent to torment you? Because that’s how you get demons summoned and sent to torment you
WeirdGoesPro, I like all of these things.
spudwart,
dewritoninja, I will die defending coleslaw you heathens
ryathal, The overly sweet crap at most restaurants can go straight in the trash.
Darkenfolk, “Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live”, ~some holy book
imgprojts, The book of the Dave Matthews band chapter 3 verse 6.
Agent641, Miss mebwith that KFC slop but homemade is the GOAT.
JayJay, I like cabbage and coleslaw just has a very wide range of good and bad. I’ve had coleslaw that tastes like a bar of soap, and I’ve had coleslaw that’s delicious. For me, cabbage is better than lettuce on a sandwich though, so im biased af.
general_kitten, cabbage is just salad 2.0
PyroNeurosis, 
Huh. Never considered a cabbage-wich before. Gonna have me a fun weekend now!
redcalcium, Why make coleslaw when you can deep fried (or air fried) the cabbage. Less effort and tastier result.
southsamurai, As a southern cook, where and when would you like me to pit smoke you and serve you on a bun with a nice aise of slaw?
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