janus2,
@janus2@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

i am the trash

JayJay,

I like cabbage and coleslaw just has a very wide range of good and bad. I’ve had coleslaw that tastes like a bar of soap, and I’ve had coleslaw that’s delicious. For me, cabbage is better than lettuce on a sandwich though, so im biased af.

general_kitten,

cabbage is just salad 2.0

PyroNeurosis,
@PyroNeurosis@lemmy.world avatar

Huh. Never considered a cabbage-wich before. Gonna have me a fun weekend now!

KuroiKaze,

Coleslaw is food you give to someone you hate. Mayo and cabbage? What did I knock up your sister or something? Please give me something with even one goddamn spice in it.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

See, there’s the problem.

Slaw ain’t mayo and cabbage. It’s more of a cabbage salad, the way you make chicken salad, or whatever.

It’s all about the extras, the mayo is just the carrier, and the slaw is your base.

You have to bring pepper to the mix, or you’re wasting your time. A bit of apple cider vinegar too. From there, it’s about fine tuning.

The carrots are optional, obviously. And I’ve seen raisins added when there’s carrots, and it’s here than it sounds.

But. Spice wise, you should bring a touch of paprika to the mix, a little pinch of cumin maybe, and some ground red pepper to give that kick underneath those.

Gotta be friendly with your salt cellar, but not too crazy.

And, believe it or not, the tiniest hint of sugar. I’m talking a literal pinch of the stuff per head of cabbage. Maybe two if you’re feeling weird. It enhances the spices, makes the vinegar more subtle, and amplifies the salt so you don’t have to use as much salt. Kinda like how a tiny bit of salt in sweet things can let you use less sugar and still get the flavor right.

Keep your cabbage spread small, smaller than you think it should be. The smallest size in most graters is where you want to be.

Now, instead of this bland mess, you’ve got something that pops and brings its own taste to the party.

slackassassin,

I used to make giant bowls of slaw on the daily and the first thing I did was get my salt, sugar, vinegar ratio set. Once had that shit tangin’ out, I’d add the rest of the spices with a dollup of mayo. Slap dash and taste as you go, so fun.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fuck yeah!

marx2k,

I’ll take it if you’re not gonna eat it

conorab,

Coleslaw is good as long as it’s kept cold. Room temperature or higher coleslaw is horrid! To be fair, that applied to a lot of salads though.

oo1ooo11o1o1o1,

What about on a burger? It naturally gets warm that way but it is still amazing.

mycatiskai,

Then it is Slaw, rather than Coldslaw.

conorab,

Oh that’s still awesome!

dgendreau,
@dgendreau@lemmy.world avatar

I once ordered a Reuben at a deli and they made with coleslaw instead of sauerkraut. I said that is not a Reuben and I’m not paying for it.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Amen!

I fucking love me some slaw, but a Reuben by definition has kraut, period.

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

I don’t see the difference. Coleslaw is cold trash while Sauerkraut is hot trash.

Asafum,

That’s an interesting way of writing “my taste buds are unrefined.”

:P

peopleproblems,

… I’m glad someone else said it

Teon,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

Ummm... cabbage makes your tits grow... so, there's that.

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Where to buy thirty five kilos of cabbages

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

really?

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Seems like someone has their weekend planned

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

indeed.

Teon,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

Russian moms would tell their daughters this.

Lifebandit666,

That explains my man tits

JokeDeity,

How come only fried chicken restaurants have good coleslaw? Any other restaurants or store bought I’ve tried have been terrible, but chicken places always have the good shit.

WeirdGoesPro,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Because they actually make it themselves with quality ingredients.

FastWarfarin,
@FastWarfarin@lemmy.world avatar

Finally someone with a like mind

XbSuper,

If you like coleslaw, I hate you.

redcalcium,

Why make coleslaw when you can deep fried (or air fried) the cabbage. Less effort and tastier result.

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Alright so, here are the “Throw it in the trash” sides

  • Coleslaw
  • Sauerkraut
  • Cauliflower
  • Sweet Potato Fries
  • Mashed Potatoes w/ Skin
  • BBQ Chips
southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

What what?!

Are you trying to have demons summoned and sent to torment you? Because that’s how you get demons summoned and sent to torment you

WeirdGoesPro,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I like all of these things.

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar
fluke,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

How about you go in the trash with the caesar salad?

Blackmist,

Stick some ketchup and shrimps in it. Mayo is shit but a good base for poor man’s seafood sauce.

I swear you used to be able to buy it like this. Maybe the shrimp went off too fast if just served chilled.

decisivelyhoodnoises,

ketchup

Yeah this should he illegal, wtf

Blackmist,

What do you think seafood sauce is? Sure, you can buy it in a fancy little jar, but it’s still 99% ketchup and mayo.

WeirdGoesPro,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’ve never heard of a cocktail sauce made with mayo—are you thinking of horseradish?

Blackmist,

Literally the first link Google gave me for seafood sauce recipe

Ingredients

5 Tablespoons mayonnaise

5 Tablespoons Tomato ketchup tomato chutney

1 tsp Worcestershire sauce

½ teaspoon Tabasco Sauce

1 teaspoon Horseradish Sauce (optional)

a squeeze of lemon or lime juice

I mean, you could take out the mayo and just eat horseradish. Depends where you live and how much you like spicy shit.

decisivelyhoodnoises,

Yeah I think it is cultural but this should be illegal too. This is what I was doing in kindergarten when I was mixing all the sauces and I was thinking that it was exceptional. Mixing 5 end-products is not considered “recipe” in some parts of the world

WeirdGoesPro,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Go figure—I looked up two recipes before I commented, and neither one had mayo. I guess it must be optional.

Blackmist,

It’s possibly search engines doing the whole regional thing. 🤷

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