Blackmist,

Stick some ketchup and shrimps in it. Mayo is shit but a good base for poor man’s seafood sauce.

I swear you used to be able to buy it like this. Maybe the shrimp went off too fast if just served chilled.

decisivelyhoodnoises,

ketchup

Yeah this should he illegal, wtf

Blackmist,

What do you think seafood sauce is? Sure, you can buy it in a fancy little jar, but it’s still 99% ketchup and mayo.

WeirdGoesPro,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’ve never heard of a cocktail sauce made with mayo—are you thinking of horseradish?

Blackmist,

Literally the first link Google gave me for seafood sauce recipe

Ingredients

5 Tablespoons mayonnaise

5 Tablespoons Tomato ketchup tomato chutney

1 tsp Worcestershire sauce

½ teaspoon Tabasco Sauce

1 teaspoon Horseradish Sauce (optional)

a squeeze of lemon or lime juice

I mean, you could take out the mayo and just eat horseradish. Depends where you live and how much you like spicy shit.

decisivelyhoodnoises,

Yeah I think it is cultural but this should be illegal too. This is what I was doing in kindergarten when I was mixing all the sauces and I was thinking that it was exceptional. Mixing 5 end-products is not considered “recipe” in some parts of the world

WeirdGoesPro,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Go figure—I looked up two recipes before I commented, and neither one had mayo. I guess it must be optional.

Blackmist,

It’s possibly search engines doing the whole regional thing. 🤷

FastWarfarin,
@FastWarfarin@lemmy.world avatar

Finally someone with a like mind

peopleproblems,

… I’m glad someone else said it

JokeDeity,

How come only fried chicken restaurants have good coleslaw? Any other restaurants or store bought I’ve tried have been terrible, but chicken places always have the good shit.

WeirdGoesPro,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Because they actually make it themselves with quality ingredients.

KuroiKaze,

Coleslaw is food you give to someone you hate. Mayo and cabbage? What did I knock up your sister or something? Please give me something with even one goddamn spice in it.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

See, there’s the problem.

Slaw ain’t mayo and cabbage. It’s more of a cabbage salad, the way you make chicken salad, or whatever.

It’s all about the extras, the mayo is just the carrier, and the slaw is your base.

You have to bring pepper to the mix, or you’re wasting your time. A bit of apple cider vinegar too. From there, it’s about fine tuning.

The carrots are optional, obviously. And I’ve seen raisins added when there’s carrots, and it’s here than it sounds.

But. Spice wise, you should bring a touch of paprika to the mix, a little pinch of cumin maybe, and some ground red pepper to give that kick underneath those.

Gotta be friendly with your salt cellar, but not too crazy.

And, believe it or not, the tiniest hint of sugar. I’m talking a literal pinch of the stuff per head of cabbage. Maybe two if you’re feeling weird. It enhances the spices, makes the vinegar more subtle, and amplifies the salt so you don’t have to use as much salt. Kinda like how a tiny bit of salt in sweet things can let you use less sugar and still get the flavor right.

Keep your cabbage spread small, smaller than you think it should be. The smallest size in most graters is where you want to be.

Now, instead of this bland mess, you’ve got something that pops and brings its own taste to the party.

slackassassin,

I used to make giant bowls of slaw on the daily and the first thing I did was get my salt, sugar, vinegar ratio set. Once had that shit tangin’ out, I’d add the rest of the spices with a dollup of mayo. Slap dash and taste as you go, so fun.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fuck yeah!

SexyTimeSasquatch,

Make better coleslaw maybe?

Supervisor194,
@Supervisor194@lemmy.world avatar

Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.

SpaceNoodle,

My colleague’s ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.

MrMobius,

Nonsense! It’s a really good replacement for lettuce in a sandwich. If you add enough mustard to cover the aftertaste…

friendly_ghost,

Take one small bite and see if you like the flavor and texture (coleslaw varies a lot). If not, throw it in the trash

Dettweiler42,

The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.

ipha,

Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

SpaceNoodle,

Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

He probably does it while eating slaw

CaptPretentious,

Like a boss

janus2,
@janus2@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

i am the trash

Maddie,
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Shut your whore mouth!

essteeyou,

This is the wrongest thing I’ve ever read in my damn life!

marx2k,

I’ll take it if you’re not gonna eat it

cabbagee,

I didn’t like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it’s not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I can agree with this, but when they try to pass it as a salad? Not a chance.

NightAuthor,

You’ve had the creamy kind right? Bc I’ve had some “coleslaw” that wasn’t and that just ain’t right.

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