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fleabomber, in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say
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RIP

BrerChicken, in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say

Apparently as long as it’s not a paper towel you’re alright. So go ahead and wipe your tush.

toxilox, in Let me load it

My ADHD autist girlfriend does this all the time. She just needs a bit of extra time to process. I don’t mind it and I usually don’t need to repeat what I said. You get used to it.

Tikiporch, in Let me load it

Where I’m from, it’s proper to say “Pardon?”.

RIP_Cheems, in Let me load it
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Huh?

cerement, in *Internally screams*
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the explanation I got a long time ago is that when something gets so bad that nothing you can do will change it is the time you sit back, crack a beer, and admit “no worries”

Aurelius,
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Also I feel like you are sometimes expected to give an immediate response but you haven’t had proper time to process the situation. So you just say “no worries”

rockerface,

That’s not a feeling, I’ve been told on several separate projects to literally respond to client’s messages as quickly as possible, even if it’s just to say “we’re looking into the thing you asked about, will let you know as soon as we know something”. I guess it’s important to not let the people with the cash feel ignored

LemmyFeed,

Hakuna Matata

moosetwin,
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It is what it is

CrayonRosary, (edited ) in Who knew creating the worlds largest repository of information would be a mistake?

It needs more panels. It needs talking heads deliberately pronouncing the words frighteningly while giving only the worst interpretation of their effects, or uses in other situations.

“The same chemical used to remove plastic buildup from steel molds!” Or whatever. Meanwhile the chemical is dihydrogen monoxide.

Like, it needs 8 or 10 panels in between those two.

Colour_me_triggered, (edited ) in Kindness over prejudice

My parents raised me to feel a sort of pity for those who’s brains are too smooth to fight against religious indoctrination.

Fucking autocorrect.

Orbituary,
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  • BradleyUffner, (edited ) in I think we've been had

    Truly the long game on that joke! Well done, ya got us.

    nexguy, in Icon design
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    No one smiles while using reddit

    dylanTheDeveloper, in Icon design
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    MORE!

    Evotech, in Icon design

    It was always better before

    EvilEyedPanda, in Veteran Affairs
    _Sprite, in I think we've been had
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    no backsies

    FiskFisk33, in No water for like 3 days to get that look

    This is not a zero sum game. there’s no competition. We can deal with both problems, we don’t have to pick a side.

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